Jersey Boys Quotes

Tommy DeVito: [narrating]Love? I'll be honest with you. I never knew what that was. Marriage? Marriage is not love. Marriage is you take a shave while your wife sits on the can and clips her toenails.

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Nick Massi: So you two room together, is that it?
Bubble-Head
1: We do everything together.
Nick Massi: Really? Mm-hm. How old are you?
Bubble-Head
2: Together, or separately?

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Tommy DeVito: [about Frankie]Between you and me - and don't print this because he doesn't want it out there - I taught him everything he knows.
Lorraine: Really?
Tommy DeVito: Everything.
Lorraine: Ah.
Tommy DeVito: But not everything *I* know.
Lorraine: Aah.

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Nick Massi: [narrating]You'd think after everything that went down, Frankie would have cut Tommy loose right then. If that's what you think, you're not from Jersey.

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Frankie Valli: What if we got married?
Lorraine: You and Tommy? I don't think that's legal in Nevada.

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Nick Massi: [reminiscing]Everybody wants to be up front. But if there's four guys, and you're Ringo? Better I should spend some time with my kids.

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