Laguna Beach - The Real Orange County Quotes
LC: I can't believe that you're not coming...you were like my supporter. I was like, "Lo can't camp as much as I can't camp".
Lo: I know, we were going to be the lame campers together...be like "Ahh! a bug! get it out!"
Lo: I know, we were going to be the lame campers together...be like "Ahh! a bug! get it out!"
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Lo: [To LC, on the phone] You're eating hot dogs and I'm eating sushi... Yes ma'am!!
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Lo: You want a piece of gum?
Mike: Yeah, you want to split it with me? I only like half pieces of gum.
Lo: Your mouth is big enough.
Mike: Your mouth is obviously big enough.
Mike: Yeah, you want to split it with me? I only like half pieces of gum.
Lo: Your mouth is big enough.
Mike: Your mouth is obviously big enough.
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Kristin: Lauren thinks she's really cool, but she's a bitch!
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Lo: How do I look?
Lo's Dad: You look like you're ready to go to Santa Barbara.
Lo's Dad: You look like you're ready to go to Santa Barbara.
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Lo's Mom: Really, it's not a fashion show tonight.
Lo: It's always a fashion show mom, always.
Lo: It's always a fashion show mom, always.
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Lo's Dad: Lo, can you come out and give me a hand with some groceries, please?
Lo: [Laughs after seeing a new Jetta parked in front of her house] Daddy, is that mine?
Lo's Dad: Well if you're the graduate it is.
Lo: [laughing] Really?... Thank you sooo much!
Lo's Brother: I graduated too!
Lo's Dad: Uhhh, we'll get you a skateboard, bud.
Lo's Brother: I already got one.
Lo: There's even a bow on it!
Lo's Dad: I wrapped it myself, sweetie!
Lo: [Laughs after seeing a new Jetta parked in front of her house] Daddy, is that mine?
Lo's Dad: Well if you're the graduate it is.
Lo: [laughing] Really?... Thank you sooo much!
Lo's Brother: I graduated too!
Lo's Dad: Uhhh, we'll get you a skateboard, bud.
Lo's Brother: I already got one.
Lo: There's even a bow on it!
Lo's Dad: I wrapped it myself, sweetie!
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LC: She basically got mean senior year.
Lo: I didn’t get mean you whorebag!
Talan: Whoa!
Lo: Maybe a little mean.
LC: Just listen to what you just said!
Lo: I didn’t get mean you whorebag!
Talan: Whoa!
Lo: Maybe a little mean.
LC: Just listen to what you just said!
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Morgan: Where do we think well be in ten years?
Christina: You'll be married and living probably back here.
Morgan: Aww how boring!
Lo: Lauren in ten years is going to be driving her big super Mercedes and living at her beach house with her billionaire husband
Christina: With her really hot husband.
LC: YES!! I like you guys!
Christina: You'll be married and living probably back here.
Morgan: Aww how boring!
Lo: Lauren in ten years is going to be driving her big super Mercedes and living at her beach house with her billionaire husband
Christina: With her really hot husband.
LC: YES!! I like you guys!
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Lo: So Talan, do you have girls in your jacuzzi frequently?
Talan: No. Actually, you guys are the first.
Talan: No. Actually, you guys are the first.
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Talan: Would you ever have a threesome?
LC: Oh my god! - No... that's disgusting!
Talan: Two guys?
LC: NO!
Talan: Three girls?
LC: NO!
Talan: Two girls?
LC: NOO!!
LC: Oh my god! - No... that's disgusting!
Talan: Two guys?
LC: NO!
Talan: Three girls?
LC: NO!
Talan: Two girls?
LC: NOO!!
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Christina: Guys, I think we should do a little toast.
Lo: A toast, to what?
LC: To the end of one chapter of our lives and the beginning of another.
Lo: A toast, to what?
LC: To the end of one chapter of our lives and the beginning of another.
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Lo: Ah! What is this? What is this?
Stephen: That's hot dogs and stuff.
Lo: Can you make one because I don't know how?
Stephen: Just put it on the fire.
