iCarly Quotes
Beck: I guess I've never really been scared.
Sikowitz: Then I guess I'll have to work on that. [Sikowitz turns around and starts laughing]
Tori: What are you laughing at?!
Sikowitz: [still laughing] That picture of ducks playing poker!
Sikowitz: Then I guess I'll have to work on that. [Sikowitz turns around and starts laughing]
Tori: What are you laughing at?!
Sikowitz: [still laughing] That picture of ducks playing poker!
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Kenan: Why does everyone want to borrow money from me?! I mean you guys, Andy Samberg, half of the original cast of All That.
Tori: Aw, I used to love that show!
Tori: Aw, I used to love that show!
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Sam: So face it Rex, you couldn't even rap, if I stapled his lips and took his hand out your back!
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Freddie: Can we talk about the kiss?
Sam: What's there to talk about?
Freddie: Well, I just thought--
Sam: What? That I had feelings for you? That you might have feelings for me?
Freddie: Well, when you put it that way--
Sam: Oh, save your breath! You've already made it clear how you feel about me.
Freddie: Aw, come on! Don't say that! You're making it sound like I don't have feelings for you at all!
Sam: What's there to talk about?
Freddie: Well, I just thought--
Sam: What? That I had feelings for you? That you might have feelings for me?
Freddie: Well, when you put it that way--
Sam: Oh, save your breath! You've already made it clear how you feel about me.
Freddie: Aw, come on! Don't say that! You're making it sound like I don't have feelings for you at all!
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Freddie: (hesitantly) I--I guess. But I'm not sure how Carly will react.
Sam: Well, then I don't think we should tell her.
Freddie: But we promised no more secrets!
Sam: I know, but--
Freddie: Sam, we have to tell her!
Sam: But what if--
Freddie: Please! It would break her heart if we kept this from her!
Sam: (sighs) All right, we'll tell her. But I'm worried that she'll be upset.
Freddie: Well, then I guess we'll have to find out.
Sam: Well, then I don't think we should tell her.
Freddie: But we promised no more secrets!
Sam: I know, but--
Freddie: Sam, we have to tell her!
Sam: But what if--
Freddie: Please! It would break her heart if we kept this from her!
Sam: (sighs) All right, we'll tell her. But I'm worried that she'll be upset.
Freddie: Well, then I guess we'll have to find out.
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Sam: Carly, when Mrs. Briggs said that you couldn't pick people for the talent show did you give up?
Carly: No.
Sam: And what about the time when those cops were screaming and yelling at me to stop running, did I give up?
Carly: No, you kept running.
Sam: And Freddie, have you given up that someday Carly will fall in love with you?
Freddie: No.
Sam: Well you should.
Carly: No.
Sam: And what about the time when those cops were screaming and yelling at me to stop running, did I give up?
Carly: No, you kept running.
Sam: And Freddie, have you given up that someday Carly will fall in love with you?
Freddie: No.
Sam: Well you should.
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Mrs. Benson: I will not do my business in this bucket! I'm a lady!
Freight Dog: Oh, I understand. [hands Mrs. Benson a pink bucket with flowers]
Freight Dog: Oh, I understand. [hands Mrs. Benson a pink bucket with flowers]
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[after the group acted out their whole trip]
Theodore: [in Japanese] They are supposed to be here. They are performers.
Guard: [in Japanese] Oh sorry my mistake, I have a bladder infection.
Theodore: [in Japanese] "I'm sorry. [in English] Get him some cranberry juice.
Theodore: [in Japanese] They are supposed to be here. They are performers.
Guard: [in Japanese] Oh sorry my mistake, I have a bladder infection.
Theodore: [in Japanese] "I'm sorry. [in English] Get him some cranberry juice.
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Secretary in Lobby: Hello. Welcome to Hotel Nakamura. May I help you?
Carly: [gestures to Freddie] Yeah. We're checking in.
Secretary in Lobby: Aw, honeymoon couple!
[Freddie looks at Carly romantically. Carly slaps him.]
