iCarly Quotes
Carly: (when she answers the door and sees Gibby) What, Gibby?!
Gibby: Why'd you tackle her grandmother?!
Carly: I didn't!
Gibby: But I saw the press conference and it looked to me like- (she starts to close the door) No no no no, don't slam it- (the door shuts)
Gibby: Why'd you tackle her grandmother?!
Carly: I didn't!
Gibby: But I saw the press conference and it looked to me like- (she starts to close the door) No no no no, don't slam it- (the door shuts)
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Sam: Hey, do you guys think it'd be possible to give a guy wearing garbage can underpants a wedgie?
Carly and Freddie: Nah, not possible. Mm-mm.
Sam: Let's see.
Gibby: No. Sam, don't- (she starts shaking the garbage can) YEOW! IT'S POSSIBLE! OW, IT'S POSSIBLE! IT'S VERY, VERY POSSIBLE! (Sam stops briefly, looks at him and continues doing it)
Carly and Freddie: Nah, not possible. Mm-mm.
Sam: Let's see.
Gibby: No. Sam, don't- (she starts shaking the garbage can) YEOW! IT'S POSSIBLE! OW, IT'S POSSIBLE! IT'S VERY, VERY POSSIBLE! (Sam stops briefly, looks at him and continues doing it)
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Spencer: So how was school today?
Carly: Bad. Everyone, even teachers, are calling me a coward for backing out of the fight.
Spencer: Aw. One sec. (to Socko, on his phone) Hey, Socko! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY! (to Carly) Socko and I always do that on each other's birthday.
Carly: You do it twice?
Spencer: No. So how was school today?
Carly: Still bad...? About your allergy medication?
Spencer: Uh-huh?
Carly: Wasn't one of the possible side effects short term memory loss?
Spencer: Yeah. ...So how was school today? (Carly stares blank)
Carly: Bad. Everyone, even teachers, are calling me a coward for backing out of the fight.
Spencer: Aw. One sec. (to Socko, on his phone) Hey, Socko! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY! (to Carly) Socko and I always do that on each other's birthday.
Carly: You do it twice?
Spencer: No. So how was school today?
Carly: Still bad...? About your allergy medication?
Spencer: Uh-huh?
Carly: Wasn't one of the possible side effects short term memory loss?
Spencer: Yeah. ...So how was school today? (Carly stares blank)
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Carly: I've gotta fix this.
Freddie: How?
Carly: I'm gonna fight Shelby.
Freddie: You can't! You smushed her grandmother! She's gonna KILL you!
Carly: Maybe not if I talk to her.
Spencer: So how was school today?
Carly: IT BLEW UP, OKAY?!?!
Freddie: How?
Carly: I'm gonna fight Shelby.
Freddie: You can't! You smushed her grandmother! She's gonna KILL you!
Carly: Maybe not if I talk to her.
Spencer: So how was school today?
Carly: IT BLEW UP, OKAY?!?!
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Carly: I'm not a twig, I'm getting curvier every day!
Freddie: I know.
Carly: Eyes up, dude.
Freddie: I know.
Carly: Eyes up, dude.
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Freddie: [to Shelby] I made you some raisin bread toast.
Sam: Oooh, this is pathetic.
Shelby: Sorry, raisins kinda creeps me out.
[Freddies uses his teeth to remove the raisins]
Freddie: There you go, raisin-free.
Shelby: You also creep me out.
Sam: Oooh, this is pathetic.
Shelby: Sorry, raisins kinda creeps me out.
[Freddies uses his teeth to remove the raisins]
Freddie: There you go, raisin-free.
Shelby: You also creep me out.
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(while Shelby is scolding Carly, thinking she meant to hurt her grandmother)
Freddie: Are you dating anyone? [Shelby looks at him, and Sam nudges him]
Shelby: All I know is that some kid came into my gym and played me a video of you two at the press conference, talking about how you were going to push my grandmother down!
Carly: What kid?
Shelby: Don't know! About this tall, our age, round head, polite but super creepy.
Carly, Sam and Freddie: Nevel.
Carly: Now I get it!
Freddie: Nevel must have made a fake video!
Sam: That little nub.
Carly: Maybe he's still here.
Sam: Go check it out!
Freddie: Right! (he and Gibby run off to find Nevel)
Carly: ...Nevel's head is kinda round.
Sam: Like a melon.
Freddie: Are you dating anyone? [Shelby looks at him, and Sam nudges him]
Shelby: All I know is that some kid came into my gym and played me a video of you two at the press conference, talking about how you were going to push my grandmother down!
Carly: What kid?
Shelby: Don't know! About this tall, our age, round head, polite but super creepy.
Carly, Sam and Freddie: Nevel.
Carly: Now I get it!
Freddie: Nevel must have made a fake video!
Sam: That little nub.
Carly: Maybe he's still here.
