Inglourious Basterds Quotes
Sgt. Donny Donowitz : [ Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead ] You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that.
Lt. Aldo Raine : You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Practice.
Lt. Aldo Raine : You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Practice.
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Sgt. Donny Donowitz : After I kill that guy, you have 30 feet to get to that guy. Can you do it?
Pfc. Omar Ulmer : I have to.
Pfc. Omar Ulmer : I have to.
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Lt. Aldo Raine : Every German we meet wearing a Nazi uniform... they're gonna die.
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Col. Hans Landa : As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in their very seats we left for them, 0023 and 0024 if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode and your mission, what some would call a terrorist plot, as of this moment is still a go.
Lt. Aldo Raine : That's a pretty exciting story. What's next? "Eliza On The Ice"?
Col. Hans Landa : However... all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kuputt.
Lt. Aldo Raine : If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without settin' off them bombs.
Col. Hans Landa : I have no doubt. And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night... but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Göring, and you won't get Bormann. And you need all four to win the war. But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four... and if you get all four, you'll end the war... tonight. [ he opens a bottle of Chianti ]
Col. Hans Landa : So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.
Lt. Aldo Raine : That's a pretty exciting story. What's next? "Eliza On The Ice"?
Col. Hans Landa : However... all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kuputt.
Lt. Aldo Raine : If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without settin' off them bombs.
Col. Hans Landa : I have no doubt. And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night... but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Göring, and you won't get Bormann. And you need all four to win the war. But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four... and if you get all four, you'll end the war... tonight. [ he opens a bottle of Chianti ]
Col. Hans Landa : So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.
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Adolf Hitler : [ at the premiere of "Nation's Pride" ] Extraordinary, my dear. Simply extraordinary. This is your finest film yet.
Joseph Goebbels : [ Goebbels' eyes fill with tears ] Thank you, mein Führer. Thank you.
Joseph Goebbels : [ Goebbels' eyes fill with tears ] Thank you, mein Führer. Thank you.
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Lt. Aldo Raine : I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off.
Lt. Aldo Raine : I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off.
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Adolf Hitler : Kliest!
Kliest : Ja, mein Führer?
Adolf Hitler : [ in German; subtitled ] I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. The Jew degenerate known as the Bear Jew henceforth is never to be referred to as the Bear Jew again. Did you get that, Kliest?
Kliest : Ja, mein Führer.
Kliest : Ja, mein Führer?
Adolf Hitler : [ in German; subtitled ] I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. The Jew degenerate known as the Bear Jew henceforth is never to be referred to as the Bear Jew again. Did you get that, Kliest?
Kliest : Ja, mein Führer.
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Adolf Hitler : [ in German ] Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein! How much more of these Jew swine must I endure? They butcher my men like they were fish bait! I have heard the rumors myself! Soldiers of the Third Reich, who have brought the world to its knees, now pecking and clucking like chickens. Do you know the latest rumor they've conjured up in their fear-induced delirium? The one that beats my boys with a bat. The one they call "the Bear Jew" is a golem!
General Frank : [ in German ] Mein Führer, that is just soldier's gossip. No one really believes that the Bear Jew is a golem.
General Frank : [ in German ] Mein Führer, that is just soldier's gossip. No one really believes that the Bear Jew is a golem.
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Lt. Aldo Raine : You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.
Lt. Aldo Raine : You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.
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Joseph Goebbels : [ in German; subtitled ] It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically. American Olympic gold can be measured in Negro sweat.
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Lt. Archie Hicox : Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind I go out speaking the king's?
Major Dieter Hellstrom : By all means, Captain.
Lt. Archie Hicox : There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. And seeing as I might be rapping on the door momentarily... [ he drinks the scotch ]
Lt. Archie Hicox : I must say, damned good stuff, sir. [ pause ]
Lt. Archie Hicox : Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in...
Major Dieter Hellstrom : By all means, Captain.
Lt. Archie Hicox : There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. And seeing as I might be rapping on the door momentarily... [ he drinks the scotch ]
Lt. Archie Hicox : I must say, damned good stuff, sir. [ pause ]
Lt. Archie Hicox : Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in...
