iCarly Quotes
[Freddie pins Carly to the ground so she cannot go and talk to Sam]
Carly: Woah, when did you get so strong?
Freddie: Same time the voice got lower!
Carly: DID YOU AND SAM KISS?
Freddie: Yes, it's true, Sam and I kissed...
Carly: OH MY GOD!
Carly: Woah, when did you get so strong?
Freddie: Same time the voice got lower!
Carly: DID YOU AND SAM KISS?
Freddie: Yes, it's true, Sam and I kissed...
Carly: OH MY GOD!
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Carly: You guys are my best friends! How come neither one of you told me?
Freddie: We promised eachother we'd never speak of it again. OH MAN, i've been SPEAKING OF IT again!
Carly: I'm calling Sam right now!
Freddie: NO! If you tell Sam I told you, she'll kick me in places that should never be kicked!
Freddie: We promised eachother we'd never speak of it again. OH MAN, i've been SPEAKING OF IT again!
Carly: I'm calling Sam right now!
Freddie: NO! If you tell Sam I told you, she'll kick me in places that should never be kicked!
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(The escaped prisoners duct taped Carly, Sam, and Freddie to a bench)
Freddie: (to Carly) Why did you tell them where the duct tape was?
Carly: I was just trying to be helpful!
Sam: Yeah you helped them alright.
Carly: It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! "Well, you do realize we have to call the police."
Freddie: (to Carly) Why did you tell them where the duct tape was?
Carly: I was just trying to be helpful!
Sam: Yeah you helped them alright.
Carly: It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! "Well, you do realize we have to call the police."
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Freddie: You're cooking a steak in your locker?
Sam: Well, I'm not going to eat raw meat after what happened last time. Stupid parasites.
Sam: Well, I'm not going to eat raw meat after what happened last time. Stupid parasites.
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Carly: He's not doing anything anymore.
Sam and Freddie: What? Why?
[They turn to face each other, and then slap each other]
Sam and Freddie: What? Why?
[They turn to face each other, and then slap each other]
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Carly: You're in trouble!
Sam: Who has urine trouble?
Carly: No! You tweeted about me spitting in Nate's eye!
Sam: It was a totally tweetworthy event!
Carly: Maybe, but i'd appreciate it if you didn't tweet about my personal spit!
Sam: Who has urine trouble?
Carly: No! You tweeted about me spitting in Nate's eye!
Sam: It was a totally tweetworthy event!
Carly: Maybe, but i'd appreciate it if you didn't tweet about my personal spit!
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Carly: I can't believe you embarrassed me like that in front of the whole web!
Sam: Well, if you didn't want me to do it, then why didn't you say something?
Carly: You duct-taped my mouth shut!
Sam: Come on, you might get a really cool guy!
Carly: Or a psychopath with a chainsaw!
Sam: Well, if you didn't want me to do it, then why didn't you say something?
Carly: You duct-taped my mouth shut!
Sam: Come on, you might get a really cool guy!
Carly: Or a psychopath with a chainsaw!
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Spencer: So, you wanna take Carly to the dance?
Clark: I'd rather just make out with her.
Spencer: NEXT!
Clark: I'd rather just make out with her.
Spencer: NEXT!
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[After Austin changes the subject several times]
Carly: SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
Austin: What's your deal?
Carly: My deal is, you haven't let me finish one sentence all night and I can't take it anymore! It's like you won't even-
Austin: What are you trying to say?
Carly: GET OUT OF HERE! (he does)
Carly: SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
Austin: What's your deal?
Carly: My deal is, you haven't let me finish one sentence all night and I can't take it anymore! It's like you won't even-
Austin: What are you trying to say?
Carly: GET OUT OF HERE! (he does)
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[Durring the speed date]
T-Bo: Wanna buy a pepper?
Carly: NO!
T-Bo: A buck each.
Carly: T-BO!
T-Bo': OH OK!
T-Bo: Wanna buy a pepper?
Carly: NO!
T-Bo: A buck each.
Carly: T-BO!
T-Bo': OH OK!
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Sam: Dude its enormous...
Spencer: I know
Freddie: Its like 10-Feet tall
Spencer: Yah. Its like what you said: One 10-feet Icarly award
Carly: NO! We said 10 1-foot Icarly Awardsssss...
Spencer: I know
Freddie: Its like 10-Feet tall
Spencer: Yah. Its like what you said: One 10-feet Icarly award
Carly: NO! We said 10 1-foot Icarly Awardsssss...
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Carly: You just want to flirt with models in swimsuits.
Spencer: That is absolutely true!
Spencer: That is absolutely true!
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Spencer: FREDDIE! FREDDIE!
Freddie: (arrives from upstairs) What is the problem?
Spencer: You said HOT EUROPEAN swimsuit models!
Freddie: Ahhhh, I didn't say they were hot.
Spencer: Yeah, and you didn't say they were DUDES, either!
Freddie: (arrives from upstairs) What is the problem?
Spencer: You said HOT EUROPEAN swimsuit models!
Freddie: Ahhhh, I didn't say they were hot.
Spencer: Yeah, and you didn't say they were DUDES, either!
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Spencer: BOOM! (gives Gibby two awards)
Gibby: Two? You're getting faster.
Spencer: Never underestimate the power of shirtless European men in swimsuits!
Gibby: ...I never do!
Gibby: Two? You're getting faster.
Spencer: Never underestimate the power of shirtless European men in swimsuits!
Gibby: ...I never do!
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Sam: And now, since I drank five sodas before we started tonight, I must go pee.
Carly: Sam!
Sam: You want my bladder to explode live on the internet?
Carly: Ew, no.
Carly: Sam!
Sam: You want my bladder to explode live on the internet?
Carly: Ew, no.
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Spencer: [To the European swimsuit model] Blabvin, you put the hair...on the statue's feet.
Blabvin: [nods] Yes.
Spencer: Well, do women in your country have hair on their feet?
Blabvin: [nods] [sheepishly] ...Yes...
Blabvin: [nods] Yes.
Spencer: Well, do women in your country have hair on their feet?
Blabvin: [nods] [sheepishly] ...Yes...
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Spencer: [to the European swimsuit models] And guys. This is America, so the women's hair goes on their head...
Swimsuit models: [nodding] Ohhhhh!
Swimsuit models: [nodding] Ohhhhh!
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Sam: You got that on video.
Mr. Howard: No.
Sam: Then I didn't do it.
Carly: Why are we in trouble?!
Mr. Howard: Stop asking that!
Mr. Howard: No.
Sam: Then I didn't do it.
Carly: Why are we in trouble?!
Mr. Howard: Stop asking that!
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Gibby: Mr. Howard just gave me detention.
Carly: For what?
Gibby: For being too..."Gibby".
Carly: How can you be too Gibby?
Gibby: That's what I said. But you know, not everybody gets me.
Mr. Howard: Oh I get you Gibby. I get you like a rash. The question is how do I get rid of you?
Gibby: Baby powder?
Mr. Howard: That's double detention!
Gibby: But baby powder gets rid of rashes...
Mr. Howard: Triple detention!
Gibby: VOLCANO!!![vomits in a nearby trash can]
Carly: For what?
Gibby: For being too..."Gibby".
Carly: How can you be too Gibby?
Gibby: That's what I said. But you know, not everybody gets me.
Mr. Howard: Oh I get you Gibby. I get you like a rash. The question is how do I get rid of you?
Gibby: Baby powder?
Mr. Howard: That's double detention!
Gibby: But baby powder gets rid of rashes...
Mr. Howard: Triple detention!
Gibby: VOLCANO!!![vomits in a nearby trash can]
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T-Bo: You wanna buy a doughnut?
Freddie: No, we're having a meeting.
Sam: Why'd you stick the doughnuts on that way?
T-Bo: Whattaya' saying?
Freddie: Well, they're doughnuts, they have a hole right in the middle.
Sam: But you put the stick through the sides.
T-Bo: Man. This is embarrassing.
Freddie: No, we're having a meeting.
Sam: Why'd you stick the doughnuts on that way?
T-Bo: Whattaya' saying?
Freddie: Well, they're doughnuts, they have a hole right in the middle.
Sam: But you put the stick through the sides.
T-Bo: Man. This is embarrassing.
