Kingsman: The Secret Service Quotes
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Oxfords, not brogues.
Harry Hart: Words to live by, Eggsy. Words to live by.
Harry Hart: Words to live by, Eggsy. Words to live by.
Movie: Kingsman: The Secret Service
[last lines] Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: So, are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?
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[When prompted by his computer to activate Valentine's head implants] Merlin: Yes please.
Movie: Kingsman: The Secret Service
[first lines] Lancelot: [over the radio]This is Zero One Alpha. We have secured Falcon. I say again, we have secured Falcon.
Harry Hart: [interrogating terrorist]By the time I count to ten, you will have told me exactly what I need to know. If not, the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear.
Harry Hart: One. Two. Three. [Hart shoots the terrorist in both legs; the terrorist slumps forwards]
Harry Hart: Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. [the terrorist sits back up, with a grenade pin in his teeth]
Interrogator: Grenade! Sir, get back! [jumps on the terrorist, just before the grenade explodes]
Harry Hart: [interrogating terrorist]By the time I count to ten, you will have told me exactly what I need to know. If not, the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear.
Harry Hart: One. Two. Three. [Hart shoots the terrorist in both legs; the terrorist slumps forwards]
Harry Hart: Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. [the terrorist sits back up, with a grenade pin in his teeth]
Interrogator: Grenade! Sir, get back! [jumps on the terrorist, just before the grenade explodes]
Movie: Kingsman: The Secret Service
[Harry Hart is in a hate group church] Church Leader: And I say to you, bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS! Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt this is the work of the Antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...
Merlin: [watching the sermon]Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere?
Church Leader: So, my friends, although he is a just God, he is just a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath...
Gazelle: Are you sure we're out of range?
Valentine: We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?
Gazelle: What if the calculations are wrong?
Valentine: You just have to trust me.
Church Leader: ...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity.
Harry Hart: Would you excuse me?
Church Blonde Woman: Where are you going? [Harry tries to leave the church]
Church Blonde Woman: Hey! What's your problem?
Harry Hart: I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Valentine: Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
Church Leader: [continuing his sermon]I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend!
Church Blonde Woman: Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies! You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you! [as Harry is about to shoot the woman Valentine s
Merlin: [watching the sermon]Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere?
Church Leader: So, my friends, although he is a just God, he is just a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath...
Gazelle: Are you sure we're out of range?
Valentine: We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?
Gazelle: What if the calculations are wrong?
Valentine: You just have to trust me.
Church Leader: ...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity.
Harry Hart: Would you excuse me?
Church Blonde Woman: Where are you going? [Harry tries to leave the church]
Church Blonde Woman: Hey! What's your problem?
Harry Hart: I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Valentine: Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
Church Leader: [continuing his sermon]I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend!
Church Blonde Woman: Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies! You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you! [as Harry is about to shoot the woman Valentine s
Movie: Kingsman: The Secret Service
[Harry is in a hate group church] Church Leader: And I say to you, bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS! Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt this is the work of the antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...
Merlin: [watching the sermon]Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere?
Church Leader: So, my friends although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath...
Valentine: Are you sure we're out of range?
Valentine: We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?
Gazelle: What if the calculations are wrong?
Valentine: You just have to trust me.
Church Leader: ...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity.
Harry Hart: Would you excuse me?
Church Blonde Woman: Where are you going? [Harry tries to leave the church]
Church Blonde Woman: Hey! What's your problem?
Harry Hart: I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Valentine: Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards. [the church leader continues his sermon]
Church Blonde Woman: I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend! Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies. You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you! [as Harry is about to shoot the woman Valentine starts his test a
Merlin: [watching the sermon]Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere?
Church Leader: So, my friends although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath...
Valentine: Are you sure we're out of range?
Valentine: We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?
Gazelle: What if the calculations are wrong?
Valentine: You just have to trust me.
Church Leader: ...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity.
Harry Hart: Would you excuse me?
Church Blonde Woman: Where are you going? [Harry tries to leave the church]
Church Blonde Woman: Hey! What's your problem?
Harry Hart: I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Valentine: Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards. [the church leader continues his sermon]
Church Blonde Woman: I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend! Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies. You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you! [as Harry is about to shoot the woman Valentine starts his test a
Movie: Kingsman: The Secret Service