Law and Order Quotes
Gordon Schell: It's a crime of passion, Stone. Pure and simple.
Stone: A crime of passion is never pure, and it's certainly not simple.
Stone: A crime of passion is never pure, and it's certainly not simple.
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'Simonize' Jackson: You ain't got nothing on me, except what he said. And that's just heresy.
Greevey: The word's 'hearsay', Simonize.
Greevey: The word's 'hearsay', Simonize.
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Hotel Worker: Fifty cents! I’ve been working hotels for 40 years, and I ain’t seen a two-bit tip since those Kennedys been in office. You see what I’m getting’ at? Then this duke asks me about getting a girl, and I tell him, 'A big tipper like you don’t need no girl!'
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Jasmine: You should have sent your partner. I don't usually do discipline, but I would love to teach him some manners.
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[Greevey has arrested a prostitute]
Jolene Curtis: You said you weren't a cop.
Greevey: I lied.
Jolene Curtis: Isn't there some kind of a legal thing about that?
Greevey: What, lying? I'm allowed to lie. They pay me to lie.
Jolene Curtis: You said you weren't a cop.
Greevey: I lied.
Jolene Curtis: Isn't there some kind of a legal thing about that?
Greevey: What, lying? I'm allowed to lie. They pay me to lie.
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Greevey: What do you think?
Logan: Of a hooker who’s got a lawyer looks like he spends more on clothes than I make in a year? I think whoever’s paying his bill ought to adopt me.
Logan: Of a hooker who’s got a lawyer looks like he spends more on clothes than I make in a year? I think whoever’s paying his bill ought to adopt me.
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Cookie Molina: Look, the heart — that's not the part of the anatomy the girls are interested in.
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Greevey: [on Jasmine being bailed out quickly] Look at that. In and out.
Logan: Just like work.
Logan: Just like work.
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Logan: Somebody heard that shot.
Police Officer: In this neighborhood? You couldn't get a witness to a sunrise.
Police Officer: In this neighborhood? You couldn't get a witness to a sunrise.
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Lt. Gowdy: We’re all one family here, Sergeant.
Greevey: You an only child? I got people in my family, I wouldn’t believe ‘em they told me the sky was blue.
Greevey: You an only child? I got people in my family, I wouldn’t believe ‘em they told me the sky was blue.
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Cragen: If you're wrong, and you go after cops...
Greevey: If I'm wrong, I'll go to the grand jury and say I killed the kid.
Greevey: If I'm wrong, I'll go to the grand jury and say I killed the kid.
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Stone: I had no idea You were a philospher,Max
Greevey: Just a former alter boy with a Gun
Greevey: Just a former alter boy with a Gun
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Mr. Babcock: Why don't you stick to police work, detective?
Logan: Why don't you stop trying to cover your ass, Mr. Babcock?
Greevey: Mike, Mike. Take it easy. [to Babcock] He never recovered from the nuns.
Logan: Why don't you stop trying to cover your ass, Mr. Babcock?
Greevey: Mike, Mike. Take it easy. [to Babcock] He never recovered from the nuns.
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Stone: I didn't hear you knock.
Shambala Green: That's because I didn't. If I'd have knocked, you would have heard me.
Shambala Green: That's because I didn't. If I'd have knocked, you would have heard me.
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Eugenia Rawlings: [about Logan] Are you in charge of this ape?
Greevey: My cross to bear.
Greevey: My cross to bear.
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Logan: [of his mother] She was a bottomless pit. Always 'give me your undivided attention'. And when my old man couldn't take it anymore and whacked her, she'd turn around and whack me. She got this look in her eye... I knew it was coming. And that cold witch in there... she's got that same look.
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D.A. Adam Schiff: What does your gut tell you?
Stone: Put 'em in a dungeon, put 'em on a wheel, and annihilate 'em.
Stone: Put 'em in a dungeon, put 'em on a wheel, and annihilate 'em.
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Logan: Everything’s a mirror to her. She holds a dying kid up to it, and all she can see is herself and how it affects her. Now you give her sympathy, she’s gonna want to fight. You give her a fight, she’s gonna want a kiss. You give her a kiss and I swear to God she’ll bite your tongue out.
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Jacob Lowenstein: Please. That was therapy.
Logan: For her or for you?
Jacob Lowenstein: For her! In Reichian therapy, the patient has to--
Greevey: Really get to know the therapist, hmmm?
Logan: For her or for you?
Jacob Lowenstein: For her! In Reichian therapy, the patient has to--
Greevey: Really get to know the therapist, hmmm?
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Ben Stone: : [talking to the DA about the Lowenstein's twisted family life] I feel like I'm floating face down, and there's about a mile of dark water between me and any sense of this.
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Ben Stone: One way or another, that woman hit her child. That's not what bothers me.
Adam Schiff: What does bothers you?
Ben Stone: Well...my own rage
Adam Schiff: What does bothers you?
Ben Stone: Well...my own rage
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Cragen: Wow! I can see this leading to a whole new penological outlook -- we will only pursue homicides where the vic died in a state of grace.
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Gary Pardee: Don't make me testify. It'll ruin my career. I'm perfect for young dad parts in commercials.
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Elizabeth Hendrick: Art would be much more pleasant if we didn’t have to deal with artists.
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[Spoken as Police remove a plethora of bondage equipment]
Elizabeth Hendrick: It's my hope chest.
Stone: What were you hoping for?
Elizabeth Hendrick: It's my hope chest.
Stone: What were you hoping for?
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Stone: Henry Rothman killed himself an hour ago. Couldn't face the thought of prison, I guess.
Elizabeth Hendrick: Did anyone take a picture?
Elizabeth Hendrick: Did anyone take a picture?
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