Justice League Quotes

Captain Atom: [finding the Hazmat team] What are up against?
Supergirl: He asked you a question!
Soldier: Don't answer them! That's classified info - [Supergirl grabs him and holds him up with one arm]
Supergirl: I've just about had it with you guys! You've got to the count of five!1... 4! [eyes start to glow]
Captain Atom: I'd speak up if I were you!

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Green Arrow: This whole trip might just prove the kid shouldn't eat nachos before bed.
The Question: Peanut butter sandwiches.
Supergirl: How did - What, do you go through my trash?
The Question: Please. [pause]
The Question: I go through *everyone's* trash.

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Lobo: What's with all the long faces, Justice Dweebs? It's like a wake in here!

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Lorder Superman: We've lost their trust. [punches Superman]
Lorder Superman: The people are afraid of us! Power corrupts after all, and who has more power than *Superman*?

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The Flash: I out-smarted a super genius!
Green Lantern: You're not as dumb as you look! [walks away]
The Flash: Hey! [chases after Green Lantern]
The Flash: I resent that! No one's going to make a monkey out of me!

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Volcana: You think this could hold me?
Green Lantern: Knock yourself out.

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Martian Manhunter: Wonder Woman is on another case, Superman's dealing with an earthquake and Batman would only say that he is "busy".
Hawkgirl: Typical!

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Senator Carter: [on Mars] Would you look at that? It's a little slice of Heaven.
Astronaut: If your idea of Heaven is a barren, lifeless rock.

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Superman: Medic!
Medic: [wheeling a stretcher over to where Superman is landing] What happened?
Superman: I'm not sure. [Superman lays Batman, unconscious, on a stretcher and flies away. The medic takes his pulse, then reaches for his mask.]
Batman: [grabbing her wrist] Don't even think about it.

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Martian Manhunter: [after changing to a more human form] I am J'onn J'onzz.
[He offers his hand to Batman, who just stands there.]
Superman: Don't take it personally, J'onn. He doesn't trust anyone.
Martian Manhunter: [drily] A wise policy.

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[The league is in the watchtower for the first time.]
Superman: [looking out the window]: Incredible...Do your stockholders know about this Bruce?
Batman: A line item hidden in the aerospace R&D budget.

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Superman: I once thought I could protect the world by myself, but I was wrong. Working together, we saved the planet, and I believe that if we stay together as a team, we could be a force that could truly work for the ideals of peace and justice.
The Flash: What, like a bunch of... super friends?
Superman: More like a Justice League.

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Batman: I'm not really a people person. But, when you need help - and you will - call me.

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[Flash catches Hawkgirl after getting thrown]
Flash: Aren't you gonna thank me?
Hawkgirl: Down, boy.

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Flash: Don't you have any lawyers here?
Judges: We solved our lawyer problem a long time ago. However, you could speak for him, if you wish. But be aware, if you lose, you'll share the same penalty as the accused.
Flash: The same penalty? You mean... that's crazy!
Judge: No, that's how we solved our lawyer problem.

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Flash: [buying time defending Green Lantern] Ahem. Right. Sure. But first, I'd like to say a few words about... about habeus corpus. Yeah, habeus corpus! And ipso... facto! Phi Beta Kappa!
...
Flash: [still defending Green Lantern] Have you asked yourself, "why this rush to judgment?" If the ring wasn't lit, you must acquit, and furthermore...

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Prosecutor: How much more must we hear? We demand an immediate judgment!
Flash: I object!
Judges: [in unison] OVERRULED!

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Flash: I'm sorry. I did everything I could.
Green Lantern: I wish you hadn't.
Flash: [being moved toward the execution chamber] Whoa, time out! I want an appeal!
Green Lantern: Will you show some dignity for once in your life?
Flash: This isn't right. We can't just sit here.
Green Lantern: We have to. Think of the others like us. We all need to be held accountable. We have too much power not to be.

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Green Lantern: In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power: Green Lantern's light!!

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Superman: You know, all this could have been avoided.
Aquaman: How?
Superman: Come and air your grievances at the World Assembly. Negotiate for peace.
Aquaman: You'd have me crawl to them like some beggar?
Superman: No. Stand before them like a king.

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Green Lantern: We never should have left that sub down there. Now it's in the hands of that madman.
Wonder Woman: Aquaman's no madman. He's a king. He only wants to preserve and protect his own kind.
Green Lantern: So who's going to protect us from him?

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Batman: I'll take it from here. [takes Deadshot away from the group]
Deadshot: You can't scare me, Batman.
Batman: [grabbing him] Let me give you one word of advice...
[Batman whispers something indistinct.]
Deadshot: Okay, I'll tell, I'll tell.
Wonder Woman: [to Superman] What did he say?
Superman: You don't want to know.
[N.B. In an interview, Kevin Conroy said that the words he whispered during the recording session were "I know where you live."]

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[Aquaman jumps off of a jetski and onto the back of a giant killer whale, which jumps through the air and lands on a large group of soldiers before submerging.]
Green Lantern: I saw it, but I still don't believe it.

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Batman: There's not much time. If we can't shut that down, the entire world is doomed!
Green Lantern: I suppose this is a bad time to say "I told you so."

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Martian Manhunter: [to Luthor] So much for your image as a benevolent businessman. This is the end of an era.
Lex Luthor: The end of your era, maybe.

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[Luthor interrupts the Ultra-Humanite's opera program]
Luthor: Humanite! How can you stand that caterwauling?!
Ultra-Humanite: Music is one of the meager pleasures I'm allowed in here, along with a few other necessities. You should try the culture channel. It might improve your disposition.
Luthor: There's nothing wrong with my disposition that a little freedom wouldn't cure.
Ultra-Humanite: That's not what I hear.
Luthor: ... I need your help. And I can make it worth your while.
Ultra-Humanite: What do I need with money?
Luthor: Everyone needs money. The only question is, how much?

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Hawkgirl: I'm used to being thanked when I save someone.
Batman: I'm not used to being saved.

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Shade: Lex Luthor? Well, the plot thins.

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[Luthor is knocked back during the battle with the Justice League]
Ultra-Humanite: There goes our paycheck. [catches him] I'd hate to see anything happen to you, Lex.
Luthor: I'm sure (!)

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[About Copperhead, who was captured after biting Batman]
Superman: I'm going down to interrogate him.
Batman: Alright. Let's go.
Superman: No, you're staying here. That venom almost killed you.
Batman: So?
Superman: So, you're staying here.
Batman: [watches Superman leave] Right. [sits up and removes wrist IV]

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