Late Night with Conan O'Brien Quotes
Aaron Eckhart: [telling a story about cockroaches in his apartment] ... and we would kill the cockroaches with our thong
Conan O'Brien: [shocked] With your thong? You can kill a cockroach with a thong? You're the coolest guy I ever met!
Conan O'Brien: [shocked] With your thong? You can kill a cockroach with a thong? You're the coolest guy I ever met!
TV Show: Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien: We got a good show tonight. Right, Max?
Bandleader: Absolutely, Conan.
Conan O'Brien: Not a sincere bone in his body.
Bandleader: Absolutely, Conan.
Conan O'Brien: Not a sincere bone in his body.
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Conan O'Brien: A lot of people seemed to like President Bush's speech last night.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Noooooo!
Conan O'Brien: No?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: It was garbage! No-one even watched it!
Conan O'Brien: What do you mean no-one watched it?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: They were too busy watching my convention speech again! It's now available on DVD!
Conan O'Brien: Oh, wait. You mean to say you put your convention speech on a DVD?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, I expanded it into a full-length feature by adding deleted scenes and there's some new explosions, and I even added a commentary track by me!
Conan O'Brien: What? Your DVD has you doing a commentary track?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, yah! It's filled with insightful comments I made during the speech! Comments like 'Look! That's me!' and 'Oh, this is a good speech!' and 'Oh, check out the jugs on that delegate from Rhode Island'!
Conan O'Brien: Okay, you shouldn't do that. That's not good.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Plus, Conan, there's more! There's *more*!
Conan O'Brien: Really? There's more?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, there's an alternate ending to the speech! Where my speech fights with George Bush's speech on the surface of Mars!
Conan O'Brien: The two speeches fight?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: The two speeches collide in a never-before-seen conglomeration of speeches! My speech on the surface it tears into George Bush's speech, rips it into shreds and I turn to the camera and I say, "I'm
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Noooooo!
Conan O'Brien: No?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: It was garbage! No-one even watched it!
Conan O'Brien: What do you mean no-one watched it?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: They were too busy watching my convention speech again! It's now available on DVD!
Conan O'Brien: Oh, wait. You mean to say you put your convention speech on a DVD?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, I expanded it into a full-length feature by adding deleted scenes and there's some new explosions, and I even added a commentary track by me!
Conan O'Brien: What? Your DVD has you doing a commentary track?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, yah! It's filled with insightful comments I made during the speech! Comments like 'Look! That's me!' and 'Oh, this is a good speech!' and 'Oh, check out the jugs on that delegate from Rhode Island'!
Conan O'Brien: Okay, you shouldn't do that. That's not good.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Plus, Conan, there's more! There's *more*!
Conan O'Brien: Really? There's more?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, there's an alternate ending to the speech! Where my speech fights with George Bush's speech on the surface of Mars!
Conan O'Brien: The two speeches fight?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: The two speeches collide in a never-before-seen conglomeration of speeches! My speech on the surface it tears into George Bush's speech, rips it into shreds and I turn to the camera and I say, "I'm
TV Show: Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien: Some audience members waiting in line to get into the building were smoking joints. Yeah, they said, "We want Conan to be funny whether he's funny or not."
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Sidekick: [while doing 'In the Year 2000'] The former sidekick of Late Night with Conan O'Brien will return to do the 'Year 2000' comedy piece, realize that the year 2000 was actually four years ago and remember why he left this crappy show.
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