Kingsman: The Golden Circle Quotes
Elton John: Now, go off and save the world.
Harry Hart: If I save the world, can I have two tickets to your next concert?
Elton John: Darling, if you save the world, you can have a backstage pass.
Harry Hart: If I save the world, can I have two tickets to your next concert?
Elton John: Darling, if you save the world, you can have a backstage pass.
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Eggsy: We've got brains, skills, skipping rope?
Whiskey: It's a lasso.
Eggsy: Whatever.
Whiskey: It's a lasso.
Eggsy: Whatever.
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First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.
Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?
First Burly Guard: Might be.
Elton John: [whispering]Yes! [Elton starts playing his piano]
Elton John: [singing]Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!
First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?
Elton John: What day is it today?
First Burly Guard: Wednesday?
Elton John: Exactly! [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]
Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?
First Burly Guard: Might be.
Elton John: [whispering]Yes! [Elton starts playing his piano]
Elton John: [singing]Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!
First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?
Elton John: What day is it today?
First Burly Guard: Wednesday?
Elton John: Exactly! [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]
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Eggsy: Now we've finished the debrief, Harry, here's a couple of welcome back gifts. First up, a brand new Kingsman watch. Advanced software, it can hack into anything with a microchip. It is the bollocks. And, Merlin.
Merlin: I made you these. [Merlin hands Harry an eyeglass case. Harry opens it]
Harry Hart: A-ha. [Harry removes his eyepatch and puts on the new glasses]
Harry Hart: Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. How do I look?
Merlin: You look...
Very Drunk Redneck: Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. Now, why don't you get out of our bar before I take out your other one?
Whiskey: Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town, moonshine?
Very Drunk Redneck: Okay. Suck my southern dick, bitch.
Harry Hart: Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary. [gets up]
Harry Hart: Good day, sir. [Harry walks towards the exit]
Very Drunk Redneck: Well, what are you ladies waiting for?
Harry Hart: [locking the front door]Manners... maketh... man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. [Harry slings a beer mug with his umbrella towards the redneck, but misses and Whiskey catches it. He approaches the redneck and his gang, but butterfly hallucinations surround his vision]
Harry Hart: Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to... [another redneck punches him from the left. Harry struggles to fight with the gang until Whiskey lassos him out of the way]
Whiskey: Well, pick him up. Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. Manners... maketh... man. Let me translate that for you. [Whiskey begins to rough up the rednecks with his lasso]
Harry Hart: What's wrong with me, Merlin? I thought you fixed me.
Merlin: Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get y
Merlin: I made you these. [Merlin hands Harry an eyeglass case. Harry opens it]
Harry Hart: A-ha. [Harry removes his eyepatch and puts on the new glasses]
Harry Hart: Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. How do I look?
Merlin: You look...
Very Drunk Redneck: Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. Now, why don't you get out of our bar before I take out your other one?
Whiskey: Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town, moonshine?
Very Drunk Redneck: Okay. Suck my southern dick, bitch.
Harry Hart: Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary. [gets up]
Harry Hart: Good day, sir. [Harry walks towards the exit]
Very Drunk Redneck: Well, what are you ladies waiting for?
Harry Hart: [locking the front door]Manners... maketh... man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. [Harry slings a beer mug with his umbrella towards the redneck, but misses and Whiskey catches it. He approaches the redneck and his gang, but butterfly hallucinations surround his vision]
Harry Hart: Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to... [another redneck punches him from the left. Harry struggles to fight with the gang until Whiskey lassos him out of the way]
Whiskey: Well, pick him up. Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. Manners... maketh... man. Let me translate that for you. [Whiskey begins to rough up the rednecks with his lasso]
Harry Hart: What's wrong with me, Merlin? I thought you fixed me.
Merlin: Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get y
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[from trailer] Poppy: My name is Poppy Adams, CEO of the Golden Circle. We engage in an aggressive business strategy, invest in the latest technology and take strict, disciplinary action. I'm speaking to you today because our world leaders have let us all down, so we are coming out of the shadows and taking over. And to make sure no one gets in our way... Kingsman is crumpets!
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[Harry and Eggsy toast each other] Harry Hart: Cheers.
Eggsy: Are you sure I don't look like a dick?
Harry Hart: Look in the mirror. [Eggsy approaches the mirror]
Harry Hart: What do you see?
Eggsy: Someone who can't believe what the fuck is going on.
Harry Hart: I see a man who is honorable, brave, loyal, who's fulfilled his huge potential. A man who's done something good with his life.
Eggsy: I owe you everything, Harry. Thank you.
Harry Hart: Don't mention it. You ready?
Eggsy: Not a doubt in my mind.
Eggsy: Are you sure I don't look like a dick?
Harry Hart: Look in the mirror. [Eggsy approaches the mirror]
Harry Hart: What do you see?
Eggsy: Someone who can't believe what the fuck is going on.
