In Bruges Quotes
Marie : [ to Ray and Harry ] Why don't you both put your guns down, and go home?
Harry : Don't be stupid. This is the shootout.
Harry : Don't be stupid. This is the shootout.
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Yuri : I also have some dim-dims. You use this word, dim-dims? The bullets that make the head explode?
Harry : Dum-dums. Yeah.
Yuri : Would you like some of these dim-dims?
Harry : I know I shouldn't... but I will. [ takes whole case of dum-dums ]
Harry : Dum-dums. Yeah.
Yuri : Would you like some of these dim-dims?
Harry : I know I shouldn't... but I will. [ takes whole case of dum-dums ]
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Ken : See Jimmy, my wife was black, and I loved her very much. And in 1976, she was murdered by a white man. So where am I supposed to stand in all this blood and carnage?
Jimmy : Did they get the guy that did it?
Ken : A friend of mine got him.
Ray : Harry Waters got him.
Jimmy : Did they get the guy that did it?
Ken : A friend of mine got him.
Ray : Harry Waters got him.
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Harry : [ to Ken ] Did I ask you to be his psychiatrist? No. I asked you to fucking kill him.
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Ray : Do you think this is good?
Ken : Do I think what's good?
Ray : You know, going around in a boat, looking at stuff?
Ken : Yes, I do. It's called sight-seeing.
Ken : Do I think what's good?
Ray : You know, going around in a boat, looking at stuff?
Ken : Yes, I do. It's called sight-seeing.
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Ticket Seller : The tower is closed this evening.
Ken : No way, it's supposed to be open until seven.
Ticket Seller : The tower is usually open until seven, yesterday an American had a heart attack at the tower, today the tower is closed.
Harry : [ Harry hands ticket seller 100 Euros ] Here cranky, here's a hundred for you. Were only gonna be twenty minutes.
Ticket Seller : [ crumples the money and throws it at Harry's head ] [ tapping on Harry's forehead ]
Ticket Seller : The tower... is closed... this evening! Understand? English man! [ Ken walks up the tower while Harry proceeds to beat the ticket seller ]
Ken : No way, it's supposed to be open until seven.
Ticket Seller : The tower is usually open until seven, yesterday an American had a heart attack at the tower, today the tower is closed.
Harry : [ Harry hands ticket seller 100 Euros ] Here cranky, here's a hundred for you. Were only gonna be twenty minutes.
Ticket Seller : [ crumples the money and throws it at Harry's head ] [ tapping on Harry's forehead ]
Ticket Seller : The tower... is closed... this evening! Understand? English man! [ Ken walks up the tower while Harry proceeds to beat the ticket seller ]
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Ken : [ Ray walks into the bar high on cocaine ] How'd your date go?
Ray : My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.
Ray : My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.
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Ken : [ standing up to leave and picking up his coat ] Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.
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Eirik : [ holding Ray at gunpoint, after catching him making out with Chloë ] That's my girlfriend, you fucking asshole!
Chloë : Eirik, what are you doing?
Eirik : Where you from, fucker?
Ray : Ireland, originally.
Eirik : And you think it's okay to come over to Belgium and fuck another man's girl?
Ray : I didn't know she had a boyfriend, alright? And I haven't fucked her anyway! Ask her! I only put me hand on it!
Chloë : Eirik, what are you doing?
Eirik : Where you from, fucker?
Ray : Ireland, originally.
Eirik : And you think it's okay to come over to Belgium and fuck another man's girl?
Ray : I didn't know she had a boyfriend, alright? And I haven't fucked her anyway! Ask her! I only put me hand on it!
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Ray : [ upon being bailed out of jail by Chloë ] I'll get all the money back to you as soon as I get through with me friend.
Chloë : It's not a problem, Raymond.
Ray : And I'll get you all your acid and ecstasy back to you, too.
Chloë : [ nervously to nearby police officers ] English humor.
Chloë : It's not a problem, Raymond.
Ray : And I'll get you all your acid and ecstasy back to you, too.
Chloë : [ nervously to nearby police officers ] English humor.
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[ first lines ]
Ray : After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions. Shortly thereafter the instructions came through - "Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges." I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was. [ pause ]
Ray : It's in Belgium.
Ray : After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions. Shortly thereafter the instructions came through - "Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges." I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was. [ pause ]
Ray : It's in Belgium.
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Ray : Bruges is a shithole.
Ken : Bruges *is* not a shithole.
Ray : Bruges *is* a shithole.
Ken : Ray, we only just got off the fucking train! Could we reserve judgement on Bruges until we've seen the fucking place?
Ken : Bruges *is* not a shithole.
Ray : Bruges *is* a shithole.
Ken : Ray, we only just got off the fucking train! Could we reserve judgement on Bruges until we've seen the fucking place?