Lo: But I don't know how. Help me.
Stephen: You high maintenance little bitch!
Lo: Please help me.
Stephen: Some poor man is gonna marry you someday.
Lo: My husband will love me for who I am.
Stephen: That's hot dogs and stuff.
Lo: Can you make one because I don't know how?
Stephen: Just put it on the fire.
Lo: But I don't know how. Help me.
Stephen: You high maintenance little bitch!
Lo: Please help me.
Stephen: Some poor man is gonna marry you someday.
Lo: My husband will love me for who I am.
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LC: [to Lo, while smiling] This is a really sad face because I'm leaving you.
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Jen: I guarantee 20 minutes later Lo is gonna pop back up
LC: She has tried to leave like 6 times already.
Lo: I'm back again.
Lo: Are you taking your Goachi bag to school?
LC: No, your Louis Vuitton is fake so don't get me started on fake designer's purses.
Lo: This is a slash between Gucci and Coach.
LC: She has tried to leave like 6 times already.
Lo: I'm back again.
Lo: Are you taking your Goachi bag to school?
LC: No, your Louis Vuitton is fake so don't get me started on fake designer's purses.
Lo: This is a slash between Gucci and Coach.
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Jen: Do you know how much clothes three months is?
LC: Have you heard of a washing machine Jen? Have you ever done laundry?
Jen: I've thrown stuff in, I've never done like a load with colors and stuff.
Kaitlyn: And you're 18?
LC: Have you heard of a washing machine Jen? Have you ever done laundry?
Jen: I've thrown stuff in, I've never done like a load with colors and stuff.
Kaitlyn: And you're 18?
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Morgan: I've been so excited and preoccupied, I'm forgetting what I leave behind.
Christina: You sure are. You are not going to meet anyone like me, Morgan.
Morgan: I know. Who's gonna replace you?
Christina: Well NO ONE!
Christina: You sure are. You are not going to meet anyone like me, Morgan.
Morgan: I know. Who's gonna replace you?
Christina: Well NO ONE!
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Kristin: What are we? Broken up or just like taking a break? Putting it on hold?
Stephen: We're just together with an "open relationship".
Kristin: OK, but don't be open a lot.
Stephen: We're just together with an "open relationship".
Kristin: OK, but don't be open a lot.
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Kristin: Are you going to miss anyone?
Stephen: Yes..all my friends.
Stephen: Yes..all my friends.
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Stephen: This is going to be my last sunset in Laguna for a while.
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Jessica: Alex, make me stop lusting Jason!
Alex H: If you're aware of the fact that you're, like, obsessed with him, then why don't you, like, stop it?
Alex H: If you're aware of the fact that you're, like, obsessed with him, then why don't you, like, stop it?
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Kristin: I love Stephen, but i want to date others. [laughs]
Alex H: You're such a player, Kristin!
Kristin: I know.
[both laugh]
Alex H: You're such a player, Kristin!
Kristin: I know.
[both laugh]
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LC: Boys are like purses. You’re always going to have that one boy that you’re always comfortable with and you’ll always kind of like, right? That’s your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag you want everyone to see you with. But the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole... or costs a lot of money. Then you have like those other purses that you really like but don’t really want to be seen with.
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Jason Wahler: You look really cute.
Lauren Conrad: Thank you.
Jason Wahler: You wanna go to the hot tub? [shakes her head yes]
Jason Wahler: That was the cutest thing I've seen in my entire life.
Lauren Conrad: What?
Jason Wahler: You.
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Kristin Cavalleri: [to Stephen after he tries to scare everyone dressed as a bear] Oh, my gosh, Stephen, that was so lame. You didn't even look like a bear.
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Kristin Cavalleri: Cheers to the last winter formal biznasss!
Alex Hooser: One more dance together, my dahling.
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Kristin Cavalleri: Every day of our lives here we would say, "Oh, great, it's the same thing every night." I really wish we didn't do that.
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Kristin Cavalleri: Jessica, he's cheating on you! Take it from someone who used to cheat on her boyfriend. Those are signs of him cheating!
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