iCarly Quotes
Carly: Okay, it's not like me to get all crazy about a hot guy like Jake Krandle.
Sam: But...
Carly: But, Oh my God, he's so hot, I want to bake cookies on him!
Sam: I'd eat those cookies.
Sam: But...
Carly: But, Oh my God, he's so hot, I want to bake cookies on him!
Sam: I'd eat those cookies.
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Sam Puckett: Okay! So you got anything else to say to the iCarly fans of the world?
Ripoff Rodney: Yeah. I've got a special this week on burritos. [opens up his jacket to reveal a bunch of burritos]
Ripoff Rodney: Two for six bucks.
Carly Shay: And do they contain quality meat?
Ripoff Rodney: No they do not. [kids start crowding around Ripoff Rodney]
Ripoff Rodney: Yeah. I've got a special this week on burritos. [opens up his jacket to reveal a bunch of burritos]
Ripoff Rodney: Two for six bucks.
Carly Shay: And do they contain quality meat?
Ripoff Rodney: No they do not. [kids start crowding around Ripoff Rodney]
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Sam: Hey look, you invited the doof.
Carly: Sam...
Freddie Benson: Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.
Carly: Sam...
Freddie Benson: Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.
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[on the iCarly webcast]
Sam: Tell 'em why we got detention.
Carly Shay: 'Cause we're naughty.
Sam: Tell 'em why we got detention.
Carly Shay: 'Cause we're naughty.
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[on the iCarly webcast]
Sam: So, what ever will happen on this new and exciting webisode of iCarly?
Carly Shay: I'm glad you asked.
Sam: I'm glad you're glad. Are you glad I'm glad you're glad?
Carly Shay: Weird. I'm becoming less glad!
Sam: So, what ever will happen on this new and exciting webisode of iCarly?
Carly Shay: I'm glad you asked.
Sam: I'm glad you're glad. Are you glad I'm glad you're glad?
Carly Shay: Weird. I'm becoming less glad!
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Freddie: [picks up plastic bag] What's this?
Spencer: Bag of dog hair.
Freddie: Whoa! [drops bag]
Carly: Where'd you get a bag of dog hair?
Spencer: I stopped by that pet grooming place down the street.
Carly: Shampoodles?
Spencer: Uh-huh.
Spencer: Bag of dog hair.
Freddie: Whoa! [drops bag]
Carly: Where'd you get a bag of dog hair?
Spencer: I stopped by that pet grooming place down the street.
Carly: Shampoodles?
Spencer: Uh-huh.
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Director: Ginger, what're you doin'?
Ginger: [with blue cheese dressing] Washin' my hair.
Director: That's not even Shampoo. That's Blue Cheese Dressing.
Ginger: Get outta my bathroom.
Sam: That chick's a diasater.
Ginger: [with blue cheese dressing] Washin' my hair.
Director: That's not even Shampoo. That's Blue Cheese Dressing.
Ginger: Get outta my bathroom.
Sam: That chick's a diasater.
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Freddie: So where are the groceries?
Sam: You left them at the donut shop.
Spencer: No... (starts to leave)
Freddie: Where 'ya going?
Spencer: To the donut shop...
Sam: You left them at the donut shop.
Spencer: No... (starts to leave)
Freddie: Where 'ya going?
Spencer: To the donut shop...
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Director: Where's Ginger?
Dancer: She's back there using the bathroom.
Director: There's a bathroom back there?
Dancer: [shakes head] No.
Dancer: She's back there using the bathroom.
Director: There's a bathroom back there?
Dancer: [shakes head] No.
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Employee: Hey, Miranda. Cucumber or brick?
Miranda: ...Brick.
Employee: We're going with the brick.
???: Miranda likes the brick!
Miranda: ...Brick.
Employee: We're going with the brick.
???: Miranda likes the brick!
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Nathan: Well I thought you might want a snack, so I took some raisin bread, put a little butter and toast on it, then...I put a little butter and toast on it, then cinnamoned it. (Victoria laughs)
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Nathan: I don't bluff! ...Okay, I was bluffing when I say I don't bluff, but i'm...serious about quitting! (laughs and points at the camera) That was it!
