iCarly Quote
Wade Collins: [in a YouTube Poop-style video] I wanted tuna fish! [knocks the plate of ham sandwich out of Carly's hand, edited to do it three times]
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[Wade hocks and spits onto the floor]
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Wade Collins: [screen is flashing all different colors] I've got a pimple in my ear.
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Wade Collins: [Gibby is blow-drying his hair] Too hot! [video repeats] ...hot! [video repeats] ...hot!
Gibby: I'm sorry! [Wade takes the blowdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off]
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Wade Collins: [screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddy. Stupid American!
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[Wade spits again]
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[Wade sneezes on Gibby intentionally]
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Wade Collins: [walks by several music video-dressed girls] You're all a bunch of stupid American girls! You bunch of hob-knockers!
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Wade Collins: I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUSIC! I WANT MONEY! [screen turns green, echoing "MONEY!"]
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[Wade spits again]
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Wade Collins: [screams at a bystander] HOB-- HOB-- HOB-KNOCKER!
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Wade Collins: [eating spaghetti] I have to look beautiful! Jibley [Gibby]!
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[Wade growls at the camera]
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Wade Collins: I hate children, I hate teenagers, I hate animals, AND I HATE AMERICA!
[video ends]
Carly: [sarcastically] Isn't he charming?
Scene 2
[Wade hocks and spits onto the floor]
Scene 3
Wade Collins: [screen is flashing all different colors] I've got a pimple in my ear.
Scene 4
Wade Collins: [Gibby is blow-drying his hair] Too hot! [video repeats] ...hot! [video repeats] ...hot!
Gibby: I'm sorry! [Wade takes the blowdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off]
Scene 5
Wade Collins: [screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddy. Stupid American!
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[Wade spits again]
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[Wade sneezes on Gibby intentionally]
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Wade Collins: [walks by several music video-dressed girls] You're all a bunch of stupid American girls! You bunch of hob-knockers!
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Wade Collins: I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUSIC! I WANT MONEY! [screen turns green, echoing "MONEY!"]
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[Wade spits again]
Scene 11
Wade Collins: [screams at a bystander] HOB-- HOB-- HOB-KNOCKER!
Scene 12
Wade Collins: [eating spaghetti] I have to look beautiful! Jibley [Gibby]!
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[Wade growls at the camera]
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Wade Collins: I hate children, I hate teenagers, I hate animals, AND I HATE AMERICA!
[video ends]
Carly: [sarcastically] Isn't he charming?
TV Show: iCarly
