In-Laws Quotes

Matt: Hey, you think a horse ever says, "Leave the door open; what'd you grow up in a house?"
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Jerry Peyser: Katharine, I am in the bathroom of Barbra Streisand's airplane.
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General Garcia: [commenting on his choice for a new national flag, featuring a portrait of himself alongside a topless local prostitute] If it wasn't for the church, this flag would be flying at the U.N right now. But no . . . they stand in the way, THEY STAND IN THE WAY!
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Marlene: Victor, does our insurance cover sledgehammer accidents?
Victor: No. Why?
Marlene: Nothing!
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Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months...
Sheldon: Nine months! That must have really been something!
Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.
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Viola Fields: Marriage is a sacred union which must only be entered with the utmost care.
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Weren't you married four times?
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