Carly: [gestures to Freddie] Yeah. We're checking in.
Secretary in Lobby: Aw, honeymoon couple!
[Freddie looks at Carly romantically. Carly slaps him.]
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Freddie: I wasn't looking through my peephole, waiting for you to come home.
Carly: I know you weren't.
Freddie: Good.
Carly: Peeper.
Carly: I know you weren't.
Freddie: Good.
Carly: Peeper.
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Griffin: I didn't steal it. Just took it for a little joy ride.
Spencer: Well, what about my joy?!
Carly: Yeah, look what you made him do to our laundry! I'm gonna have to refold most of that!
Spencer: Well, what about my joy?!
Carly: Yeah, look what you made him do to our laundry! I'm gonna have to refold most of that!
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T-Bo: You want some bagels?
Spencer: ...What?
T-Bo: We sell bagels now.
Spencer: Oh, cool, but no, I don't want any bagels. Just two Strawberry Splat smoothies, and-
T-Bo: Try some bagels.
Spencer: I don't WANT any bagels.
T-Bo: Come on, don't be a jerk.
Spencer: Jerk? Wha-DUDE, I just want smoothies!
T-Bo: Whad'ya got against bagels?
Spencer: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL TAKE A DOZEN BAGELS TOO! Okay? Here! (pays)
T-Bo: Thanks. But, the bagels won't be ready for an hour.
Spencer: GASHBUBBLE!
Spencer: ...What?
T-Bo: We sell bagels now.
Spencer: Oh, cool, but no, I don't want any bagels. Just two Strawberry Splat smoothies, and-
T-Bo: Try some bagels.
Spencer: I don't WANT any bagels.
T-Bo: Come on, don't be a jerk.
Spencer: Jerk? Wha-DUDE, I just want smoothies!
T-Bo: Whad'ya got against bagels?
Spencer: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL TAKE A DOZEN BAGELS TOO! Okay? Here! (pays)
T-Bo: Thanks. But, the bagels won't be ready for an hour.
Spencer: GASHBUBBLE!
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Spencer: ...LET'S just recap. You STEAL my motorcycle. I DON'T have you arrested. I invite you into my home! I teach you about the joys of sculpting! I'm forced to wait an hour...for BAGELS I didn't even WANT! (grabs the bag and shakes it) And then I come HOME to find you CHEWING on my sister's FACE!
Griffin: We were kissing.
Spencer: GUILTY!
Griffin: We were kissing.
Spencer: GUILTY!
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Carly: (talking very fast and explaining how she kissed Griffin) Well, Wendy and I were trying to study but Griffin kept turning up the music, so Wendy got frustrated and left. Then I told Griffin he was obnoxious and he said I should "rent a sense of humor" and I said "Oh really?" and then while I was telling him how immature he was I realized he's super-cute, and he asked me if I like music, so I go "Who doesn't like music?". So then I turned on some music and we started talking and then I realized he's really sweet, and smart and his lips were right there in front of me so I leaned over and I kissed him!
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T-Bo: Here's your smoothie.
Sam: Thanks. (pays him)
T-Bo: You want a bagel with that?
Sam: DON'T START WITH ME!
Sam: Thanks. (pays him)
T-Bo: You want a bagel with that?
Sam: DON'T START WITH ME!
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Griffin: [to Carly] If I go to your apartment, your brother's gonna tase me or something.
Sam: Nah, I´ve been tased...It's not so bad. [with a dreamy look] It's actually kind of a rush...
Sam: Nah, I´ve been tased...It's not so bad. [with a dreamy look] It's actually kind of a rush...
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Carly: [to Griffin] Why don't you steal something and go, "Duhh, I stole something"?
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Spencer: You are grounded... for... till college.
Carly: For till college?!
Spencer: For till college!!
Carly: For till college?!
Spencer: For till college!!
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Carly: [to Peter the penguin] I know how to get the dirt of your beak. [slowly moves drill towards Peter's face]
Griffin: I'm back!