Sam: Go check it out!
Freddie: Right! (he and Gibby run off to find Nevel)
Carly: ...Nevel's head is kinda round.
Sam: Like a melon.
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(after Freddie drags Nevel into the ring)
Nevel: Okay, Freddie, i'm not scared of you.
Freddie: That's cool. (he shuts the door to the ring and locks it. A light appears that uncloaks Carly)
Carly: Hello, Nevel.
Nevel: I'm not scared of you, either. (after a bit of silence, another light appears that uncloaks Sam)
Sam: 'Sup, Nubbel?
Nevel: Okay, you i'm scared of.
Carly: Just admit it.
Nevel: Admit what?
Sam: That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video.
Carly: That made it look like I meant to tackle her grandmother.
Nevel: (fakes a gasp) I did no such thing. (Sam steps closer to him) Okay! I tricked Shelby! ...So? (a light appears that uncloaks Shelby)
Shelby: Hi, Nevel.
Nevel: Oh dear. (Carly, Sam and Shelby start to close in on him) Oh, okay...what are you gonna do? Ladies, my pants are very expensive! (view cuts to outside the Seattle Super Center)AAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nevel: Okay, Freddie, i'm not scared of you.
Freddie: That's cool. (he shuts the door to the ring and locks it. A light appears that uncloaks Carly)
Carly: Hello, Nevel.
Nevel: I'm not scared of you, either. (after a bit of silence, another light appears that uncloaks Sam)
Sam: 'Sup, Nubbel?
Nevel: Okay, you i'm scared of.
Carly: Just admit it.
Nevel: Admit what?
Sam: That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video.
Carly: That made it look like I meant to tackle her grandmother.
Nevel: (fakes a gasp) I did no such thing. (Sam steps closer to him) Okay! I tricked Shelby! ...So? (a light appears that uncloaks Shelby)
Shelby: Hi, Nevel.
Nevel: Oh dear. (Carly, Sam and Shelby start to close in on him) Oh, okay...what are you gonna do? Ladies, my pants are very expensive! (view cuts to outside the Seattle Super Center)AAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Freddie: Uh...no hug for the technical producer?
Shelby: Aw, come here, Freddie. [she hugs him, too, and he turns the camera, making it show the two standing with each other]
Freddie: [he sniffs, and Shelby looks at him suspiciously then walks to Carly and Sam] I'm sorry.
Shelby: Aw, come here, Freddie. [she hugs him, too, and he turns the camera, making it show the two standing with each other]
Freddie: [he sniffs, and Shelby looks at him suspiciously then walks to Carly and Sam] I'm sorry.
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Sam: T-Bo!
T-Bo: [drops smoothie; angrily] What?!
Sam: We want a table that's as far away from them as possible! [indicates Carly and Dave]
T-Bo: [still angry] Have I ever cared where you sat?!
T-Bo: [drops smoothie; angrily] What?!
Sam: We want a table that's as far away from them as possible! [indicates Carly and Dave]
T-Bo: [still angry] Have I ever cared where you sat?!
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Sam: ...You dip your french fries in your smoothie?
Fleck: Yeah, try it.
Sam: Okay, but...(she does and takes a bite of it) Seems kinda weird, because the french fry's all salty, and the smoothie's all...oh my god, you're a genius.
Fleck: Yeah.
Fleck: Yeah, try it.
Sam: Okay, but...(she does and takes a bite of it) Seems kinda weird, because the french fry's all salty, and the smoothie's all...oh my god, you're a genius.
Fleck: Yeah.
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Dave: [gets hit with a muffin] Ow!
Carly: What?
Dave: He just threw a muffin at me.
Carly: Well, that is-- [gets hit with a muffin by Sam] Ow! Sam!
Sam: It slipped!
Dave: You got a cranberry on your nose.
Carly: [removes the cranberry, folds her arms, and grabs a muffin and attempts to hit Sam, but it hits an elderly lady]
Elderly Woman: Ahhhh!
Carly: [shocked] I'm so sorry!
Sam: I accept your apology.
Carly: It wasn't for you; it was for the lady I muffined!
Carly: What?
Dave: He just threw a muffin at me.
Carly: Well, that is-- [gets hit with a muffin by Sam] Ow! Sam!
Sam: It slipped!
Dave: You got a cranberry on your nose.
Carly: [removes the cranberry, folds her arms, and grabs a muffin and attempts to hit Sam, but it hits an elderly lady]
Elderly Woman: Ahhhh!
Carly: [shocked] I'm so sorry!
Sam: I accept your apology.
Carly: It wasn't for you; it was for the lady I muffined!
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Carly: I'm just saying, it might be nice if you showed a tiny bit of appreciation for the work I do to make iCarly happen.
Sam: MORE appreciation? You already named the show after yourself.
Carly: Well, if you don't like the name iCARLY, then maybe we should change it to...iSAM, who's too lazy to even show up for rehearsal most of the time.
