iCarly Quote

[Nevel is in a super market where the pickles are displayed]
Nevel: Dill pickles, kosher pickles, sweet pick- AHA! Bread and butter pickles, last jar.
[Nevel is about to walk away when a little girl accidentally bumps into him with a shopping cart, causing Nevel to drop the jar and it breaks]
Nevel: No! NOOOO!
Little Girl: I'm sorry.
Nevel: [angry] Sorry? You're SORRY?! THAT WAS THE LAST DANG JAR OF BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLES IN THIS STORE!! Where's your stupid mother?! Where is she?!
[Nevel takes a giant lollipop out of the little girl's shopping cart]
Nevel: [calmly] Were you gonna buy this lollipop? [throws the lollipop down and breaks it] Well now it's broken!!
[The little girl starts crying]
Nevel: Doesn't feel to good does it?! Oh HERE we go! Sure! Cry it up! WELL I'M CRYING ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY DANG BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLES! JERK!

TV Show: iCarly

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