iCarly Quotes
Spencer: Hey, I bet what that goat did to you last year doesn't seem so bad anymore! (Carly cries as she is hugging Sam)
Chief Donker: (to Freddie) ...What did the goat do?
Chief Donker: (to Freddie) ...What did the goat do?
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Freddie: Why are you all happy?
Spencer: SHUT UP! (on his phone, to T-Bo) T-Bo, it's Spencer! Listen fast! Carly's gonna be there in about ten minutes to ask for a job, so give her a job! I'll explain later! ...Come on, i'd give your sister a job! Well, she's out of the hospital now! Just hire Carly! Thanks, bye! (puts his phone down) YES! (moves his arms like a robot)
Sam: Okay, two questions: why are you making T-Bo give Carly a job, and WHAT did you do to his sister?
Spencer: SHUT UP! (on his phone, to T-Bo) T-Bo, it's Spencer! Listen fast! Carly's gonna be there in about ten minutes to ask for a job, so give her a job! I'll explain later! ...Come on, i'd give your sister a job! Well, she's out of the hospital now! Just hire Carly! Thanks, bye! (puts his phone down) YES! (moves his arms like a robot)
Sam: Okay, two questions: why are you making T-Bo give Carly a job, and WHAT did you do to his sister?
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Carly: Morning, T-Bo.
T-Bo: Uh-uh. I'm your boss now. You gotta call me Mr. Bo.
Carly: Mr. Bo?
T-Bo: Nah, i'm just pulling your peach.
T-Bo: Uh-uh. I'm your boss now. You gotta call me Mr. Bo.
Carly: Mr. Bo?
T-Bo: Nah, i'm just pulling your peach.
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Spencer: (doing roll call on his PearPad) Sam!
Sam: Yo! (holds up a paintbrush)
Spencer: Freddie!
Freddie: Aquì!
Spencer: The Gibster!
Gibby: (holds an orange wire) I LOVE that!
Spencer: The painters!
Painters: Yeah!
Spencer: The carpenter!
Carpenter: Here!
Spencer: Electrician!
Electrician: Yep!
Spencer: Audio/video dude! (looks at Ed) ...That's you, Ed!
Ed: I'm Ed!
Spencer: Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom SO FANTASTIC, it will make all the other teenage girls CRY!
Sam: Yo! (holds up a paintbrush)
Spencer: Freddie!
Freddie: Aquì!
Spencer: The Gibster!
Gibby: (holds an orange wire) I LOVE that!
Spencer: The painters!
Painters: Yeah!
Spencer: The carpenter!
Carpenter: Here!
Spencer: Electrician!
Electrician: Yep!
Spencer: Audio/video dude! (looks at Ed) ...That's you, Ed!
Ed: I'm Ed!
Spencer: Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom SO FANTASTIC, it will make all the other teenage girls CRY!
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[after Spencer and everyone else is done making Carly's new room]
Spencer: I just want to tell you all how sincerely grateful I am-
Freddie: Whoa, whoa whoa! Text message from Carly! She's on her way up.
Spencer: EVERYBODY GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!
Spencer: I just want to tell you all how sincerely grateful I am-
Freddie: Whoa, whoa whoa! Text message from Carly! She's on her way up.
Spencer: EVERYBODY GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!
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Spencer: (jumps over the couch, but falls to the floor. Carly enters the room, as he straightens himself and does a sit-up) ONE HUNDRED!
Carly: You did a hundred sit-ups?
Spencer: Sort of!
Carly: You did a hundred sit-ups?
Spencer: Sort of!
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Carly: Oh my god!
Spencer: THANK YOU, GREAT GRAMMY!
Carly: We should've gone to her funeral.
Spencer: I know.
Freddie: And Spencer spent it all on your room.
Sam: The whole wad, baby!
Spencer: Which is so stupid 'cause we rent this place, but WHO CARES! (they all jump)
Spencer: THANK YOU, GREAT GRAMMY!
Carly: We should've gone to her funeral.
Spencer: I know.
Freddie: And Spencer spent it all on your room.
Sam: The whole wad, baby!
Spencer: Which is so stupid 'cause we rent this place, but WHO CARES! (they all jump)
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Freddie: You got your room back.
Gibby: Except for all your old photos and other personal items that can never be replaced.
Sam, Spencer and Freddie: GIBBY!!!
Carly: (to Spencer) ...Who has the best big brother ever?
Spencer: You... (they hug, then face the others)
Gibby: Man. Is there anything money can't do?
Gibby: Except for all your old photos and other personal items that can never be replaced.
Sam, Spencer and Freddie: GIBBY!!!
