Kim Possible Quotes
Dr. Possible: Interesting. There's a high density molecular process involved in this bonding agent.
Dr. Possible: It's a sticky situation!
Dr. Possible: Ha! Good one!
Dr. Possible: Thanks.
Kim Possible: So not helping.
Dr. Possible: It's a sticky situation!
Dr. Possible: Ha! Good one!
Dr. Possible: Thanks.
Kim Possible: So not helping.
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Dr. Possible: Your predicament reminds me of the time I applied for funding of a new propulsion system. The university told me money doesn't grow on trees. Well I told them... [Kim sighs]
Dr. Possible: ...money is made from paper and paper grows on trees. So, in point of fact, money does grow on trees.
Kim: And this relates to me how?
Dr. Possible: ...money is made from paper and paper grows on trees. So, in point of fact, money does grow on trees.
Kim: And this relates to me how?
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Kim Possible: What's the sitch?
Wade Load: Major, Kim. We've got a hijacked shipment of high-output aluminum spark plugs in Germany, a stolen coolant nitrox injector lifted from a freighter in the Sea of Japan...
Kim Possible: A stolen nitro-whatsit?
Wade Load: Prototype automotive components!
Kim Possible: Uh... car parts?
Wade Load: [archly] And the Mona Lisa is a doodle.
Kim Possible: This is a guy thing, isn't it?
Wade Load: Major, Kim. We've got a hijacked shipment of high-output aluminum spark plugs in Germany, a stolen coolant nitrox injector lifted from a freighter in the Sea of Japan...
Kim Possible: A stolen nitro-whatsit?
Wade Load: Prototype automotive components!
Kim Possible: Uh... car parts?
Wade Load: [archly] And the Mona Lisa is a doodle.
Kim Possible: This is a guy thing, isn't it?
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Kim: [backstage at American Starmaker] Ron, this is so dumb, it can't work.
Ron: [writing in a notebook] Yeah, chill down, KP, it'll work.
Kim: [reading from Ron's notebook] "Yo, listen up, hap a holler from Ron?"
Ron: I wanted it to sound like me.
Kim: Why don't you shoot for "sound like English?"
Ron: [writing in a notebook] Yeah, chill down, KP, it'll work.
Kim: [reading from Ron's notebook] "Yo, listen up, hap a holler from Ron?"
Ron: I wanted it to sound like me.
Kim: Why don't you shoot for "sound like English?"
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Wade: Does the name Yamanuchi mean anything to you?
Kim Possible: That school in Japan that Ron went to last year?
Wade: Turns out it's a super secret school.
Kim Possible: I *knew* he crushed on someone while he was there!
Wade: That wasn't what I...
Kim Possible: What? You think I'm jelling! I am *not* jelling! Why would I jell!
Wade: Riiiight... Anyway...
Kim Possible: That school in Japan that Ron went to last year?
Wade: Turns out it's a super secret school.
Kim Possible: I *knew* he crushed on someone while he was there!
Wade: That wasn't what I...
Kim Possible: What? You think I'm jelling! I am *not* jelling! Why would I jell!
Wade: Riiiight... Anyway...
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[explaning why he can't wait for Latin class]
Ron: Are you kidding? I can't wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating... [Rufus licks his lips]
Ron: ...I already know my research project: The Down-Low on J-Lo.
Kim: Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language.
Ron: No salsa?
Kim: No J-Lo.
Ron: Are you kidding? I can't wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating... [Rufus licks his lips]
Ron: ...I already know my research project: The Down-Low on J-Lo.
Kim: Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language.
Ron: No salsa?
Kim: No J-Lo.
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[Ron fires a grappling hook, which tears his pants off.]
Ron: AH!
Kim: Ron, quit fooling around!
Ron: Okay, I'm going...
[fires a second grappling hook, which tears his shirt off.]
Ron: Oh, c-, are you kidding me?!
Ron: AH!
Kim: Ron, quit fooling around!
Ron: Okay, I'm going...
[fires a second grappling hook, which tears his shirt off.]
Ron: Oh, c-, are you kidding me?!
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Drakken: So, Kim Possible, you think to thwart my plan...!
Shego: Don't stop to tell her the plan!
Shego: Don't stop to tell her the plan!
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Kim: A naked mole rat? Ron, ever think about getting a normal pet?
Ron: Like what?
Kim: I don't know, something... not naked.
Ron: Like what?
