Kill Bill - Vol. 1 Quotes
[the Bride sees B.B. for the first time]
B.B.: Freeze, Mommy!
Bill: Bang bang! [pretends to be shot]
Bill: Oh! She got us, B.B. I'm dying.
B.B.: Oh, I'm dying, I'm dying...
Bill: Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot you. [both fall down and pretend to die]
Bill: [in a narrative tone] But little did Quick-Draw Kiddo know that little B.B. was only playing possum, due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets.
B.B.: [sits up] I am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
Bill: Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum. [in a narrative tone]
Bill: So, as the smirking killer approached what she thought was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired! [B.B. gets up and pretends to shoot the Bride]
B.B.: Bang bang!
Bill: You're dead, Mommy... so die. [the Bride is still shocked]
Bill: B.B. [comes out of it and acts out a huge death scene]
The Bride: Oh, B.B., you got me. I should have known... you are the best. [collapses to the ground and pretends to die]
B.B.: Oh, Mommy, don't die. I was just playing.
The Bride: I know.
B.B.: Freeze, Mommy!
Bill: Bang bang! [pretends to be shot]
Bill: Oh! She got us, B.B. I'm dying.
B.B.: Oh, I'm dying, I'm dying...
Bill: Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot you. [both fall down and pretend to die]
Bill: [in a narrative tone] But little did Quick-Draw Kiddo know that little B.B. was only playing possum, due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets.
B.B.: [sits up] I am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
Bill: Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum. [in a narrative tone]
Bill: So, as the smirking killer approached what she thought was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired! [B.B. gets up and pretends to shoot the Bride]
B.B.: Bang bang!
Bill: You're dead, Mommy... so die. [the Bride is still shocked]
Bill: B.B. [comes out of it and acts out a huge death scene]
The Bride: Oh, B.B., you got me. I should have known... you are the best. [collapses to the ground and pretends to die]
B.B.: Oh, Mommy, don't die. I was just playing.
The Bride: I know.
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The Bride : [ in Japanese ] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. [ in English ]
The Bride : Except you, Sofie! You stay right where you are!
The Bride : Except you, Sofie! You stay right where you are!
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The Bride : It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.
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[ first lines ]
Bill : Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... [ cocks pistol ]
Bill : masochistic.
The Bride : Bill... it's your baby... [ BLAM! ]
Bill : Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... [ cocks pistol ]
Bill : masochistic.
The Bride : Bill... it's your baby... [ BLAM! ]
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The Bride : [ her first words upon waking from the coma ] My baby! My baby!
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Copperhead : So I suppose it's a little late for an apology, huh?
The Bride : You suppose correctly.
Copperhead : Look, bitch... I need to know if you're going to start any more shit around my baby girl.
The Bride : You can relax for now. I'm not going to murder you in front of your child, okay?
Copperhead : That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of.
The Bride : It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
Copperhead : Look. I know I fucked you over. I fucked you over bad. I wish to God I hadn't, but I did. You have every right to want to get even.
The Bride : No, no, no, no, no. No, to get even, even-Steven... I would have to kill you... go up to Nikki's room, kill her... then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That'd be about square.
The Bride : You suppose correctly.
Copperhead : Look, bitch... I need to know if you're going to start any more shit around my baby girl.
The Bride : You can relax for now. I'm not going to murder you in front of your child, okay?
Copperhead : That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of.
The Bride : It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
Copperhead : Look. I know I fucked you over. I fucked you over bad. I wish to God I hadn't, but I did. You have every right to want to get even.
The Bride : No, no, no, no, no. No, to get even, even-Steven... I would have to kill you... go up to Nikki's room, kill her... then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That'd be about square.
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The Bride : Go-Go, I know you feel you must protect your mistress. But I beg you, walk away. [ Go-Go giggles girlishly ]
Go Go Yubari : [ in Japanese; subtitled ] You call that begging? [ serious tone ]
Go Go Yubari : You can beg better than that!
Go Go Yubari : [ in Japanese; subtitled ] You call that begging? [ serious tone ]
Go Go Yubari : You can beg better than that!
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Hattori Hanzo : [ in Japanese; subtitled ] I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.
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[ first title card ]
Title Card : "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb.
Title Card : "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb.
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Hattori Hanzo : What brings you to Okinawa?
The Bride : I'm here to see a man.
Hattori Hanzo : Oh yeah? You have a friend living in Okinawa?
The Bride : Not quite.
Hattori Hanzo : Not a friend?
The Bride : I've never met him.
Hattori Hanzo : Never? Who is he, may I ask?
The Bride : Hattori Hanzo.
Hattori Hanzo : [ Serious, switches to Japanese ] What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?
The Bride : [ Japanese ] I need Japanese steel.
Hattori Hanzo : [ Japanese ] Why do you need Japanese steel?
The Bride : [ Japanese ] I have vermin to kill.
Hattori Hanzo : [ English ] You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.
The Bride : [ English ] ... Huge.
The Bride : I'm here to see a man.
Hattori Hanzo : Oh yeah? You have a friend living in Okinawa?
The Bride : Not quite.
Hattori Hanzo : Not a friend?
The Bride : I've never met him.
Hattori Hanzo : Never? Who is he, may I ask?
The Bride : Hattori Hanzo.
Hattori Hanzo : [ Serious, switches to Japanese ] What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?
The Bride : [ Japanese ] I need Japanese steel.
Hattori Hanzo : [ Japanese ] Why do you need Japanese steel?
The Bride : [ Japanese ] I have vermin to kill.
Hattori Hanzo : [ English ] You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.
The Bride : [ English ] ... Huge.
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O-Ren Ishii : You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
The Bride : You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.
O-Ren Ishii : Silly rabbit.
The Bride : Trix are...
O-Ren Ishii : ...for kids.
The Bride : You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.
O-Ren Ishii : Silly rabbit.
The Bride : Trix are...
O-Ren Ishii : ...for kids.
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[ after Bill tells her not to kill The Bride ]
Elle Driver : Thought that was pretty fuckin' funny didn't you? Word of advice, shithead - don't you ever wake up.
Elle Driver : Thought that was pretty fuckin' funny didn't you? Word of advice, shithead - don't you ever wake up.
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O-Ren Ishii : [ after she cuts off Tanaka's head, in Japanese ] So you all will know the seriousness of my warning, I shall say this in English.
O-Ren Ishii : [ in English ] As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! [ pause ]
O-Ren Ishii : I didn't think so.
O-Ren Ishii : [ calmly, in Japanese ] Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.
O-Ren Ishii : [ in English ] As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! [ pause ]
O-Ren Ishii : I didn't think so.
O-Ren Ishii : [ calmly, in Japanese ] Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.
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Bill : If you had to guess where she was headed next, what would be your best guess?
Sofie Fatale : Guessing won't be necessary. She informed me. She said that I could keep my wicked life for two reasons... [ flashback ]
The Bride : As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.
Sofie Fatale : Guessing won't be necessary. She informed me. She said that I could keep my wicked life for two reasons... [ flashback ]
The Bride : As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.
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Copperhead : So when do we do this?
The Bride : It all depends. When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Copperhead : How about tonight, bitch?
The Bride : Splendid. Where?
The Bride : It all depends. When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Copperhead : How about tonight, bitch?
The Bride : Splendid. Where?
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Elle Driver : I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.
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O-Ren Ishii : You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.
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Japanese Businessman : [ in Japanese; subtitled ] Do you like Ferraris?
Go Go Yubari : [ in Japanese ] Ferraris... Italian trash. [ Japanese businessman giggles ]
Go Go Yubari : Do you want to screw me? [ Japanese businessman giggles again ]
Go Go Yubari : Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no?
Japanese Businessman : Yes. [ She stabs him in the stomach with a Samurai short sword ]
Go Go Yubari : How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me?... Or is it I who has penetrated you?
Go Go Yubari : [ in Japanese ] Ferraris... Italian trash. [ Japanese businessman giggles ]
Go Go Yubari : Do you want to screw me? [ Japanese businessman giggles again ]
Go Go Yubari : Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no?
Japanese Businessman : Yes. [ She stabs him in the stomach with a Samurai short sword ]
Go Go Yubari : How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me?... Or is it I who has penetrated you?
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Hattori Hanzo : [ in Japanese; voice-over ] For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.
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[ the Bride drags Buck's head to the doorjam ]
The Bride : [ screams ] Where's Bill? [ slam ]
The Bride : Where's Bill? [ slam ]
Buck : [ weakly ] Please stop hitting me...
The Bride : WHERE'S BILL? [ slam ]
Buck : I-I don't know who Bill is!
The Bride : BULLSHIT! [ another slam; then she notices the words "BUCK" and "FUCK" tattooed on his knuckles, and suddenly has a flashback from her coma ]
Buck : Well, ain't you the little slice of cutie pie they said you were. "Jane Doe," huh? Well, we don't know shit about you, huh? Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck, ha-ha-ha... [ back to the present ]
The Bride : [ gently ] Your name is Buck, right? [ Buck's eyes widen ]
The Bride : [ getting angrier ] And you came here to fuck, *right*?
Buck : Wait a minute... WAIT A MINUTE-! [ and with a scream of effort and one mighty slam, Buck is dispatched to the hereafter; she goes through his pockets and finds a large pair of sunglasses, puts them on, then finds a set of car keys with a keychain that says: ]
The Bride : "Pussy Wagon." You *fucker*... [ one last slam ]
The Bride : [ screams ] Where's Bill? [ slam ]
The Bride : Where's Bill? [ slam ]
Buck : [ weakly ] Please stop hitting me...
