In Bruges Quote
Chloë : There's never been a classic movie made in Bruges until now.
Ray : Of course there hasn't. It's a shithole.
Chloë : Bruges is my home town, Ray.
Ray : Well, it's still a shithole.
Chloë : It's not a shithole!
Ray : What? Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it.
Chloë : Okay. So, you've insulted my home town. You were doing really well, Raymond. Why don't you tell me some Belgium jokes while you're at it?
Ray : Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids. [ Ray sees Chloë's shocked expression ]
Ray : What?
Chloë : One of the girls they murdered was a friend of mine.
Ray : [ after a long pause, feeling bad ] I'm sorry, Chloë.
Chloë : One of the girls they murdered wasn't a friend of mine. I just wanted to make you feel bad. And it worked! Quite well.
Ray : Of course there hasn't. It's a shithole.
Chloë : Bruges is my home town, Ray.
Ray : Well, it's still a shithole.
Chloë : It's not a shithole!
Ray : What? Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it.
Chloë : Okay. So, you've insulted my home town. You were doing really well, Raymond. Why don't you tell me some Belgium jokes while you're at it?
Ray : Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids. [ Ray sees Chloë's shocked expression ]
Ray : What?
Chloë : One of the girls they murdered was a friend of mine.
Ray : [ after a long pause, feeling bad ] I'm sorry, Chloë.
Chloë : One of the girls they murdered wasn't a friend of mine. I just wanted to make you feel bad. And it worked! Quite well.
Movie: In Bruges