Kim: I don't know, something... not naked.
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Kim: Doctor Drakken...
Ron: Our arch enemy!...well, your arch enemy. I, er, ya know, I don't think he even knows my name.
Ron: Our arch enemy!...well, your arch enemy. I, er, ya know, I don't think he even knows my name.
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Mr. Possible: Kimmie, let's not talk about "hotties" at breakfast any more.
[Mrs. Possible comes in]
Mrs. Possible: Who's a hottie?
Mr. Possible: We're not talking about it!
[Mrs. Possible comes in]
Mrs. Possible: Who's a hottie?
Mr. Possible: We're not talking about it!
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Ron: So...Heinrich! Got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big American dance party?
Heinrich: Nein!
Ron: Nine? One's plenty!...Or maybe two.
Heinrich: Nein!
Ron: Nine? One's plenty!...Or maybe two.
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Ron: You want to steal Christmas!
Drakken: Not even close.
Kim: So this is a take-over-the-world thing, Ron.
Drakken: Not even close.
Kim: So this is a take-over-the-world thing, Ron.
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Drakken: Why did she have to be a cheerleader?! If she was on the debate team, I would have vaporized her by now!
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Ron: Kim, Drakken's in jail. Christmas was saved! What's the big?
Kim: Okay, first of all, he was not trying to steal Christmas!
Kim: Okay, first of all, he was not trying to steal Christmas!
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Mr. Barkin: Stoppable, you know the lay of the land?
Ron: Every rock, every tree, every bloodthirsty tick... it haunts me.
Mr. Barkin: Good. Where's the phone?
[Flashback: ]
8-Year-Old Ron: Mom, hey, it's me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I just called three minutes ago. But I just wanted to ask you one more time... can you please get me out of here?!
[Flash-forward]
Ron: I seem to recall a payphone.
Ron: Every rock, every tree, every bloodthirsty tick... it haunts me.
Mr. Barkin: Good. Where's the phone?
[Flashback: ]
8-Year-Old Ron: Mom, hey, it's me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I just called three minutes ago. But I just wanted to ask you one more time... can you please get me out of here?!
[Flash-forward]
Ron: I seem to recall a payphone.
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Ron: This place holds a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some...No. No, no, all bad.
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Ron: We'll see who's the squeeb at the end of the summer when you're all wrinkled up like a prune, and I gotta a suitcase full of hand-made wallets, pot holders and lanyards.
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Gill: Oh, I am no longer Gil, now I am Gill!
Ron: ...What's the difference?
Gill: I added an "L". You know, as in gill, as in, these things that grew when I mutated?!
Ron: ...What's the difference?
Gill: I added an "L". You know, as in gill, as in, these things that grew when I mutated?!
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Gill: So, Ron, did you ever hear why they shut down the camp?
Ron: Uhhh... no.
Gill: It turns out - oh, you're gonna love this - the lake had been polluted with runoff from the Science Camp!
[Cuts to Science Camp]
Ron: I thought that was Band Camp.
Gill: No, that's Band Camp.
[Cuts to Band Camp]
Ron: Really? I thought that was Clown Camp.
Gill: No, that's Clown Camp!
[Cuts to Clown Camp]
Ron: Oh, yeah. I loved those clowns.
Ron: Uhhh... no.
Gill: It turns out - oh, you're gonna love this - the lake had been polluted with runoff from the Science Camp!
[Cuts to Science Camp]
Ron: I thought that was Band Camp.
Gill: No, that's Band Camp.
[Cuts to Band Camp]
Ron: Really? I thought that was Clown Camp.
Gill: No, that's Clown Camp!
[Cuts to Clown Camp]
Ron: Oh, yeah. I loved those clowns.
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Kim: Gill, we can get you help. We know a lot of scientists who-
Gill: Science?! Science made me this way!
Ron: Are you sure it wasn't the clowns?
Gill: Science?! Science made me this way!
Ron: Are you sure it wasn't the clowns?
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Ron: Hey, Gill, maybe this is a good time to sing the Camp Wannaweep Friendship Song?
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Bonnie: You know, just because you saved us doesn't mean you're not still, you know, you. But it would really stink if that jerk had turned us into mutants. And you were kinda brave, and all.
Ron: [high-fives Rufus] Who rocks?
Bonnie: [sighs] You do.
Ron: [high-fives Rufus] Who rocks?
Bonnie: [sighs] You do.
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