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[ upon reaching the top of the tower and overlooking the city ]
Ken : [ to himself ] I like it here.
Ken : [ to himself ] I like it here.
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Ray : Harry, I've got an idea.
Harry : What?
Ray : My room faces out the canal, right? I'm going to go back to me room, jump into the canal, see if I can swim to the other side and escape.
Harry : All right.
Ray : If you go outside around the corner, you can shoot at me from there and try to get me. That way we'll leave this lady and her baby out of the whole entire thing.
Harry : You completely promise to jump into the canal? I don't want to run out there, come back in ten minutes, and find you fucking hiding in a cupboard.
Ray : I completely promise, Harry. I'm not going to risk having another little kid dying on me.
Harry : So, hang on - I go outside and I go which way? Right or left?
Ray : [ upset ] You go right, don't you? You can see it from the doorway! It's a big fucking canal!
Harry : All right. Jesus. I only just got here, haven't I? Okay, on the count of one, two, three, go. Okay?
Ray : Okay. [ long pause ]
Ray : What? Who says it?
Harry : Well you say it.
Marie : You people are crazy.
Harry : What?
Ray : My room faces out the canal, right? I'm going to go back to me room, jump into the canal, see if I can swim to the other side and escape.
Harry : All right.
Ray : If you go outside around the corner, you can shoot at me from there and try to get me. That way we'll leave this lady and her baby out of the whole entire thing.
Harry : You completely promise to jump into the canal? I don't want to run out there, come back in ten minutes, and find you fucking hiding in a cupboard.
Ray : I completely promise, Harry. I'm not going to risk having another little kid dying on me.
Harry : So, hang on - I go outside and I go which way? Right or left?
Ray : [ upset ] You go right, don't you? You can see it from the doorway! It's a big fucking canal!
Harry : All right. Jesus. I only just got here, haven't I? Okay, on the count of one, two, three, go. Okay?
Ray : Okay. [ long pause ]
Ray : What? Who says it?
Harry : Well you say it.
Marie : You people are crazy.
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Ray : [ while brushing teeth ] Altogether, I've had five pints of beer and six bottles... no... six pints of beer and seven bottles, and you know what? I'm not even pissed.
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Ray : [ reading Harry's profanity-ridden message ] Geez, he's swears a lot, doesn't he?
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Ken : Ray, did we or did we not agree that if I let you go on your date tonight, you'd do the things I wanted to do today?
Ray : We are doing the things you wanted to do today.
Ken : And I would do them without you throwing a fucking moody, like a five year old who's dropped all his sweets.
Ray : We didn't agree to that.
Ray : We are doing the things you wanted to do today.
Ken : And I would do them without you throwing a fucking moody, like a five year old who's dropped all his sweets.
Ray : We didn't agree to that.
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Ray : I saw your midget today. Little prick didn't even say hello.
Chloë : Well, he's on a lot of ketamine.
Ray : What's that?
Ray : Um, horse tranquilizer.
Ray : Horse tranquilizer? Where'd he get that?
Chloë : I sold it to him.
Ray : You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!
Chloë : Well, he's on a lot of ketamine.
Ray : What's that?
Ray : Um, horse tranquilizer.
Ray : Horse tranquilizer? Where'd he get that?
Chloë : I sold it to him.
Ray : You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!
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Ken : [ about Ray ] Harry, he's definitely gone.
Harry : You realize there are no bowling alleys in Bruges.
Ken : I realize that, Harry. The boy wanted to have a look anyway.
Harry : What are they going to have? A medieval fucking bowling alley?
Harry : You realize there are no bowling alleys in Bruges.
Ken : I realize that, Harry. The boy wanted to have a look anyway.
Harry : What are they going to have? A medieval fucking bowling alley?
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Harry : I'm glad he likes it there. I'm glad we were able to give him something, something good and happy. Because he wasn't such a bad kid, was he?
Ken : Huh?
Harry : He wasn't a bad kid, was he?
Ken : Huh?
Harry : He wasn't a bad kid, was he?
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Ray : [ crying ] I killed a little boy! [ Ken embraces Ray ]
Ken : Then save the next little boy. Just go away somewhere, get out of this business, and try to do something good. You're not going to help anybody dead. You're not going to bring that boy back. But you might save the next one.
Ray : What am I going to be, a doctor? You need exams.
Ken : Then save the next little boy. Just go away somewhere, get out of this business, and try to do something good. You're not going to help anybody dead. You're not going to bring that boy back. But you might save the next one.
Ray : What am I going to be, a doctor? You need exams.
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Harry : Number One, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in? Number Two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail and not have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? Number Three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again or there'll be fucking hell to pay. I'm fucking telling you - Harry.
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Overweight Man : Been to the top of the tower?
Ray : Yeah... yeah, it's rubbish.
Overweight Man : It is? The guide book says it's a must see.
