Kill Bill - Vol. 2 Quotes
The Bride : Now, the incident that happened at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel that put this whole gory story into motion, has since become legend. "Massacre At Two Pines". That's what the newspapers called it. The local TV news called it, "The El Paso, Texas, Wedding Chapel Massacre". How it happened, who was there, how many got killed and who killed them - changes depending on who's telling the story. In actual fact, the massacre didn't happen during a wedding at all. It was a wedding rehearsal.
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Esteban Vihaio : How may I be of service to you?
The Bride : Where's Bill?
Esteban Vihaio : Ahh... You must be Beatrix. I can see the attraction. I remember when Bill was only five years old, I took him to the movies. It was a movie starring Lana Turner. "The Postman Always Ring Twice" with John Garfields. And whenever she would appear on the screen, Bill would begin to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. And I knew from this very moment, that this boy was a fool for blondes. Mmm...
The Bride : Where's Bill?
Esteban Vihaio : Ahh... You must be Beatrix. I can see the attraction. I remember when Bill was only five years old, I took him to the movies. It was a movie starring Lana Turner. "The Postman Always Ring Twice" with John Garfields. And whenever she would appear on the screen, Bill would begin to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. And I knew from this very moment, that this boy was a fool for blondes. Mmm...
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Esteban Vihaio : What were we talking about?
The Bride : Bill. Where's Bill?
Esteban Vihaio : Where's Bill? Yeah... Hmm... Bill is on the Villa Quatro, on the road to Salina. I will draw you a map.
The Bride : Bill. Where's Bill?
Esteban Vihaio : Where's Bill? Yeah... Hmm... Bill is on the Villa Quatro, on the road to Salina. I will draw you a map.
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The Bride : [ doorbell rings ] Hello, can I help you?
Karen Kim : Hello, I'm Karen Kim, I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel. I have a welcome gift from the management.
The Bride : Oh, that's nice. Um... Can you just leave it by the door? [ Karen shoots a hole through the door ]
Karen Kim : Hello, I'm Karen Kim, I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel. I have a welcome gift from the management.
The Bride : Oh, that's nice. Um... Can you just leave it by the door? [ Karen shoots a hole through the door ]
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The Bride : Karen... I just found out, right now, not a moment before you blew a hole through the door, that I'm pregnant.
Karen Kim : What is this?
The Bride : On the floor, by the door, is a strip that says I'm pregnant.
Karen Kim : Bullshit.
The Bride : Any other time you'd be a hundred percent right. This time, you're a hundred per cent wrong. I'm the deadliest woman in the world. But right now... I'm just scared shitless for my baby. Please, just look at the strip. *Please*. [ pause ]
Karen Kim : Stay where you are and don't move.
Karen Kim : What is this?
The Bride : On the floor, by the door, is a strip that says I'm pregnant.
Karen Kim : Bullshit.
The Bride : Any other time you'd be a hundred percent right. This time, you're a hundred per cent wrong. I'm the deadliest woman in the world. But right now... I'm just scared shitless for my baby. Please, just look at the strip. *Please*. [ pause ]
Karen Kim : Stay where you are and don't move.
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Budd : That gentled ya down some. Ain't nobody a badass with a double dose of rock salt that deep in their tits. Not havin tits as fine or big as yours, I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting... yet I don't want to, neither. [ the Bride spits blood into Budd's face. He wipes it away and returns the favor with a long, foul stream of tobacco juice ]
Budd : I win.
Budd : I win.
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Pai Mei : [ in Mandarin ] Your so-called kung-fu... is really... quite pathetic.
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Elle Driver : Okay, I'm leaving now, go smoke some pot or something. I'll be there soon.
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Pai Mei : [ in Mandarin ] So my pathetic friend... is there anything that you can do well?
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Elle Driver : [ reading ] "In Africa, the saying goes 'In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and a black mamba can kill you. But only with the mamba is death sure.' Hence its handle, 'Death Incarnate.'" Pretty cool, huh?"
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Pai Mei : [ in Mandarin ] Just like all Yankee women, all you are good at is ordering in restaurants... and spending a man's money!
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The Bride : [ in Mandarin ] Master...
Pai Mei : [ in Mandarin; subtitled ] Your Mandarin is lousy. It causes my ears great discomfort. You bray like an ass! You are not to speak unless spoken to! It is too much to hope but... do you speak Cantonese?
The Bride : [ in English ] I speak Japanese very well... as well as...
Pai Mei : [ interupting ] I didn't ask if you speak Japanese! I asked if you understood Cantonese.
Pai Mei : [ in Mandarin; subtitled ] Your Mandarin is lousy. It causes my ears great discomfort. You bray like an ass! You are not to speak unless spoken to! It is too much to hope but... do you speak Cantonese?
The Bride : [ in English ] I speak Japanese very well... as well as...
Pai Mei : [ interupting ] I didn't ask if you speak Japanese! I asked if you understood Cantonese.
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Pai Mei : [ in Mandarin ] The exquisite art of the samurai sword? Don't make me laugh! You're so-called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fatheads!
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Esteban Vihaio : [ indicating the Bride's convertible ] I heard you were driving a truck.
The Bride : My Pussy Wagon died on me.
Esteban Vihaio : The Pussy died? Hmm...
The Bride : My Pussy Wagon died on me.
Esteban Vihaio : The Pussy died? Hmm...
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Larry Gomez : Fuckin' with your cash is the only thing you kids seem to understand!
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Budd : I don't dodge guilt... and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance.
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Esteban Vihaio : Being a fool for a woman such as yourself is always the right thing to do.
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Ernie : White women call this the silent treatment... and we let 'em think we don't like it.
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The Bride : You want to come to the wedding?
Bill : Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
The Bride : You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Bill : Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.
Bill : Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
The Bride : You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Bill : Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.
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Bill : Was my reaction really that surprising?
The Bride : Yes, it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But, I never thought you would or could do that to me.
Bill : I'm really sorry, Kiddo. But you thought wrong.
The Bride : Yes, it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But, I never thought you would or could do that to me.
Bill : I'm really sorry, Kiddo. But you thought wrong.
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Bill : Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?
Tommy Plympton : Well, let's just say I like to live dangerously.
Bill : I know just what you mean.
Tommy Plympton : Well, let's just say I like to live dangerously.
Bill : I know just what you mean.
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Larry Gomez : I don't know what car wash allowed you to walk in twenty minutes late, but it wasn't owned by me and I own a fucking car wash.
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Larry Gomez : Let's go to the calendar! It's calendar time! Calendar time for Buddy!
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[ discussing Tommy Plympton, the Bride's husband-to-be ]
Bill : And what does he do for a living?
The Bride : He owns a record store.
Bill : Ah. And what do you plan to do?
The Bride : I work in the record store.
Bill : Ah. Suddenly, it all seems so clear.
Bill : And what does he do for a living?
The Bride : He owns a record store.
Bill : Ah. And what do you plan to do?
The Bride : I work in the record store.
Bill : Ah. Suddenly, it all seems so clear.
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