Harry Hart: I see a man who is honorable, brave, loyal, who's fulfilled his huge potential. A man who's done something good with his life.
Eggsy: I owe you everything, Harry. Thank you.
Harry Hart: Don't mention it. You ready?
Eggsy: Not a doubt in my mind.
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[Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment] Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?
Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.
Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go! [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]
Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.
Elton John: Fuck you! [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]
Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin. [Elton sighs and plays the piano]
Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.
Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.
Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?
Poppy: Lights. [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]
Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again? [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]
Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands. [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]
Elton John: What is it?
Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.
Elton John: [sighs]It was Angel.
Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.
Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.
Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go! [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]
Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.
Elton John: Fuck you! [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]
Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin. [Elton sighs and plays the piano]
Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.
Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.
Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?
Poppy: Lights. [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]
Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again? [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]
Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands. [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]
Elton John: What is it?
Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.
Elton John: [sighs]It was Angel.
Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.
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[Poppy cures Elton from her toxin with an antidote: Elton gains mobility again] Elton John: What have you done to me, you fucking bitch?
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Harry Hart: As one of our founding Kingsman once said: This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
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Tequila: You know, my momma... she always told me, 'Us Southerners get our good manners from the British.' So I was thinkin', Ain't that a pity? Y'all ain't keepin' none for yourself. Y'all ain't ever heard of knockin' before you enter? [spits tobacco]
Eggsy: Well, a-actually... we had an invitation, didn't we?
Merlin: Yeah.
Tequila: Oh, did you now?
Eggsy: Yeah, yeah, it came in the shape of a bottle? We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London. Maybe you've heard of us.
Tequila: Oh, the Kingsman!
Merlin: Yeah.
Tequila: Huh. That's where y'all got them fine suits and them fancy spectacles y'all got on.
Merlin: Exactly.
Eggsy: That's right.
Tequila: Y'all look damn sharp. Let me see if I got it right here. You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor to hack through an advanced biometric security system with nothin' but a little bitty ol' watch on? [pause; Eggsy and Merlin glance worriedly at each other]
Tequila: I can promise you, though. [flip-cocks his rifle, points it at them]
Tequila: That dog don't hunt. Won't you go on and get down on your knees and tell me who you really work for? [pause, then Merlin lets go of the hole he made in a whiskey cask. Tequila spits his chewing tobacco to seal the hole]
Tequila: That's 1963 Statesman Reserve. You've just made it personal. [Tequila attacks Eggsy and Merlin. He knocks out Merlin and programs Eggsy's dart watch on him]
Eggsy: Who the fuck are you? [Eggsy falls unconscious from the tranquilizer dart]
Eggsy: Well, a-actually... we had an invitation, didn't we?
Merlin: Yeah.
Tequila: Oh, did you now?
Eggsy: Yeah, yeah, it came in the shape of a bottle? We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London. Maybe you've heard of us.
Tequila: Oh, the Kingsman!
Merlin: Yeah.
Tequila: Huh. That's where y'all got them fine suits and them fancy spectacles y'all got on.
Merlin: Exactly.
Eggsy: That's right.
Tequila: Y'all look damn sharp. Let me see if I got it right here. You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor to hack through an advanced biometric security system with nothin' but a little bitty ol' watch on? [pause; Eggsy and Merlin glance worriedly at each other]
Tequila: I can promise you, though. [flip-cocks his rifle, points it at them]
Tequila: That dog don't hunt. Won't you go on and get down on your knees and tell me who you really work for? [pause, then Merlin lets go of the hole he made in a whiskey cask. Tequila spits his chewing tobacco to seal the hole]
Tequila: That's 1963 Statesman Reserve. You've just made it personal. [Tequila attacks Eggsy and Merlin. He knocks out Merlin and programs Eggsy's dart watch on him]
Eggsy: Who the fuck are you? [Eggsy falls unconscious from the tranquilizer dart]
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Harry Hart: You all right? What was that phone call you got?
Eggsy: Let's not, Harry. I don't think you'd sympathize and I'm not really in the mood for a lecture. [Harry gets up and goes to the plane's cocktail bar]
Harry Hart: All right. How about a martini for old time's sake?
Eggsy: Yeah, all right. [Eggsy gets up while Harry prepares a martini]
Eggsy: I had a girlfriend. [pause]
Eggsy: I lost her. And it broke me. And now, if this mission fails, she's gonna die. I know it's against Kingsman rules, having a relationship.
Harry Hart: When I was shot, can you guess what the last thing was that flashed through my mind? It was absolutely nothing. I had no ties. No bittersweet memories. I was leaving nothing behind. Never experienced companionship, never been in love. And in that moment, all I felt was loneliness and regret. [Harry pours the martini in two glasses]
Eggsy: I'm sorry.
Harry Hart: Don't be. Just know that having something to lose... [hands martini to Eggsy]
Harry Hart: is what makes life worth living. Now, lets go and save your girl.