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Shosanna Dreyfus : [ in French; subtitled ] I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night. And if I'm going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you're not going to let me do it by myself. Because you love me. And I love you. And you're the only person on this earth I can trust. But that's not all we're going to do. Does the filmmaking equipment in the attic still work? I know the film camera does. How about the sound recorder?
Marcel : [ in French ] Quite well, actually. I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. It works superb. Why do we need filmmaking equipment?
Shosanna Dreyfus : Because, Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film. Just for the Nazis.
Marcel : [ in French ] Quite well, actually. I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. It works superb. Why do we need filmmaking equipment?
Shosanna Dreyfus : Because, Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film. Just for the Nazis.
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Bridget von Hammersmark : I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd.
Lt. Aldo Raine : Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. It's called suspicious.
Lt. Aldo Raine : Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. It's called suspicious.
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Col. Hans Landa : Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo.
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Col. Hans Landa : I did have something else I wanted to ask you, but right now, for the life of me, I can't remember what it is. Oh, well, must not have been important. Till tonight. [ He leaves. Shosanna lets out an emotional sigh of relief and starts crying ]
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Col. Hans Landa : [ to Perrier LaPardite ] I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.
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Col. Hans Landa : [ in French; subtitled ] Monsieur LaPadite, I regret to inform you I have exhausted the extent of my French. To continue to speak it so inadequately would only serve to embarrass me. However, I've been lead to believe that you speak English quite well.
Perrier LaPadite : Oui.
Col. Hans Landa : [ in English ] Well, it just so happens I do as well. This being your house, I ask your permission to switch back to English for the remainder of the conversation.
Perrier LaPadite : Oui.
Col. Hans Landa : [ in English ] Well, it just so happens I do as well. This being your house, I ask your permission to switch back to English for the remainder of the conversation.
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Sgt. Donny Donowitz : [ to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger ] Get the fuck up! You're on deck!
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Col. Hans Landa : I have no doubt, and yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night. But you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Goering and you won't get Bormann. And you need all four to end the war. But if I do pick up that phone right there, you may very well get all four. And if you get all four, you end the war... tonight. [ he opens a bottle of Chianti ]
Col. Hans Landa : So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.
Col. Hans Landa : So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.
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Lt. Aldo Raine : Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant.
Pfc. Omar Ulmer : I don't speak Italian.
Lt. Aldo Raine : Like I said, third best. Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now!
Pfc. Omar Ulmer : I don't speak Italian.
Lt. Aldo Raine : Like I said, third best. Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now!
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Lt. Archie Hicox : Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting, Sir!
General Ed Fenech : General Ed Fenech. At ease, Hicox. Drink?
Lt. Archie Hicox : If you offered me a Scotch and plain water, I could drink Scotch and plain water.
General Ed Fenech : Attaboy, Lieutenant. Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? The bar's in the globe.
Lt. Archie Hicox : Something for yourself, Sir?
General Ed Fenech : Whiskey, straight. No junk in it.
General Ed Fenech : General Ed Fenech. At ease, Hicox. Drink?
Lt. Archie Hicox : If you offered me a Scotch and plain water, I could drink Scotch and plain water.
General Ed Fenech : Attaboy, Lieutenant. Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? The bar's in the globe.
Lt. Archie Hicox : Something for yourself, Sir?
General Ed Fenech : Whiskey, straight. No junk in it.
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Lt. Aldo Raine : [ the Basterds are breaking Sgt. Stiglitz out of jail ] Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz? [ Sgt. Stiglitz nods ]
Lt. Aldo Raine : Lt. Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds, ever heard of us? [ Sgt. Stiglitz nods ]
Lt. Aldo Raine : We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. When it comes to killing Nazis...
Nazi Guard : Uggghhhhaahhh... [ one of the Basterds shoots him ]
Lt. Aldo Raine : ...I think you show great talent. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro.
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Lt. Aldo Raine : Lt. Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds, ever heard of us? [ Sgt. Stiglitz nods ]
Lt. Aldo Raine : We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. When it comes to killing Nazis...
Nazi Guard : Uggghhhhaahhh... [ one of the Basterds shoots him ]
Lt. Aldo Raine : ...I think you show great talent. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro.
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Sgt. Donny Donowitz : Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! He went yardo on that one, out to fuckin' Lansdowne Street!