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[After Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Principal Franklin finish talking]
T-Bo: You wanna buy a doughnut? [angrier, to Carly, Sam, and Freddie] I fixed 'em.
T-Bo: You wanna buy a doughnut? [angrier, to Carly, Sam, and Freddie] I fixed 'em.
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Sam: Ugh, I can't believe school's actually gotten worse.
Carly: Shh.
Freddie: Be quiet.
Sam: [shrewishly] I don't wanna be quiet! I hate these clothes! Wearing blue and khaki makes me feel like a nub! [to Freddie] No offense to you and all the other nubs in the world.
Carly: [warns Sam] You shouldn't critize the dress code out loud.
Sam: Why? It's not like they're gonna hear me, and how come I gotta--
Ms. Briggs: Sam Puckett, principal's office!
Sam: What? Why?
Ms. Briggs: I heard you.
[Carly and Freddie look at Sam with an "I TOLD YOU SO" face]
Carly: Shh.
Freddie: Be quiet.
Sam: [shrewishly] I don't wanna be quiet! I hate these clothes! Wearing blue and khaki makes me feel like a nub! [to Freddie] No offense to you and all the other nubs in the world.
Carly: [warns Sam] You shouldn't critize the dress code out loud.
Sam: Why? It's not like they're gonna hear me, and how come I gotta--
Ms. Briggs: Sam Puckett, principal's office!
Sam: What? Why?
Ms. Briggs: I heard you.
[Carly and Freddie look at Sam with an "I TOLD YOU SO" face]
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Mr. Howard: You! Wipe that look off your face!
Freddie: This isn't a look! It's just my face!
Mr. Howard: Well, you should get your money back.
Carly: (grabs Freddie by the shoulder) Okay, we've gotta get Principal Franklin his job back!
Freddie: Shhhhhh! Don't say that-
Mrs. Briggs: Carly Shay, to the principal's office!
Carly: Coming! (to Freddie) I'm so scared!
Freddie: (walks up to Gibby and pats him) Freddie's gotcha...
Freddie: This isn't a look! It's just my face!
Mr. Howard: Well, you should get your money back.
Carly: (grabs Freddie by the shoulder) Okay, we've gotta get Principal Franklin his job back!
Freddie: Shhhhhh! Don't say that-
Mrs. Briggs: Carly Shay, to the principal's office!
Carly: Coming! (to Freddie) I'm so scared!
Freddie: (walks up to Gibby and pats him) Freddie's gotcha...
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(after Principal Franklin is given his job back)
Carly: Okay, you have no idea how psyched we are that you're back.
Principal Franklin: You are in big trouble, Carly! And so are you two! I was very clear yesterday when I told you that I did not want you-(Carly interrupts him) What, what?
Carly: He's gone!
Principal Franklin: (long pause) ...I love you guys. (the four start cheering and hi-fiving eachother)
Gibby: (runs into the hall shirtless) YEAH! YEAH, UH-HUH! (the four look at him oddly, and the episode ends as they continue hi-fiving)
Carly: Okay, you have no idea how psyched we are that you're back.
Principal Franklin: You are in big trouble, Carly! And so are you two! I was very clear yesterday when I told you that I did not want you-(Carly interrupts him) What, what?
Carly: He's gone!
Principal Franklin: (long pause) ...I love you guys. (the four start cheering and hi-fiving eachother)
Gibby: (runs into the hall shirtless) YEAH! YEAH, UH-HUH! (the four look at him oddly, and the episode ends as they continue hi-fiving)
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Spencer: If you're the thief, why did you join the building watch patrol?
Chuck: 'Cause no one suspects a guy in a vest!
Chuck: 'Cause no one suspects a guy in a vest!
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Marta: Lewbert, why did you steal t.v. remotes?
Lewbert: (sacastically) Because, I like the way they feel against my skin in the moonlight!
Lewbert: (sacastically) Because, I like the way they feel against my skin in the moonlight!
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Carly: Who gives haircuts by force?!
Sam: I don't know, but if this was a real TV show, it'd be more popular than anything on NBC.
Sam: I don't know, but if this was a real TV show, it'd be more popular than anything on NBC.
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