iCarly Quotes
Spencer: [on the couch, waking up after recovering from a brutal toss against a wall] Ugh...I mean it Carly! You're grounded for two...two weeks! [notices iCarly on the computer featuring Jackson Colt] Why is Jackson Colt dancing with a bra?
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[Carly and Freddie look at the computer screen and scream in horror]
Carly: AHHH! It's Mandy!
Freddie: Oh it IS her.
Carly: Of course it's her! Why would I say "it's her" if it wasn't her?! OH MY GOD it's her!
Carly: AHHH! It's Mandy!
Freddie: Oh it IS her.
Carly: Of course it's her! Why would I say "it's her" if it wasn't her?! OH MY GOD it's her!
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Spencer: Hey, what's up, Carly and friends?
Carly: Nothing!
Sam: Everything!
Spencer: Well, that's not vague.
Carly: Nothing!
Sam: Everything!
Spencer: Well, that's not vague.
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(after Spencer's disguise is revealed)
Spencer: Now you listen to me, Nevel. You better give my little sister her website back, or I SWEAR i'll-
Nevel: YOU'LL WHAT?!?!?!
Spencer: YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT I'LL DO!
Spencer: Now you listen to me, Nevel. You better give my little sister her website back, or I SWEAR i'll-
Nevel: YOU'LL WHAT?!?!?!
Spencer: YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT I'LL DO!
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Nevel: Nay, nay! You will have a pleasant attitude when you kiss me, or the deal's off.
Carly: Okay...but you sign this first.
Nevel: No, you kiss me first.
Carly: If I kiss you, how do I know you'll sign it afterwards?
Nevel: ...You don't trust me. Smart girl. Hand over the document. (she gives him the document and he signs it)
Carly: Okay...but you sign this first.
Nevel: No, you kiss me first.
Carly: If I kiss you, how do I know you'll sign it afterwards?
Nevel: ...You don't trust me. Smart girl. Hand over the document. (she gives him the document and he signs it)
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Carly: iCarly has been hijacked by a psycotic she-duck!
Spencer: [pulling a package out of his grocery bag] Mexican sponges!
Spencer: [pulling a package out of his grocery bag] Mexican sponges!
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Carly: What do you want, Nevel?
Nevel: The same thing I wanted on the day we first met. A kiss. A kiss is what I seek. Upon your lips. No, not your cheek!
Carly: Okay, first of all, no one likes a rhymer.
Nevel: The same thing I wanted on the day we first met. A kiss. A kiss is what I seek. Upon your lips. No, not your cheek!
Carly: Okay, first of all, no one likes a rhymer.
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Spencer: [pretending to be an old woman] I never knew you were such a handsome young boy!
Nevel: Oh, I blush!
Nevel: Oh, I blush!
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Carly: (calling out from the window) THANKS, NEVEL!
Nevel: (on the ground, facing them)YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CARLY SHAY! I DECLARE THAT YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! YOU'LL RUE IT!
Carly: Give me the guacamole. (Freddie and Spencer give her a large pail of guacamole) RUE THIS, NEVEL!
Nevel: Wait, what is she...oh no. (the guacamole falls from the window and right on him)
Nevel: (on the ground, facing them)YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CARLY SHAY! I DECLARE THAT YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! YOU'LL RUE IT!
Carly: Give me the guacamole. (Freddie and Spencer give her a large pail of guacamole) RUE THIS, NEVEL!
Nevel: Wait, what is she...oh no. (the guacamole falls from the window and right on him)
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Wendy: And at some point during the slumber party, Sam took my bra, filled it with pudding, and stuck it in the freezer. Then in the morning she took it out and threatened to beat my brother with it unless he gave her his muffin.
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Gibby: (to Veronica) Wanna dance?
Veronica: Uh, no thanks?
Gibby: Why not? 'Cause i'm different? (brief pause) ...Your loss, lady!
Veronica: Uh, no thanks?
Gibby: Why not? 'Cause i'm different? (brief pause) ...Your loss, lady!
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Freddie: Sam, even though you CONSTANTLY cause me both PHYSICAL and EMOTIONAL pain...haha, not joking...I like to think of us as really close friends.
Sam: Apparently I haven't caused him ENOUGH emotional pain!
Sam: Apparently I haven't caused him ENOUGH emotional pain!
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Carly: If you wanna be all soft and girly, you gotta-
Sam: Don't say it!
Carly: I'm just gonna say-
Sam: Don't!
Carly: Okay, I won't say it.
Sam: Good.
Carly: ...Panties.
Sam: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Sam: Don't say it!
Carly: I'm just gonna say-
Sam: Don't!
Carly: Okay, I won't say it.
Sam: Good.
Carly: ...Panties.
Sam: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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Gibby: A couple years ago, I asked Sam to go with me to the Junior High dance.
Everyone: Awwww...
Gibby: So she broke my thumb.
Everyone: Awwww...
Gibby: So she broke my thumb.
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(Sam puts a paper bag over Freddie's face)
Carly: Sam?!
Sam: Well, how can I pretend to have a crush on Freddie if i'm looking at his face?!
Freddie: You know, I don't need this!
Carly: Sam?!
Sam: Well, how can I pretend to have a crush on Freddie if i'm looking at his face?!
Freddie: You know, I don't need this!
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Carly: I'm so mean. Do you see what pressure does to me? It brings out my mean.
Freddie: Alright, let's think. We have a talentless woman who can't sing, can't dance, and looks terrible.
Carly: Ooooh, this thinking is fun.
Freddie: Alright, let's think. We have a talentless woman who can't sing, can't dance, and looks terrible.
Carly: Ooooh, this thinking is fun.
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Spencer: Okay, fine! THAT'S IT! WE ARE OVER!
Veronica: (runs back to Spencer) ...You do look cute in that tux.
Spencer: I know. (the two kiss)
Veronica: (runs back to Spencer) ...You do look cute in that tux.
Spencer: I know. (the two kiss)
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Sam: Can I be excused?
Mr. Henning: You need to go to the restroom?
Sam: No, I just hate this.
Mr. Henning: You need to go to the restroom?
Sam: No, I just hate this.
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(after Cal jumps out the glass door of the Groovy Smoothie and is pursued)
Mr. Henning: You built...an illegal nuclear powered generator?!
Carly: Uh, sort of, maybe. ...But, I still get an A+, right? (Henning shakes his head) A-? (he shakes his head again) ...Root and Berry? (he nods)
Mr. Henning: You built...an illegal nuclear powered generator?!
Carly: Uh, sort of, maybe. ...But, I still get an A+, right? (Henning shakes his head) A-? (he shakes his head again) ...Root and Berry? (he nods)
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Carly: Maybe I should just leave the room before my skirt explodes!
Spencer: I never said-- [a worm falls on Spencer's head] ...a worm fell on my head.
Spencer: I never said-- [a worm falls on Spencer's head] ...a worm fell on my head.
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Little kid: Hey! Move, lady!
Carly: I'm helping the environment!
Little kid: Stupid hippie!
Carly: I'm helping the environment!
Little kid: Stupid hippie!
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