Kung Pow - Enter the Fist Quotes

Master Tang: [During intermission] I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn-and it's non-dairy!
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Mayor: That tiny net was sure-fire master!
Master Betty: Yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, it's a net and it's tiny!
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Master Tang: Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggie go oink-oink, how bout you?
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Master Doe: Uhh, water, everywhere. All over me, I'm getting wet. I am falling, you are falling, we are falling! [shouts]
Master Doe: A whale!
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Mu Shu Fasa: This is CNN, CNN, CNN, CNN, CNN. [fades]
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Wimp Lo: I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.
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