Eggsy: I missed you, Harry.
Eggsy: Let's not, Harry. I don't think you'd sympathize and I'm not really in the mood for a lecture. [Harry gets up and goes to the plane's cocktail bar]
Harry Hart: All right. How about a martini for old time's sake?
Eggsy: Yeah, all right. [Eggsy gets up while Harry prepares a martini]
Eggsy: I had a girlfriend. [pause]
Eggsy: I lost her. And it broke me. And now, if this mission fails, she's gonna die. I know it's against Kingsman rules, having a relationship.
Harry Hart: When I was shot, can you guess what the last thing was that flashed through my mind? It was absolutely nothing. I had no ties. No bittersweet memories. I was leaving nothing behind. Never experienced companionship, never been in love. And in that moment, all I felt was loneliness and regret. [Harry pours the martini in two glasses]
Eggsy: I'm sorry.
Harry Hart: Don't be. Just know that having something to lose... [hands martini to Eggsy]
Harry Hart: is what makes life worth living. Now, lets go and save your girl.
Eggsy: I missed you, Harry.
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[Eggsy has Charlie on the ground, gripping Charlie's chin] Eggsy: Give me the code!
Charlie: I can't. Only Poppy knows it.
Eggsy: Well, then you're no use to me, ain't you? For the record, Charlie, I'm more of a gentleman than you'll ever be. But right now, it's time to drop the gentle bit. This is for Kingsman. For my mate Brandon. For Roxy. For JB. And for Merlin. Good night, bruv. [Eggsy snaps Charlie's neck]
Charlie: I can't. Only Poppy knows it.
Eggsy: Well, then you're no use to me, ain't you? For the record, Charlie, I'm more of a gentleman than you'll ever be. But right now, it's time to drop the gentle bit. This is for Kingsman. For my mate Brandon. For Roxy. For JB. And for Merlin. Good night, bruv. [Eggsy snaps Charlie's neck]
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[Harry and Eggsy shove Whiskey in the meat grinder, turning him into minced meat] Eggsy: Put Alpha Gel on that... dickhead.
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[Egsy, Harry, and Merlin sneak through the jungle near Poppy Land] Harry Hart: [whispering]Right. This is where we split up. Pincer movement. Merlin, you're with me. Eggsy, you signal when we're in position. [Eggsy moves forward and suddenly hears a click and a beeping sound. He realizes he's stepped on a landmine]
Merlin: [whispering]Don't move. You move, we die. [Merlin opens briefcase and pulls out a deodorant can]
Merlin: Luckily I have this. [Merlin clears the dirt around the landmine trigger and starts spraying under Eggsy's foot]
Merlin: This spray will freeze the trigger mechanism, give us a... a split second. So on the count of three, what I want you to... [Merlin pushes Eggsy away from the landmine]
Eggsy: Merlin! [another click and beeping sound, as Eggsy and Harry realize that Merlin has put his foot on the landmine]
Eggsy: [whispering]Merlin, what the fuck have you done?
Merlin: Our journey together began many years ago, when your father did the same thing for us.
Harry Hart: [whispering]Our journey began with a mistake I made. Give me the can. That's an order.
Merlin: Can's empty. Split second's over. You two need to get going.
Eggsy: [whispering]No, no, no. There's got to be another way.
Harry Hart: [whispering]He's right. Mission comes first.
Eggsy: [whispering]Bollocks, mission comes first!
Merlin: Eggsy! This is no time for emotion. Remember your training. Or we all die. Now get on with it.
Harry Hart: [whispering]Do as you're told! Move it! [pause, then Eggsy grabs the briefcase]
Merlin: Go. [Eggsy walks away and Harry salutes Merlin]
Harry Hart: It's been an honor.
Merlin: Good luck.
Merlin: [whispering]Don't move. You move, we die. [Merlin opens briefcase and pulls out a deodorant can]
Merlin: Luckily I have this. [Merlin clears the dirt around the landmine trigger and starts spraying under Eggsy's foot]
Merlin: This spray will freeze the trigger mechanism, give us a... a split second. So on the count of three, what I want you to... [Merlin pushes Eggsy away from the landmine]
Eggsy: Merlin! [another click and beeping sound, as Eggsy and Harry realize that Merlin has put his foot on the landmine]
Eggsy: [whispering]Merlin, what the fuck have you done?
Merlin: Our journey together began many years ago, when your father did the same thing for us.
Harry Hart: [whispering]Our journey began with a mistake I made. Give me the can. That's an order.
Merlin: Can's empty. Split second's over. You two need to get going.
Eggsy: [whispering]No, no, no. There's got to be another way.
Harry Hart: [whispering]He's right. Mission comes first.
Eggsy: [whispering]Bollocks, mission comes first!
Merlin: Eggsy! This is no time for emotion. Remember your training. Or we all die. Now get on with it.
Harry Hart: [whispering]Do as you're told! Move it! [pause, then Eggsy grabs the briefcase]
Merlin: Go. [Eggsy walks away and Harry salutes Merlin]
Harry Hart: It's been an honor.
Merlin: Good luck.
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Fox News Anchor: Who is Poppy Adams? After graduating Harvard Business School, Adams was briefly held for serious mental health issues before disappearing without a trace.
Harvard Professor: Intelligent, ambitious, ruthless, lacks empathy, superficial charm. All the elements of a great CEO. Or a psychopath.
Fox News Anchor: Following the broadcast of Adams' message to the President, there were scenes of chaos today at medical centers across the country and around the world.
Fox News Anchor: The blue rash is now being renamed 'The Dancing Disease', as victims begin to exhibit stage two symptoms.
Fox News Anchor: Victims of the virus caused by tampered recreational drugs flooded hospitals and clinics in fear for their lives.
Fox News Anchor: Curfews and no travel orders are being considered as authorities assess the scale of the disaster. But there has still been no official response from the President, who remains locked in emergency talks.
Harvard Professor: Intelligent, ambitious, ruthless, lacks empathy, superficial charm. All the elements of a great CEO. Or a psychopath.
Fox News Anchor: Following the broadcast of Adams' message to the President, there were scenes of chaos today at medical centers across the country and around the world.
Fox News Anchor: The blue rash is now being renamed 'The Dancing Disease', as victims begin to exhibit stage two symptoms.
Fox News Anchor: Victims of the virus caused by tampered recreational drugs flooded hospitals and clinics in fear for their lives.
Fox News Anchor: Curfews and no travel orders are being considered as authorities assess the scale of the disaster. But there has still been no official response from the President, who remains locked in emergency talks.
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Tequila: A bottle in a secret wall. You really expect me to take that seriously? See, I think your story's horse shit. Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission. You're here for the lepidopterist, ain't you? [confused look in Eggsy and Merlin's faces]
Tequila: Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh? [grabs a bottle of Statesman whiskey]
Tequila: Look anything like that, right there?
Eggsy: Yes. Same brand, much older.
Tequila: All right. Let's see here. [opens bottle and sniffs the whiskey]
Tequila: You know why the measurement of alcohol content is called 'proof'? [Tequila starts pouring the whiskey on Eggsy and Merlin]
Eggsy: Oh, fuck off!
Merlin: Oh, for Pete's sake!
Tequila: See, comes from back in the old days when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder. [drinks a little]
Tequila: Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy. And then the gunpowder, if it burnt when they set it alight, they considered it proof [splashes more whiskey]
Tequila: that their rum was good and strong. But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make just as impressive of a sound when I set your balls on fire. [Tequila pulls out a lighter as Merlin chuckles]
Tequila: Or you could just tell me who the fuck y'all really are and how the hell you found us.
Merlin: Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself. [Eggsy chuckles]
Tequila: What about you?
Eggsy: Me?
Tequila: Yeah.
Eggsy: No, I love a Jack and Co
Tequila: Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh? [grabs a bottle of Statesman whiskey]
Tequila: Look anything like that, right there?
Eggsy: Yes. Same brand, much older.
Tequila: All right. Let's see here. [opens bottle and sniffs the whiskey]
Tequila: You know why the measurement of alcohol content is called 'proof'? [Tequila starts pouring the whiskey on Eggsy and Merlin]
Eggsy: Oh, fuck off!
Merlin: Oh, for Pete's sake!
Tequila: See, comes from back in the old days when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder. [drinks a little]
Tequila: Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy. And then the gunpowder, if it burnt when they set it alight, they considered it proof [splashes more whiskey]
Tequila: that their rum was good and strong. But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make just as impressive of a sound when I set your balls on fire. [Tequila pulls out a lighter as Merlin chuckles]
Tequila: Or you could just tell me who the fuck y'all really are and how the hell you found us.
Merlin: Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself. [Eggsy chuckles]
Tequila: What about you?
Eggsy: Me?
Tequila: Yeah.
Eggsy: No, I love a Jack and Co
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[Clara brings Eggsy in her tent] Eggsy: Wow. This is amazing. [Clara sits on her bed]
Clara: Come on.
Eggsy: Uh, you know what, I'm busting for a pee, actually.
Clara: You could do it on me if you want.
Eggsy: Uh... maybe in a bit. Give me a sec, yeah?
Clara: Okay, but hurry up, River. Been waiting all night for you to at least kiss me.
Clara: Come on.
Eggsy: Uh, you know what, I'm busting for a pee, actually.
Clara: You could do it on me if you want.
Eggsy: Uh... maybe in a bit. Give me a sec, yeah?
Clara: Okay, but hurry up, River. Been waiting all night for you to at least kiss me.
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[Merlin enters the Statesman plane's main lounge, all dressed up] Eggsy: Hey, hey. Looking good, Merlin.
Merlin: Feeling good, Eggsy. Right. [hands umbrella to Harry]
Merlin: This is yours. [hands briefcase to Eggsy]
Merlin: That's for you. [Merlin opens the billiard table to reveal a weapons chest. He hands a baseball bat to Harry]
Merlin: Press the 'S'. [top end of the bat opens]
Merlin: Minesweeper. Courtesy of Statesman.
Eggsy: [grabs a baseball]And what about these?
Merlin: Careful. Those are hand grenades. [Merlin grabs an eyeglass case and hands it to Eggsy]
Merlin: As discussed, this is for the endgame. I'm entrusting it to you. [Eggsy opens the case to reveal a syringe]
Merlin: And I'm entrusting this... [Merlin grabs the largest knife in the arsenal]
Merlin: ...to me.
Merlin: Feeling good, Eggsy. Right. [hands umbrella to Harry]
Merlin: This is yours. [hands briefcase to Eggsy]
Merlin: That's for you. [Merlin opens the billiard table to reveal a weapons chest. He hands a baseball bat to Harry]
Merlin: Press the 'S'. [top end of the bat opens]
Merlin: Minesweeper. Courtesy of Statesman.
Eggsy: [grabs a baseball]And what about these?
Merlin: Careful. Those are hand grenades. [Merlin grabs an eyeglass case and hands it to Eggsy]
Merlin: As discussed, this is for the endgame. I'm entrusting it to you. [Eggsy opens the case to reveal a syringe]
Merlin: And I'm entrusting this... [Merlin grabs the largest knife in the arsenal]
Merlin: ...to me.
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[Eggsy enters Whiskey's Ford Bronco] Eggsy: Got the passes from my contact. You're gonna love Glastonbury.
Whiskey: Well, that's the easy part, kid. Take a look in the glove box. [Eggsy opens the glove compartment and grabs a pill box. He opens the box and see a finger-sized condom]
Eggsy: Fucking hell, bruv. Thought everything was supposed to be bigger in America. Is this why you overcompensate with these massive cars?
Whiskey: Goes on your finger. The surveillance tracker is in the tip. Apply light pressure for three seconds to release it.
Whiskey: Well, that's the easy part, kid. Take a look in the glove box. [Eggsy opens the glove compartment and grabs a pill box. He opens the box and see a finger-sized condom]
Eggsy: Fucking hell, bruv. Thought everything was supposed to be bigger in America. Is this why you overcompensate with these massive cars?
Whiskey: Goes on your finger. The surveillance tracker is in the tip. Apply light pressure for three seconds to release it.
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Poppy: Mr. President, my name is Poppy Adams. I believe the UN has no teeth. So I've selected you, as leader of the free world, to receive this communication. And I invite you to begin negotiations on the largest scale hostage situation in history. A few weeks ago, an engineered virus was released, contained in all varieties of my product. Cannabis, cocaine, heroin, opium, ecstasy, and crystal meth. Some of you are already infected. And this is what you can expect in the coming days. [pause]
Poppy: After a brief incubation period, victims present with stage one symptoms. [snaps finger as the window behind her reveals an infected Poppy subordinate]
Poppy: A blue rash. Next, second stage symptoms appear. [Poppy walks to the next window and snaps her fingers, revealing another infected Poppy subordinate moving his head and arms]
Poppy: Mania, as the virus enters the brain. [whispering]
Poppy: Very distressing to the victim and those around them. Stage three. [Poppy walks to the third window and snaps her fingers, revealing a paralyzed Poppy subordinate]
Poppy: Paralysis. Muscles enter a state of catastrophic seizure. And once the muscles of the thorac become affected, breathing becomes impossible, leading to a very nasty death within 12 hours. [subordinate stops breathing before his eyes and nose bleed out]
Poppy: But, I have good news to the millions already affected. It doesn't have to be this way. I have an antidote. [Poppy snaps her fingers on the fourth window, revealing a paralyzed Elton John. A doctor administers the antidote on him, bringing him back to life]
Elton John: What have you done to me, you fucking bitch?
Poppy: One hundred percent effective and ready to ship out worldwide at a moment's notice.
Elton John: [yelling at doctor]Get out of my room! Get out!
Poppy: You have my word. I wi
Poppy: After a brief incubation period, victims present with stage one symptoms. [snaps finger as the window behind her reveals an infected Poppy subordinate]
Poppy: A blue rash. Next, second stage symptoms appear. [Poppy walks to the next window and snaps her fingers, revealing another infected Poppy subordinate moving his head and arms]
Poppy: Mania, as the virus enters the brain. [whispering]
Poppy: Very distressing to the victim and those around them. Stage three. [Poppy walks to the third window and snaps her fingers, revealing a paralyzed Poppy subordinate]
Poppy: Paralysis. Muscles enter a state of catastrophic seizure. And once the muscles of the thorac become affected, breathing becomes impossible, leading to a very nasty death within 12 hours. [subordinate stops breathing before his eyes and nose bleed out]
Poppy: But, I have good news to the millions already affected. It doesn't have to be this way. I have an antidote. [Poppy snaps her fingers on the fourth window, revealing a paralyzed Elton John. A doctor administers the antidote on him, bringing him back to life]
Elton John: What have you done to me, you fucking bitch?
Poppy: One hundred percent effective and ready to ship out worldwide at a moment's notice.
Elton John: [yelling at doctor]Get out of my room! Get out!
Poppy: You have my word. I wi
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Princess Tilde: Well, if you save the world, you know what that means.
Eggsy: [Knowing smile]Yeah, all right.
Eggsy: [Knowing smile]Yeah, all right.
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[Eggsy leaves the Kingsman tailor shop when he is confronted by a hooded figure] Eggsy: Eggy. You mind if I share your cab? [the hooded figure reveals himself to be Charlie]
Eggsy: Charlie? [as Eggsy approaches him, Charlie pulls out a gun]
Charlie: It's ironic, isn't it? You look like a gentleman, I look like a pleb. If I was you, I'd unlock your cab. [a group of Jaguar SUVs approach them slowly as Charlie has Eggsy enter the Kingsman taxi. Just when Eggsy unlocks the door, he shoves Charlie in the cab before signaling his driver to leave the premises]
Eggsy: Pete, get us out of here!
Eggsy: Charlie? [as Eggsy approaches him, Charlie pulls out a gun]
Charlie: It's ironic, isn't it? You look like a gentleman, I look like a pleb. If I was you, I'd unlock your cab. [a group of Jaguar SUVs approach them slowly as Charlie has Eggsy enter the Kingsman taxi. Just when Eggsy unlocks the door, he shoves Charlie in the cab before signaling his driver to leave the premises]
Eggsy: Pete, get us out of here!
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[Eggsy emerges out of the sewers back to his house] Eggsy: Babe! I'm home!
Princess Tilde: I'm here. [Princess Tilde sees Eggsy all covered in raw sewage]
Princess Tilde: What the hell happened?
Eggsy: [approaching Princess Tilde]It's a long story that deserves a kiss.
Princess Tilde: [backing up]Not even JB would kiss you right now. [JB looks at Eggsy, then tilts his head to the floor]
Eggsy: If you really love me, just one little kiss. [pause, then Princess Tilde closes her eyes and prepares to kiss Eggsy. He suddenly backs up]
Eggsy: You were really gonna do it?
Princess Tilde: Yeah.
Eggsy: Now that is true love right there. Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed.
Princess Tilde: I'm here. [Princess Tilde sees Eggsy all covered in raw sewage]
Princess Tilde: What the hell happened?
Eggsy: [approaching Princess Tilde]It's a long story that deserves a kiss.
Princess Tilde: [backing up]Not even JB would kiss you right now. [JB looks at Eggsy, then tilts his head to the floor]
Eggsy: If you really love me, just one little kiss. [pause, then Princess Tilde closes her eyes and prepares to kiss Eggsy. He suddenly backs up]
Eggsy: You were really gonna do it?
Princess Tilde: Yeah.
Eggsy: Now that is true love right there. Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed.
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[Poppy leads Charles and Angel to the diner's counter as she puts on an apron] Poppy: So, fellas, I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. You understand that in The Golden Circle, my authority is never to be questioned, right? And the importance of following orders? Do you understand that? And the value of loyalty? [Charles and Angel nod]
Poppy: It's easy to nod, isn't it? [Charles and Angel continue to nod]
Poppy: I don't like easy. I like proof. [pause before Poppy looks at Angel]
Poppy: What's your name?
Angel: [Spanish accent]Angel, ma'am.
Poppy: Angel, baby. Hey... [whispers]
Poppy: Your old pal Charles has messed up. That's all I'm gonna tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in the mincer, okay? [Angel looks at the meat grinder behind the counter before everyone starts to laugh. Poppy then turns on the grinder, much to Charles' shock. Charles attempts to run, but is cornered by Poppy's robot dogs Bennie and Jet before Angel knocks him out and places him above the grinder]
Charles: No, Miss Poppy! [Charles screams before being turned into ground beef]
Poppy: Good job! See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover. [Angel walks out of the diner as Poppy places a hamburger patty on the grill]
Poppy: It's easy to nod, isn't it? [Charles and Angel continue to nod]
Poppy: I don't like easy. I like proof. [pause before Poppy looks at Angel]
Poppy: What's your name?
Angel: [Spanish accent]Angel, ma'am.
Poppy: Angel, baby. Hey... [whispers]
Poppy: Your old pal Charles has messed up. That's all I'm gonna tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in the mincer, okay? [Angel looks at the meat grinder behind the counter before everyone starts to laugh. Poppy then turns on the grinder, much to Charles' shock. Charles attempts to run, but is cornered by Poppy's robot dogs Bennie and Jet before Angel knocks him out and places him above the grinder]
Charles: No, Miss Poppy! [Charles screams before being turned into ground beef]
Poppy: Good job! See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover. [Angel walks out of the diner as Poppy places a hamburger patty on the grill]
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[Eggsy enters the Kingsman briefing room] Arthur: Ah, Galahad! You're late. We were wondering if you'd had a second encounter with Charlie.
Eggsy: I wish. I'm looking forward to finishing him off. [Eggsy sits down and puts on his glasses to greet the holographic projections of the other agents]
Eggsy: All right, gents. [Merlin enters the room]
Arthur: Merlin, come in. Galahad and Lancelot, please remain for Merlin's debrief. Everyone else, reconvene at 1900 hours. [the other agents sign off as Merlin activates the main screen]
Merlin: So, the man who attacked Galahad in the taxi was Charlie Hesketh, rejected Kingsman applicant turned bad. We last saw him back at Richmond Valentine's HQ. [Merlin plays the security footage of Eggsy knocking out Charlie]
Merlin: Like everyone else there, Charlie had a security implant in his neck. A weakness we had no choice but to exploit. [security footage shows the heads of Valentne's guests exploding]
Eggsy: [recalling Merlin's words]Hey Merlin. Still fucking spectacular, eh? [pause]
Eggsy: Come on, guys. Loosen up. We saved the world.
Merlin: Yeah. Unfortunately, Galahad, you also saved Charlie. When you electrocuted him, you damaged his implant. Instead of his head exploding, he only lost an arm and his vocal chords.
Eggsy: Fucker should be thanking me.
Arthur: And now he's back for revenge?
Merlin: We don't think so, sir. We believe he's being recruited by an unknown organization. Lancelot?
Roxy: Got the police autopsy reports from Charlie's colleagues in the SUVs. They're not just goons for hire. Fingerprints removed. Teeth filed smooth. I did a face recognition. Nothing.
Arthur: And that thing?
Roxy: A cosmetic tattoo made of 24-karat gold. They all had them. Seems like we're looking at some
Eggsy: I wish. I'm looking forward to finishing him off. [Eggsy sits down and puts on his glasses to greet the holographic projections of the other agents]
Eggsy: All right, gents. [Merlin enters the room]
Arthur: Merlin, come in. Galahad and Lancelot, please remain for Merlin's debrief. Everyone else, reconvene at 1900 hours. [the other agents sign off as Merlin activates the main screen]
Merlin: So, the man who attacked Galahad in the taxi was Charlie Hesketh, rejected Kingsman applicant turned bad. We last saw him back at Richmond Valentine's HQ. [Merlin plays the security footage of Eggsy knocking out Charlie]
Merlin: Like everyone else there, Charlie had a security implant in his neck. A weakness we had no choice but to exploit. [security footage shows the heads of Valentne's guests exploding]
Eggsy: [recalling Merlin's words]Hey Merlin. Still fucking spectacular, eh? [pause]
Eggsy: Come on, guys. Loosen up. We saved the world.
Merlin: Yeah. Unfortunately, Galahad, you also saved Charlie. When you electrocuted him, you damaged his implant. Instead of his head exploding, he only lost an arm and his vocal chords.
Eggsy: Fucker should be thanking me.
Arthur: And now he's back for revenge?
Merlin: We don't think so, sir. We believe he's being recruited by an unknown organization. Lancelot?
Roxy: Got the police autopsy reports from Charlie's colleagues in the SUVs. They're not just goons for hire. Fingerprints removed. Teeth filed smooth. I did a face recognition. Nothing.
Arthur: And that thing?
Roxy: A cosmetic tattoo made of 24-karat gold. They all had them. Seems like we're looking at some
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[Angel returns to the diner from his makeover at the salon] Poppy: It's beautiful, isn't it? [Angel looks at the golden ring tattoo on his chest]
Poppy: Not that. This. [Poppy reveals a hamburger, to the shocked look on Angel's face]
Poppy: Bon appetit. [Angel sits down and looks at the hamburger, then at Charles' legs sticking out of the meat grinder. He then picks up the burger and slowly bites it]
Poppy: How is it?
Angel: [Spanish accent]It's delicious!
Poppy: Welcome to Golden Circle.
Poppy: Not that. This. [Poppy reveals a hamburger, to the shocked look on Angel's face]
Poppy: Bon appetit. [Angel sits down and looks at the hamburger, then at Charles' legs sticking out of the meat grinder. He then picks up the burger and slowly bites it]
Poppy: How is it?
Angel: [Spanish accent]It's delicious!
Poppy: Welcome to Golden Circle.