The Bride : WHERE'S BILL? [ slam ]
Buck : I-I don't know who Bill is!
The Bride : BULLSHIT! [ another slam; then she notices the words "BUCK" and "FUCK" tattooed on his knuckles, and suddenly has a flashback from her coma ]
Buck : Well, ain't you the little slice of cutie pie they said you were. "Jane Doe," huh? Well, we don't know shit about you, huh? Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck, ha-ha-ha... [ back to the present ]
The Bride : [ gently ] Your name is Buck, right? [ Buck's eyes widen ]
The Bride : [ getting angrier ] And you came here to fuck, *right*?
Buck : Wait a minute... WAIT A MINUTE-! [ and with a scream of effort and one mighty slam, Buck is dispatched to the hereafter; she goes through his pockets and finds a large pair of sunglasses, puts them on, then finds a set of car keys with a keychain that says: ]
The Bride : "Pussy Wagon." You *fucker*... [ one last slam ]
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Proprietor : [ in Japanese; subtitled ] You have to say, "Yes, yes, yes" to any selfish demands they make.
Charlie Brown : [ in Japanese ] They demand ridiculous things.
Proprietor : Shut up! Do you know what would happen if they heard you?
Charlie Brown : What's gonna happen?
Proprietor : Did you hear about the Tanaka clan? You're gonna get your head cut off.
Charlie Brown : No, I don't want that.
Charlie Brown : [ in Japanese ] They demand ridiculous things.
Proprietor : Shut up! Do you know what would happen if they heard you?
Charlie Brown : What's gonna happen?
Proprietor : Did you hear about the Tanaka clan? You're gonna get your head cut off.
Charlie Brown : No, I don't want that.
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Boss Benta : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] Boss Tanaka! What is the meaning of this outburst? This is a time for celebration.
Boss Tanaka : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] And what exactly are we celebrating? The perversion of our illustrious council?
Boss Honda : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] Tanaka, have you gone mad? I will not tolerate this! You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize!
O-Ren Ishii : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] Tanaka-san, of what perversion do you speak?
Boss Tanaka : My father... [ to Benta ]
Boss Tanaka : along with yours... [ to Ozawah ]
Boss Tanaka : and along with yours, started this council. And while you laugh like stupid donkeys, they weep in the afterlife over the perversion committed today.
Boss Ozawah : Outrageous! Tanaka, it is you who insults this council! [ Throws rag at him ]
Boss Ozawah : Bastard!
Boss Tanaka : [ Throws rag back ] Fuck face!
O-Ren Ishii : Gentlemen! Tanaka obvious has something on his mind. By all means, allow him to express it.
Boss Tanaka : [ Last words ] I speak, of the perversion done to this council... which I love... more than my own children, by making a Chinese Jap-American half-breed bitch its leader! [ O-Ren quickly runs across the table and cuts off his head ]
Boss Tanaka : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] And what exactly are we celebrating? The perversion of our illustrious council?
Boss Honda : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] Tanaka, have you gone mad? I will not tolerate this! You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize!
O-Ren Ishii : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] Tanaka-san, of what perversion do you speak?
Boss Tanaka : My father... [ to Benta ]
Boss Tanaka : along with yours... [ to Ozawah ]
Boss Tanaka : and along with yours, started this council. And while you laugh like stupid donkeys, they weep in the afterlife over the perversion committed today.
Boss Ozawah : Outrageous! Tanaka, it is you who insults this council! [ Throws rag at him ]
Boss Ozawah : Bastard!
Boss Tanaka : [ Throws rag back ] Fuck face!
O-Ren Ishii : Gentlemen! Tanaka obvious has something on his mind. By all means, allow him to express it.
Boss Tanaka : [ Last words ] I speak, of the perversion done to this council... which I love... more than my own children, by making a Chinese Jap-American half-breed bitch its leader! [ O-Ren quickly runs across the table and cuts off his head ]
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Earl McGraw : Son number one?
Edgar McGraw : Yeah?
Earl McGraw : This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.
Edgar McGraw : Yeah?
Earl McGraw : This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.
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O-Ren (voice) : [ in Japanse; subtitled ] Look at me, Matsumoto. Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Do I look familiar? Do I look like somebody... you murdered?
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Vernita Green : [ somewhat to herself, as she gets her daughter's cereal ] Black Mamba. I shoulda been motherfuckin' Black Mamba.
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The Bride : Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter, does not mean parading her around in front of me is going to inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn fuckin' thing you've done in the past four years, including getting knocked up, is going to change that.
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