Ray : Well you lot ain't going up there.
Overweight Man : Pardon me? Why?
Ray : I mean, it's all winding stairs. I'm not being funny.
Overweight Man : What exactly are you trying to say?
Ray : What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of fuckin' elephants. [ overweight man attempts to chase Ray around but quickly grows tired ]
Ray : Come on, leave it fatty! [ the overweight women calm down the overweight man ]
Overweight Woman #2 : [ to Ray ] You know you're just the rudest man. The rudest man!
Ken : [ coming back from the tower ] What's all that about? [ Ray shrugs ]
Ken : They're not going up there. [ to overweight family ]
Ken : Hey, guys. I wouldn't go up there. It's really narrow.
Overweight Woman #2 : Screw you, motherfucker!
Ken : [ to Ray ] What was that about?
Ray : [ shrugs ]
Ray : Yeah... yeah, it's rubbish.
Overweight Man : It is? The guide book says it's a must see.
Ray : Well you lot ain't going up there.
Overweight Man : Pardon me? Why?
Ray : I mean, it's all winding stairs. I'm not being funny.
Overweight Man : What exactly are you trying to say?
Ray : What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of fuckin' elephants. [ overweight man attempts to chase Ray around but quickly grows tired ]
Ray : Come on, leave it fatty! [ the overweight women calm down the overweight man ]
Overweight Woman #2 : [ to Ray ] You know you're just the rudest man. The rudest man!
Ken : [ coming back from the tower ] What's all that about? [ Ray shrugs ]
Ken : They're not going up there. [ to overweight family ]
Ken : Hey, guys. I wouldn't go up there. It's really narrow.
Overweight Woman #2 : Screw you, motherfucker!
Ken : [ to Ray ] What was that about?
Ray : [ shrugs ]
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Ken : What the fuck are you doing, Ray?
Ray : What the fuck are 'you' doing? [ Ken sticks pistol behind his back ]
Ken : Nothing.
Ray : Oh, my God... you were gonna kill me.
Ken : No, I wa - You were gonna kill yourself!
Ray : Well... I'm allowed.
Ken : No, you're not!
Ray : What? I'm not allowed, and you are? How's that fair?
Ray : What the fuck are 'you' doing? [ Ken sticks pistol behind his back ]
Ken : Nothing.
Ray : Oh, my God... you were gonna kill me.
Ken : No, I wa - You were gonna kill yourself!
Ray : Well... I'm allowed.
Ken : No, you're not!
Ray : What? I'm not allowed, and you are? How's that fair?
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Ken : [ looking at a surreal Bosch painting ] It's Judgment Day, you know?
Ray : No. What's that then?
Ken : Well, it's, you know, the final day on Earth, when mankind will be judged for the crimes they've committed and that.
Ray : Oh. And see who gets into heaven and who gets into hell and all that.
Ken : Yeah. And what's the other place?
Ray : Purgatory.
Ken : Purgatory... what's that?
Ray : Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham. [ pause ]
Ray : Do you believe in all that stuff, Ken?
Ken : About Tottenham?
Ray : No. What's that then?
Ken : Well, it's, you know, the final day on Earth, when mankind will be judged for the crimes they've committed and that.
Ray : Oh. And see who gets into heaven and who gets into hell and all that.
Ken : Yeah. And what's the other place?
Ray : Purgatory.
Ken : Purgatory... what's that?
Ray : Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham. [ pause ]
Ray : Do you believe in all that stuff, Ken?
Ken : About Tottenham?
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Ray : Hey-ho. Drowning your sorrows, huh?
Ken : What sorrows?
Ray : You know, being a sad, old, ugly little man.
Ray : [ to the bartender ] One gay beer please.
Ken : How'd your date go?
Ray : My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing, which lasted all to briefly. [ pauses ]
Ray : Isn't that always the way? One instance of me stealing five grams of very-high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead. So, all-in-all my evening pretty much balanced out fine.
Ken : You got five grams of coke?
Ray : I've got four grams on me and one gram in me which is why me heart is going like the clappers, as is I'm about to have a heart attack. So if I collapse any minute now please remember to tell the doctors that it might have something to do with the coke. [ all of the this is said in forty seconds ]
Ken : What sorrows?
Ray : You know, being a sad, old, ugly little man.
Ray : [ to the bartender ] One gay beer please.
Ken : How'd your date go?
Ray : My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing, which lasted all to briefly. [ pauses ]
Ray : Isn't that always the way? One instance of me stealing five grams of very-high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead. So, all-in-all my evening pretty much balanced out fine.
Ken : You got five grams of coke?
Ray : I've got four grams on me and one gram in me which is why me heart is going like the clappers, as is I'm about to have a heart attack. So if I collapse any minute now please remember to tell the doctors that it might have something to do with the coke. [ all of the this is said in forty seconds ]
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