Carly: Nothing! [quickly lowers drill]
Griffin: I'm back!
Carly: Nothing! [quickly lowers drill]
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[Carly is telling Sam about Griffin's collection of Pee Wee Babies]
Carly: Well, it's not all bad. One of them's a tiger.Tigers are tough right?
Sam: Well did it have razor sharp claws and fangs?
Carly: No, it had a cape.
Sam: Oh...
Carly: And a purple top hat!
Sam: OH!
Carly: Well, it's not all bad. One of them's a tiger.Tigers are tough right?
Sam: Well did it have razor sharp claws and fangs?
Carly: No, it had a cape.
Sam: Oh...
Carly: And a purple top hat!
Sam: OH!
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[Carly reveals to Sam that Griffin collects Pee Wee Babies and Freddie walks in]
Carly: Freddie, I need your opinion on something.
Sam: And if you can, try not to make it stupid.
Freddie: [gives Sam a look and looks back to Carly] What's up?
Carly: What would you think of someone who collects pee wee babies?
Freddie: Well that depends. How old is she?
Carly: AW MAN!!!
Freddie: What?
Carly: SHE?! Why's have to say "she"?!
Carly: Freddie, I need your opinion on something.
Sam: And if you can, try not to make it stupid.
Freddie: [gives Sam a look and looks back to Carly] What's up?
Carly: What would you think of someone who collects pee wee babies?
Freddie: Well that depends. How old is she?
Carly: AW MAN!!!
Freddie: What?
Carly: SHE?! Why's have to say "she"?!
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Freddie: [watching Shelby on TV] Okay, how do I make that girl my future wife?
Carly: I thought you wanted me to be your future wife.
Freddie: Could that happen?
Carly: Could not happen.
Carly: I thought you wanted me to be your future wife.
Freddie: Could that happen?
Carly: Could not happen.
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Wendy: Carly, you're seriously gonna fight Shelby Marx?
Carly: Well, yeah, but it's just for fun...
Sam: Do you know how hard she can punch and kick? I heard that Shelby once knocked this Russian girl's teeth out with just a kick to the jaw.
Wendy: Poor Russian girl.
Sam: Yeah! And now she talks like blah, blah, blah, blah!
Carly: Well, yeah, but it's just for fun...
Sam: Do you know how hard she can punch and kick? I heard that Shelby once knocked this Russian girl's teeth out with just a kick to the jaw.
Wendy: Poor Russian girl.
Sam: Yeah! And now she talks like blah, blah, blah, blah!
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(after Carly is scolded by Shelby for falling on her grandmother)
Sam: That was awesome! Shelby looks like she really wants to destroy you.
Carly: SHE DOES!
Sam: Oh...well, that's bad.
Sam: That was awesome! Shelby looks like she really wants to destroy you.
Carly: SHE DOES!
Sam: Oh...well, that's bad.
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Freddie: You're making too big a deal out of this.
Carly: No, i'm dead. Shelby Marx is gonna destroy me.
Sam: Carly-
Carly: Everyone said, "Oh, you should fight Shelby Marx, it'll just be for fun." WELL IT'S NOT FUN NOW, IS IT?!?! No, now she hates me and wants to punch me and kick me in my head until I talk like BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH!
Sam: Well, you shouldn't have attacked her grandmother!
Carly: I DIDN'T ATTACK ANYONE! You started a big ruckus with your dumb trash talking idea!
Sam: (laughs) Ruckus...
Carly: It's a word!
Carly: No, i'm dead. Shelby Marx is gonna destroy me.
Sam: Carly-
Carly: Everyone said, "Oh, you should fight Shelby Marx, it'll just be for fun." WELL IT'S NOT FUN NOW, IS IT?!?! No, now she hates me and wants to punch me and kick me in my head until I talk like BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH!
Sam: Well, you shouldn't have attacked her grandmother!
Carly: I DIDN'T ATTACK ANYONE! You started a big ruckus with your dumb trash talking idea!
Sam: (laughs) Ruckus...
Carly: It's a word!
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