Learning to Drive Quotes
Wendy: I just don't understand why men do that, wag their balls in your face.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Debbie: [talking about blowjobs]It's way too much work. Oh my god. Why do you think they call it a job? [Debbie and Wendy laugh]
Debbie: Oh my god. No, this mouth is retired, okay, with the full pension.
Debbie: Oh my god. No, this mouth is retired, okay, with the full pension.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Wendy's Dad: A car is the greatest thing in the history of human invention. Forget your house, you can move in here. Sleep in the back, heat up a TV dinner in the engine, here's your shower [starts wipers]
Wendy's Dad: , pee in the gas tank and when the spirit moves you, you just drive away.
Wendy's Dad: , pee in the gas tank and when the spirit moves you, you just drive away.
Movie: Learning to Drive
[first lines] Darwan: Slow down. Park there. Mr. Yampolsky, you have followed all the rules. You'll pass your test tomorrow, I'm sure of it. And after you get your license, I suspect you'll buy the biggest, fastest car, and throw all the rules out of the window.
Student Driver: [scoffs]
Darwan: It is not a joke. Remember driving is a freedom. I wish you to enjoy every kind of freedom... As long as you don't hurt someone. You promise me?
Student Driver: Okay, Mr. Singh.
Darwan: Mr. Singh Tur.
Student Driver: [scoffs]
Darwan: It is not a joke. Remember driving is a freedom. I wish you to enjoy every kind of freedom... As long as you don't hurt someone. You promise me?
Student Driver: Okay, Mr. Singh.
Darwan: Mr. Singh Tur.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Wendy: Excuse me, you've never, you've never met her?
Darwan: She's from a village near where I grew up. My sister picked her out for me.
Wendy: If my sister picked out a husband for me, he would be some dick-less.
Darwan: Yes, you are better off... That is why you're alone and crazy.
Darwan: She's from a village near where I grew up. My sister picked her out for me.
Wendy: If my sister picked out a husband for me, he would be some dick-less.
Darwan: Yes, you are better off... That is why you're alone and crazy.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Darwan: I think you don't approve our arranged marriage - check your mirrors. I'll try to explain. We hold our families very close. They know you better than anyone else. They are more objective about who is the right person for you. If left to your own decisions, you could pick the wrong one. You choose to your ego.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Ted: When did you ever notice anything, Wendy? On the rare case when you look up from your book or your fucking computer, you look right through me like I'm a ghost.
Wendy: Well, I'm looking through you now and you are a prick.
Wendy: Well, I'm looking through you now and you are a prick.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Darwan: And it was stinky too, smeared all over with garlic paste!
Preet: Well, they said it'd keep the rattle snakes away in the desert.
Darwan: So why did the border guards didn't smell you coming?
Preet: Well, they said it'd keep the rattle snakes away in the desert.
Darwan: So why did the border guards didn't smell you coming?
Movie: Learning to Drive
Darwan: [talking about driving]You can't always trust people to behave properly.
Wendy: [talking about Ted]Ain't that the truth?
Wendy: [talking about Ted]Ain't that the truth?
Movie: Learning to Drive
Wendy: [about the book, the joy of sex]Well, hand it. Let's see if there's anything we didn't cover. [Ted hands her the book. She reads aloud]
Wendy: Missionary - check. Standing - check. Rear entry [Both laugh]
Wendy: - Oh, check.
Wendy: Missionary - check. Standing - check. Rear entry [Both laugh]
Wendy: - Oh, check.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Wendy: Let me get you some real money.
Darwan: I don't want anything, I like to help.
Wendy: You like to help? That is impossible. You can't be from New York.
Darwan: Yes, I am. From Queens.
Wendy: That's not really New York, but... You're very kind and I thank you.
Darwan: I don't want anything, I like to help.
Wendy: You like to help? That is impossible. You can't be from New York.
Darwan: Yes, I am. From Queens.
Wendy: That's not really New York, but... You're very kind and I thank you.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Darwan: I think it's time to discuss road rage. You must learn to be calm and relaxed. Not only to drive, But also in your life as well.
Wendy: And how do you manage that?
Darwan: Prayer helps me. I pray everyday.
Wendy: I'm mad at your God too.
Wendy: And how do you manage that?
Darwan: Prayer helps me. I pray everyday.
Wendy: I'm mad at your God too.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Wendy: [attempting to parallel park]I'm lost.
Darwan: Wendy, how do you know if you put in... Enough salt and pepper when you're making a stew?
Wendy: You taste it.
Darwan: Right. So what do you do when you lose track of which way the car is pointing... When you parallel park?
Wendy: You taste it?
Darwan: You just let the car move back a tiny bit... And see which way it goes. Taste the direction.
Wendy: And then you adjust the seasoning?
Darwan: Right. You adjust a little bit and a little bit. And now I've made myself hungry. I'll go home and make myself a curry.
Darwan: Wendy, how do you know if you put in... Enough salt and pepper when you're making a stew?
Wendy: You taste it.
Darwan: Right. So what do you do when you lose track of which way the car is pointing... When you parallel park?
Wendy: You taste it?
Darwan: You just let the car move back a tiny bit... And see which way it goes. Taste the direction.
Wendy: And then you adjust the seasoning?
Darwan: Right. You adjust a little bit and a little bit. And now I've made myself hungry. I'll go home and make myself a curry.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Business Man: You don't understand how much I envy you. I love nothing more than to live a life of a mind.
Wendy: I'd like something to take my mind off my mind.
Wendy: I'd like something to take my mind off my mind.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Darwan: Pass him. Put on your signal, give it the gas.
Wendy: [she maneuvers smoothly]
Darwan: Very good. You only need a little courage, and a little gas.
Wendy: [she maneuvers smoothly]
Darwan: Very good. You only need a little courage, and a little gas.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Wendy: You know there is a reason some people are alone... Because they deserve to be.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Wendy: Darwan, thank you. I'll be hearing your voice in my head... For a long time.
Darwan: That would please me.
Darwan: That would please me.
Movie: Learning to Drive
Darwan: Wendy... Could we go...? Somewhere we can celebrate, a dinner, please? Or just a coffee sometime, just to chat.
Wendy: I can't.
Darwan: I want to see you again.
Wendy: I know. The trouble is...
Darwan: What? What?
Wendy: You're a good man. You are my faith.
Wendy: I can't.
Darwan: I want to see you again.
Wendy: I know. The trouble is...
Darwan: What? What?
Wendy: You're a good man. You are my faith.
Movie: Learning to Drive
[last lines] Jasleen: [arriving home with groceries]Darwan. I didn't expect you.
Darwan: Jasleen, Maybe I would not work at night anymore. Would you like that?
Jasleen: [big smile]Yes.
Darwan: Jasleen, Maybe I would not work at night anymore. Would you like that?
Jasleen: [big smile]Yes.
Movie: Learning to Drive