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Lt. Aldo Raine : [ trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor ] Gwatzeeeeee. Gwatzeeee. Gwatzeeee.
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Fredrick Zoller : [ shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride ] Who wants to send a message to Germany? [ Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie ]
Shosanna Dreyfus : I have a message for Germany. [ Hitler and Goebbels watch in shock ]
Shosanna Dreyfus : [ her image on the screen smirks ] That you are all going to die.
Adolf Hitler : [ yelling in German ] Enough! Stop it!
Joseph Goebbels : [ yelling in German ] Turn off the projector!
Shosanna Dreyfus : And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it!
Joseph Goebbels : [ in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger ] I don't know what's going on! That does not belong in my movie!
Shosanna Dreyfus : [ her image on the screen smiles ] Marcel... burn it down.
Marcel : [ standing behind the screen, he smiles ] Oui, Shosanna.
Shosanna Dreyfus : I have a message for Germany. [ Hitler and Goebbels watch in shock ]
Shosanna Dreyfus : [ her image on the screen smirks ] That you are all going to die.
Adolf Hitler : [ yelling in German ] Enough! Stop it!
Joseph Goebbels : [ yelling in German ] Turn off the projector!
Shosanna Dreyfus : And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it!
Joseph Goebbels : [ in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger ] I don't know what's going on! That does not belong in my movie!
Shosanna Dreyfus : [ her image on the screen smiles ] Marcel... burn it down.
Marcel : [ standing behind the screen, he smiles ] Oui, Shosanna.
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Bridget von Hammersmark : I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?
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Col. Hans Landa : [ Landa and Bridget sit alone in Shosanna's office; in German ] Let me see your foot.
Bridget von Hammersmark : [ in German ] I beg your pardon?
Col. Hans Landa : [ he pats his lap ] Put your foot in my lap.
Bridget von Hammersmark : Hans, you embarrass me. [ Landa intolerantly points at his lap. Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. Landa gently removes her shoe ]
Col. Hans Landa : Could you please reach into the right pocket of my coat and give me what you find in there. [ Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. Her hand closes around what's inside and she glances at Landa with a look of sudden terror ]
Col. Hans Landa : [ he simply smiles at Bridget and nods ] [ Bridget slowly pulls out the shoe she lost in the tavern firefight, from Landa's coat pocket ]
Col. Hans Landa : May I? [ Bridget hands over the shoe, and Landa slips it neatly onto her foot, showing it fits perfectly ]
Col. Hans Landa : Voila.
Col. Hans Landa : [ In English ] 'What's that American expression? "If the shoe fits, you must wear it.'
Bridget von Hammersmark : [ chuckles lightly and nervously ] What now, Colonel? [ Landa aggressively grabs Bridget by the throat, throws her off the chair and violently strangles her to death ]
Bridget von Hammersmark : [ in German ] I beg your pardon?
Col. Hans Landa : [ he pats his lap ] Put your foot in my lap.
Bridget von Hammersmark : Hans, you embarrass me. [ Landa intolerantly points at his lap. Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. Landa gently removes her shoe ]
Col. Hans Landa : Could you please reach into the right pocket of my coat and give me what you find in there. [ Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. Her hand closes around what's inside and she glances at Landa with a look of sudden terror ]
Col. Hans Landa : [ he simply smiles at Bridget and nods ] [ Bridget slowly pulls out the shoe she lost in the tavern firefight, from Landa's coat pocket ]
Col. Hans Landa : May I? [ Bridget hands over the shoe, and Landa slips it neatly onto her foot, showing it fits perfectly ]
Col. Hans Landa : Voila.
Col. Hans Landa : [ In English ] 'What's that American expression? "If the shoe fits, you must wear it.'
Bridget von Hammersmark : [ chuckles lightly and nervously ] What now, Colonel? [ Landa aggressively grabs Bridget by the throat, throws her off the chair and violently strangles her to death ]
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Lt. Archie Hicox : What should we drink to, sir?
General Ed Fenech : Down with Hitler!
Lt. Archie Hicox : All the way down, sir.
General Ed Fenech : Down with Hitler!
Lt. Archie Hicox : All the way down, sir.
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