Sam: MORE appreciation? You already named the show after yourself.
Carly: Well, if you don't like the name iCARLY, then maybe we should change it to...iSAM, who's too lazy to even show up for rehearsal most of the time.
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Freddie: All friends have fights.
Carly: Yeah, but this one was different. It wasn't even like a fight. I mean, we didn't yell or anything. We just said stuff, and it was bad.
Freddie: Come on, you and Sam have been friends forever.
Carly: I know, but people change.
T-Bo: Mm-hmm. That's what happened with me and my friend Eddie Robinson. He got hit by a bus. Now he's Deaddie Robinson. Talk about change. (holds up a stick of muffins) Try a muffin. (he gives one to Carly)
Carly: ...He told us about his dead friend and then gave me a muffin.
Carly: Yeah, but this one was different. It wasn't even like a fight. I mean, we didn't yell or anything. We just said stuff, and it was bad.
Freddie: Come on, you and Sam have been friends forever.
Carly: I know, but people change.
T-Bo: Mm-hmm. That's what happened with me and my friend Eddie Robinson. He got hit by a bus. Now he's Deaddie Robinson. Talk about change. (holds up a stick of muffins) Try a muffin. (he gives one to Carly)
Carly: ...He told us about his dead friend and then gave me a muffin.
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Carly: I know you're upset, but hedge clippers are never the answer.
Sam: Well...
Carly: Never the answer!
Sam: Well...
Carly: Never the answer!
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Freddie: I MEAN IT! BOTH OF YOU, GET BACK INSIDE RIGHT NOW!
Sam: I'm not going back in unless Carly goes first!
Carly: Well i'm not going back in 'till Dave and I shoot what we need for our video! ...No matter how messy this wind makes my hair!
Sam: I'm not going back in unless Carly goes first!
Carly: Well i'm not going back in 'till Dave and I shoot what we need for our video! ...No matter how messy this wind makes my hair!
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Sam: Carly! Don't let go!
Carly: [hanging from the edge of the platform] WHY ON EARTH WOULD I LET GO?!?!
Carly: [hanging from the edge of the platform] WHY ON EARTH WOULD I LET GO?!?!
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Sam: I have as much of a right to Freddie as you do!
Carly: No you don't! Freddie loves me!
[Both look at Freddie]
Freddie: Hey look, a freckle on my wrist...
Carly: No you don't! Freddie loves me!
[Both look at Freddie]
Freddie: Hey look, a freckle on my wrist...
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[While Spencer and Gibby were in the boat]:
Gibby: Sorry I squeezed the nozzle to hard.
Spencer: You're supposed to be making a light ocean spray, that felt like a whale peed in my face!
Gibby: Sorry I squeezed the nozzle to hard.
Spencer: You're supposed to be making a light ocean spray, that felt like a whale peed in my face!
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Carly: Look, we made it.
Sam: Yeah, and neither one of us cried the whole time.
Carly: Nope. We're brave.
Sam: Yeah we are.
[Both start tearing up. Spencer moves them together and they hug while crying]
Sam: Yeah, and neither one of us cried the whole time.
Carly: Nope. We're brave.
Sam: Yeah we are.
[Both start tearing up. Spencer moves them together and they hug while crying]
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Spencer: [inside Sam's locker]HEEEERE'S SPENCY! [laughs; Sam closes her locker and walks away] I gotta quit saying witty things before I blow.
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Spencer: You bought a taco?
Sam: Uh-huh.
Spencer: From the truck that hit Freddie?
Sam: Well, me starving is not gonna help him.
Sam: Uh-huh.
Spencer: From the truck that hit Freddie?
Sam: Well, me starving is not gonna help him.
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Freddie: Mom, I'm not allergic to flowers!
Mrs. Benson: And you weren't allergic to Mexican food trucks, but look at you now!
Mrs. Benson: And you weren't allergic to Mexican food trucks, but look at you now!
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Mrs. Benson: [to Carly, coldly] I'll take these flowers, and I'll soak them in bleach.
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Spencer: Hey look his foot sticks out of his cast! This little piggy went to market, and this little piggy got hit by a truck.
Carly: SPENCER!
Carly: SPENCER!
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Freddie: My mom thinks I'll choke on pills, so she pounds 'em with a mallet and puts the pill powder in my fruit sauce.
Spencer: Fruit sauce?
Freddie: My mom thinks I'll choke on fruits, so she pounds it with a mallet--
Spencer: It's not my business.
Spencer: Fruit sauce?
Freddie: My mom thinks I'll choke on fruits, so she pounds it with a mallet--
Spencer: It's not my business.
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Carly: What happened to the flowers?
Mrs. Benson: I soaked them in bleach and pounded them with a mallet.
Mrs. Benson: I soaked them in bleach and pounded them with a mallet.
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