Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector Quotes
Larry: [after the dinner date, and Larry has to go to the bathroom. He then lets off a large amount of turds] Oh, Good Lord! Oh, Jesus Christ and his sheperds! [Lets off more of his turds into the toilet]
Amy Butlin: Larry? Are you okay in there?
Larry: [Yellin'] Oh, yeah! Everythin's alright! [to himself]
Larry: Oh, Good Lord! [Trying to get toilet paper, but it runs short]
Larry: Oh, God! You gotta be kiddin' me! [Sees a wash rag on the sink, then grabs it. He then begins to wipe his rear-end]
Amy Butlin: Larry? Are you okay in there?
Larry: [Yellin'] Oh, yeah! Everythin's alright! [to himself]
Larry: Oh, Good Lord! [Trying to get toilet paper, but it runs short]
Larry: Oh, God! You gotta be kiddin' me! [Sees a wash rag on the sink, then grabs it. He then begins to wipe his rear-end]
Movie: Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector
Amy Butlin: Damn it, I am a woman. I have breasts! They may not be especially large, but they're perky, and my nipples could cut glass!
Movie: Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector
Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle
Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?
Larry: Chucking his corn.
Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?
Larry: Trimming his tree.
Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?
Larry: Branching his limb.
Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?
Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.
Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?
Larry: Chucking his corn.
Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?
Larry: Trimming his tree.
Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?
Larry: Branching his limb.
Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?
Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.
Movie: Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector
Larry: I drive alone. I inspect alone, sometimes I'll even have sex alone. But never on company time. That's my policy.
Movie: Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector