Kingsman: The Secret Service Quote
[At Hart's home, Eggsy looks at the various front pages of The Sun on the wall] Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: 'To Pee or Not to Pee?'
Harry Hart: That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: 'Germany: 1, England: 5'
Harry Hart: Missed that game. I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon. [Eggsy looks at the other headlines, then points at the Prince Charles and Princess Diana wedding issue]
Harry Hart: My first mission. Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Not everybody had thanked you for that one.
Harry Hart: The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them. Front page news and all these occasions are celebrity nonsense. Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret. A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: That's me fucked, then. It's like Charlie said: I'm just a pleb.
Harry Hart: Nonsense. Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth. Being a gentleman is something one learns.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yeah, but how?
Harry Hart: Alright, first lesson. You should have asked me before you took your seat. Second lesson: How to make a proper Martini.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yes, Harry.
Harry Hart: That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: 'Germany: 1, England: 5'
Harry Hart: Missed that game. I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon. [Eggsy looks at the other headlines, then points at the Prince Charles and Princess Diana wedding issue]
Harry Hart: My first mission. Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Not everybody had thanked you for that one.
Harry Hart: The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them. Front page news and all these occasions are celebrity nonsense. Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret. A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: That's me fucked, then. It's like Charlie said: I'm just a pleb.
Harry Hart: Nonsense. Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth. Being a gentleman is something one learns.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yeah, but how?
Harry Hart: Alright, first lesson. You should have asked me before you took your seat. Second lesson: How to make a proper Martini.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yes, Harry.
Movie: Kingsman: The Secret Service
