Just Friends Quotes

Samantha James: [hiding under huge earmuffs ,saying hi... hi... hi... hi... ] Chris, let's get it to go people are staring at me. [Not one person in the restaurant is looking at her]

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Mike: Dude I think she left you hanging
Chris: It's probably just an important businees call, get off the phone
Mike: What? The bar ran out of curly fries
Chris: Get off the phone [losing his temper]
Mike: Dude are you gonna boink Jamie or not?
Chris: Yes are you happy now?
Mike: alright
Mike: Dude the Notebook is so gay
Chris: GET OFF THE PHONE!
Mike: Homo homo [Mike makes noises down the phone with his tongue]
Mike: [Chris kicks down the bathroom door] MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

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Chris: Y'see, when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like a brother... or a lamp.
Ray: I don't want to be a lamp...

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Chris: I'll just enjoy this glass of water. [takes a sip]
Chris: I'm stuffed.

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Samantha James: It's all right, I like other girls. Darla!

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Samantha James: I'm Samantha James, *****!

Movie: Just Friends