Carly: (to Spencer) ...Who has the best big brother ever?
Spencer: You... (they hug, then face the others)
Gibby: Man. Is there anything money can't do?
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Carly: Are those new pants?
Freddie: ...Yes, they are. (he pulls his shirt up and twists himself around)
Carly: From tweenpants.com?
Freddie: They sell pants for men now!
Carly: Then you should have bought some!
Freddie: ...Yes, they are. (he pulls his shirt up and twists himself around)
Carly: From tweenpants.com?
Freddie: They sell pants for men now!
Carly: Then you should have bought some!
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Carly: Let's talk about this later.
Sam: Yeah, we better start the show.
Freddie: The show started fifteen seconds ago.
Carly and Sam: (brief pause) This is iCarly.
Sam: Yeah, we better start the show.
Freddie: The show started fifteen seconds ago.
Carly and Sam: (brief pause) This is iCarly.
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Spencer: What happened here?!
Carly: Sam and her mom.
Spencer: Did they talk things out?
Carly: They started out talking...and then there was yelling...and then our couch was in the kitchen.
Carly: Sam and her mom.
Spencer: Did they talk things out?
Carly: They started out talking...and then there was yelling...and then our couch was in the kitchen.
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Carly: Why does your chest look all thick?
Freddie: Um...i've been working out...y'know, pushups and, milk... (Carly takes his shirt off to reveal a bulletproof vest)
Carly: That's...quite a sports bra.
Freddie: Um...i've been working out...y'know, pushups and, milk... (Carly takes his shirt off to reveal a bulletproof vest)
Carly: That's...quite a sports bra.
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(Carly enters the room and is grabbed by Gunsmoke)
Gunsmoke: State your name and business!
Carly: Carly Shay, webshow host!
Gunsmoke: State your name and business!
Carly: Carly Shay, webshow host!
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Spencer: Can we please watch something else?
Gunsmoke: Fine; put on Full House.
Spencer: Awesome! (changes the channel)
Gunsmoke: Fine; put on Full House.
Spencer: Awesome! (changes the channel)
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Spencer: Yo, Gunsmoke. Out you go!
Gunsmoke: But i'm in the middle of Full House.
Girl on TV: You got it, DUDE!
Gunsmoke: That is hillarious.
Gunsmoke: But i'm in the middle of Full House.
Girl on TV: You got it, DUDE!
Gunsmoke: That is hillarious.
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Sam: You know she's never even said one nice thing to me about iCarly?
Carly: Come on, i'm sure that's not true.
Mrs. Puckett: What's iCarly? (Carly slaps her forehead)
Carly: Come on, i'm sure that's not true.
Mrs. Puckett: What's iCarly? (Carly slaps her forehead)
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Carly: They're never gonna make nice! They're both horrible in their own ways! (to Sam) No offense, you know that you're my best friend and that I love you, but let's face it, you're a nightmare!
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Gibby: (after taking a fish out of his locker) Hey, Dad? Fire up the grill, i'm bringing home a trout!
Male student: Fish?
Gibby: My fish! (runs and sees Carly, Sam and Freddie) My fish!
Carly: Well, I kinda got him!
Sam: You got him dinner.
Male student: Fish?
Gibby: My fish! (runs and sees Carly, Sam and Freddie) My fish!
Carly: Well, I kinda got him!
Sam: You got him dinner.
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Freddie: (shocked) That was horrible!
Sam: Not funny!
Spencer: Uh, no! It was EXTREMELY funny!
Carly: PRANKED YA! Admit it, I gotcha good! (hi-fives Spencer)
Sam: Not funny!
Spencer: Uh, no! It was EXTREMELY funny!
Carly: PRANKED YA! Admit it, I gotcha good! (hi-fives Spencer)
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Spencer: What is "ye"?
Carly: "Ye" is you! It sounds official; sign it!
Spencer: What if I don't?
Carly: Well, then I might sneak into your room tonight and push a pillow over your face 'till you stop kicking!
Spencer: ...That's some pretty dark stuff.
Carly: "Ye" is you! It sounds official; sign it!
Spencer: What if I don't?
Carly: Well, then I might sneak into your room tonight and push a pillow over your face 'till you stop kicking!
Spencer: ...That's some pretty dark stuff.
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Sam: (to Spencer) Dude, if I didn't have a little crush on you, you'd be falling for my baseball bat to your face bit!
Carly: Little crush?
Sam: Did he sign the contract or not?
Carly: Little crush?
Sam: Did he sign the contract or not?
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Sam: You climb up that ladder all the way up to that pipe.