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[Eggsy enters Harry's room with a Cairn Terrier puppy. Harry wakes up startled] Eggsy: It's all right. Don't panic. Just thought I'd bring you a little leaving present. [Eggsy approaches Harry]
Eggsy: What do you think? He's lovely, isn't he? Would you like to hold him? [Eggsy gives the puppy to Harry]
Harry Hart: Hello. [as Harry smiles at the puppy, Eggsy points his gun at it]
Eggsy: Do you think I should shoot him? [Harry sees the gun and gets off the bed]
Harry Hart: Are you quite mad?
Eggsy: What? What's the problem?
Harry Hart: No! You can't!
Eggsy: Eh? What?
Harry Hart: No, you'll have to shoot me!
Eggsy: Shoot you? Well, I will shoot you.
Harry Hart: No! No one's sick enough to shoot a puppy!
Eggsy: Well, what about you, Harry? You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! Do you remember?
Harry Hart: What? [Harry breathes heavily as he looks at the puppy and the butterflies on the walls coming to life. He begins to recall his old house and Mr. Pickle before the day Valentine shot him]
Harry Hart: It was a blank!
Eggsy: Yes, Harry! Yes!
Harry Hart: It was a fucking blank!
Eggsy: That's right. It was a blank.
Harry Hart: I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!
Eggsy: Yes, Harry!
Harry Hart: He lived a ripe old age! He died of pancreatitis! [Harry looks at the puppy]
Harry Hart: You're not Mr. Pickle. Eggsy.
Eggsy: Hello, Harry.
Eggsy: What do you think? He's lovely, isn't he? Would you like to hold him? [Eggsy gives the puppy to Harry]
Harry Hart: Hello. [as Harry smiles at the puppy, Eggsy points his gun at it]
Eggsy: Do you think I should shoot him? [Harry sees the gun and gets off the bed]
Harry Hart: Are you quite mad?
Eggsy: What? What's the problem?
Harry Hart: No! You can't!
Eggsy: Eh? What?
Harry Hart: No, you'll have to shoot me!
Eggsy: Shoot you? Well, I will shoot you.
Harry Hart: No! No one's sick enough to shoot a puppy!
Eggsy: Well, what about you, Harry? You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! Do you remember?
Harry Hart: What? [Harry breathes heavily as he looks at the puppy and the butterflies on the walls coming to life. He begins to recall his old house and Mr. Pickle before the day Valentine shot him]
Harry Hart: It was a blank!
Eggsy: Yes, Harry! Yes!
Harry Hart: It was a fucking blank!
Eggsy: That's right. It was a blank.
Harry Hart: I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!
Eggsy: Yes, Harry!
Harry Hart: He lived a ripe old age! He died of pancreatitis! [Harry looks at the puppy]
Harry Hart: You're not Mr. Pickle. Eggsy.
Eggsy: Hello, Harry.
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Clara: What's the matter?
Eggsy: Nothing. I just feel that our spirit animals need more time to get in sync and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane.
Clara: Totally.
Eggsy: Yeah?
Clara: Or we could just... [disrobes]
Clara: fuck? [pause]
Eggsy: Clara, I don't think I can. [Clara turns around to grab her robe. Eggsy suddenly notices the Golden Circle tattoo on her back]
Eggsy: But you know what? My crow is looking for a place to nest. [Eggsy secretly puts on the finger condom as he kisses Clara. He then places his hand under her panties and inserts the tracking device]
Merlin: Good work, Eggsy! Tracker fully functional.
Ginger: Don't worry. I've been through this with Whiskey before. Nice to be working with an agent who knows what he's doing.
Eggsy: Nothing. I just feel that our spirit animals need more time to get in sync and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane.
Clara: Totally.
Eggsy: Yeah?
Clara: Or we could just... [disrobes]
Clara: fuck? [pause]
Eggsy: Clara, I don't think I can. [Clara turns around to grab her robe. Eggsy suddenly notices the Golden Circle tattoo on her back]
Eggsy: But you know what? My crow is looking for a place to nest. [Eggsy secretly puts on the finger condom as he kisses Clara. He then places his hand under her panties and inserts the tracking device]
Merlin: Good work, Eggsy! Tracker fully functional.
Ginger: Don't worry. I've been through this with Whiskey before. Nice to be working with an agent who knows what he's doing.
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[Harry hits Poppy's robot attack dog Jet with a bowling ball while Elton is in the way, preventing it from attacking, as it is programmed not to harm Elton] Elton John: Fuck you, Poppy! Fuck you, Poppy!
Poppy: [watching from her iPad]Fuck you, Elton! [reprogramming Jet]
Poppy: Kill... Elton John.
Poppy: [watching from her iPad]Fuck you, Elton! [reprogramming Jet]
Poppy: Kill... Elton John.
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Chief of Staff Fox: The President actively sanctioned the deaths of hundreds of millions of people, and lied to the public. I am proud to be responsible for his impeachment, and I will do everything I can to ensure a smooth transition of power.
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