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Jerry: You know as well as I do, that when you're making a TV show, sometimes things just don't happen the way they're supposed to.
Miranda: That's probably what's in this clip package. See? "Things That Didn't Happen The Way They Were Supposed To." Should I click it?
Jerry: I think you have to.
Miranda: That's probably what's in this clip package. See? "Things That Didn't Happen The Way They Were Supposed To." Should I click it?
Jerry: I think you have to.
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Jerry: You know what really wastes time on set?
Miranda: What?
Jerry: Everyone acting all silly, and being goofy, and laughing, and just being unprofessional!
Miranda: I think you're exaggerating.
Jerry: No...here, let's watch this clip, labeled "Everyone Acting All Silly, And Being Goofy, And Laughing, And Just Being Unprofessional."
Miranda: What?
Jerry: Everyone acting all silly, and being goofy, and laughing, and just being unprofessional!
Miranda: I think you're exaggerating.
Jerry: No...here, let's watch this clip, labeled "Everyone Acting All Silly, And Being Goofy, And Laughing, And Just Being Unprofessional."
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Jerry: Dan sent me some directions via text message. (his phone rings) Let me clear this message here...I will act better.
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Victoria: (after kicking Jerry to the floor) I'm sorry! (laughs)
Jerry: She kicked me and she started talking to people!
Jerry: She kicked me and she started talking to people!
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Noah: "If Spencer tries to be lazy, throw coffee in his face to perk him up." No, sorry.
Jerry: Really? She said that? Coffee?
Noah: "Throw water in his face to perk him up."
Jerry: Really? She said that? Coffee?
Noah: "Throw water in his face to perk him up."
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Noah: Check out what it says if I play every fourth word.
Ethan: Happy birthday!
Noah: (laughs) What...
Ethan: Happy birthday!
Noah: (laughs) What...
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Jennette: Gibby turns me down! Like i'm not good enough for that shirtless potato! (stopwatch goes off) Just...shoot! (laughs)
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Jennette: Why does he have two bullet holes in his eyes?
Miranda: Those are his eyes?
Jennette: That was...not right.
Miranda: Those are his eyes?
Jennette: That was...not right.
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Miranda: "Carly's a chicken, Carly's lame, Carly's...Carly." Sorry. (laughs) I forgot my name.
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Miranda: His last words were, "Why, Miles, why?"
Jennette: His name's Oliver. (Miranda laughs)
Jennette: His name's Oliver. (Miranda laughs)
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Spencer: She's a very sophisticated woman. I can't have her thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff!
Carly: That's like, all you do!
Spencer: Yeah, but I can't have her thinking that! She wears pantyhose!
Carly: That's like, all you do!
Spencer: Yeah, but I can't have her thinking that! She wears pantyhose!
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Carly: And no more panties on the stairs!
Sam: I don't like that word!
Spencer: Well, too bad! Stairs, stairs, stairs!
Carly: ...She meant panties.
Spencer: Now i'm embarassed.
Sam: I don't like that word!
Spencer: Well, too bad! Stairs, stairs, stairs!
Carly: ...She meant panties.
Spencer: Now i'm embarassed.
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Freddie: I had NOTHING to do with this! I'm not even Freddie Benson!
Girl on film: Yeah, you are! Freddie and his mom live in the same building as me.
Freddie: No no!
Girl: Bushwell Plaza... (Freddie tries to shush her) Aren't you guys in Apartment 8D?
Freddie: I'M DEAD.
Girl on film: Yeah, you are! Freddie and his mom live in the same building as me.
Freddie: No no!
Girl: Bushwell Plaza... (Freddie tries to shush her) Aren't you guys in Apartment 8D?
Freddie: I'M DEAD.
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Sam: You wanna know why that rich doctor stopped calling you?!
Mrs. Puckett: Steven?
Sam: I told him you got hit by a bus. (Mrs. Puckett gasps)
Mrs. Puckett: Steven?
Sam: I told him you got hit by a bus. (Mrs. Puckett gasps)
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