Freddie: Then you scootch along the pipe 'till you get right over that $20 bill there.
Gibby: I scootch.
Sam: And when Spencer bends over to pick up the 20, i'm gonna yell "Gibby"...
Freddie: Then you drop down, right onto Spencer's back.
Gibby: But...that seems so naughty.
Freddie: That's right.
Sam: It's gonna teach Spencer that it's not fun to get pranked!
Gibby: True chiz. I'm still afraid to pee!
Freddie: Then you scootch along the pipe 'till you get right over that $20 bill there.
Gibby: I scootch.
Sam: And when Spencer bends over to pick up the 20, i'm gonna yell "Gibby"...
Freddie: Then you drop down, right onto Spencer's back.
Gibby: But...that seems so naughty.
Freddie: That's right.
Sam: It's gonna teach Spencer that it's not fun to get pranked!
Gibby: True chiz. I'm still afraid to pee!
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Spencer: Oh, face it! I'm the king of pranks; and you know what they say...YOU CAN'T TOUCH THA KAAAAAANG!
Freddie: Who says that?
Spencer: The KAAAAAANG!
Sam: I knew he'd say that.
Spencer: Yo, Holmes! I'll prank ya later! (slaps Carly with the $20 bill and leaves the room laughing)
Carly: ...He slapped me with my own money.
Freddie: Who says that?
Spencer: The KAAAAAANG!
Sam: I knew he'd say that.
Spencer: Yo, Holmes! I'll prank ya later! (slaps Carly with the $20 bill and leaves the room laughing)
Carly: ...He slapped me with my own money.
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(after the group's prank attempt against Spencer is unsuccessful)
Freddie: Wait...we forgot Gibby.
Sam: Oh, yeah.
Carly: Gibby!
Gibby: GIBBYYYYYYY! (drops down from the pipe, hits the floor, bounces and his ribs crack. He weakly turns over) Did you guys hear my ribs crack?
Freddie: Wait...we forgot Gibby.
Sam: Oh, yeah.
Carly: Gibby!
Gibby: GIBBYYYYYYY! (drops down from the pipe, hits the floor, bounces and his ribs crack. He weakly turns over) Did you guys hear my ribs crack?
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Carly: (sadly, trying to get Spencer to help her pull a prank) Please?!
Spencer: You know I can't say no to a girl in a spoon hat. (they hug)
Spencer: You know I can't say no to a girl in a spoon hat. (they hug)
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Sam: Show 'em the prank, Fred-weiner!
Freddie: Sure thing, Sam...jerk.
Sam: ...And that's why you're behind the camera.
Freddie: Sure thing, Sam...jerk.
Sam: ...And that's why you're behind the camera.
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Sam: Well, it's your own fault. You jumped off that pipe for nothing.
Gibby: You said my cue was Gibby and I heard Gibby.
Sam: Yeah, but you didn't hear the cue!
Freddie: Guys-okay, yes. (the four start yelling at each other quickly)
T-Bo: You guys? (they continue yelling) YOU GUYS!
Freddie: WHAT, T-BO?!?!
Gibby: You said my cue was Gibby and I heard Gibby.
Sam: Yeah, but you didn't hear the cue!
Freddie: Guys-okay, yes. (the four start yelling at each other quickly)
T-Bo: You guys? (they continue yelling) YOU GUYS!
Freddie: WHAT, T-BO?!?!
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(Carly is watching Drake and Josh on TV))
Megan: (on TV) And by the way, you didn't kill him. The camera flash just stunned him.
Carly: How come that little girl is so good at pranks?
(Referring to Megan, who is played by Miranda Cosgrove, the same actress who plays Carly)
Megan: (on TV) And by the way, you didn't kill him. The camera flash just stunned him.
Carly: How come that little girl is so good at pranks?
(Referring to Megan, who is played by Miranda Cosgrove, the same actress who plays Carly)
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(Carly goes to retrieve her Camcorder to video tape Spencer's intervention, and returns to find his old classmates beating him up.)
Carly: What's going on?!
(They stop)
Tancy: RUN!
(The old classmates run away and Carly runs to a beaten down Spencer)
Carly: What happened?!
Spencer: (weakly) My old classmates beat me up.
Carly: But there were just supposed to help you get the message about your pranking.
Spencer: Message received.
Carly: What's going on?!
(They stop)
Tancy: RUN!
(The old classmates run away and Carly runs to a beaten down Spencer)
Carly: What happened?!
Spencer: (weakly) My old classmates beat me up.
Carly: But there were just supposed to help you get the message about your pranking.
Spencer: Message received.
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