Just One of the Guys Quote
Rick: [Rick gets on the table in the high school cafeteria to make an announcement] Ah, excuse me, could I have your attention please, your attention. Every day at lunch, we get a very special treat from a very special guy, a guy who has dedicated his life to building his body, pushing his muscles to the limits of human endurance; why, you ask? Why? Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food, Greg Tolan! [everyone starts clapping]
Rick: Let's take a moment to find out a liitle bit about the man behind the mess. Greg - may I call you Greg? Now tell us, Greg, how you got into spilling food. Were you a messy baby? Did you hate your strained peas? Well, you know how most psychologists tell us that guys get into bodybuilding to compensate for a lack of IQ, or a small weenie; which is it, Greg? Well, those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the the answer to that one.
Greg Tolan: I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!
Rick: Isn't he great, muscles and a sense of humor. Well, let's thank Greg for the lunch time thrills and spills he's given us. OK, EVERYBODY GET UP! GRAB AN END OF YOUR TABLE! [the kids in the cafeteria go to an end of their table]
Rick: A tribute to you Greg: LIFT! [everybody in the cafeteria lifts their table, spilling food]
Rick: Let's take a moment to find out a liitle bit about the man behind the mess. Greg - may I call you Greg? Now tell us, Greg, how you got into spilling food. Were you a messy baby? Did you hate your strained peas? Well, you know how most psychologists tell us that guys get into bodybuilding to compensate for a lack of IQ, or a small weenie; which is it, Greg? Well, those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the the answer to that one.
Greg Tolan: I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!
Rick: Isn't he great, muscles and a sense of humor. Well, let's thank Greg for the lunch time thrills and spills he's given us. OK, EVERYBODY GET UP! GRAB AN END OF YOUR TABLE! [the kids in the cafeteria go to an end of their table]
Rick: A tribute to you Greg: LIFT! [everybody in the cafeteria lifts their table, spilling food]
Movie: Just One of the Guys
