Les Mis?®rables Quote

Madame ThÚnardier: [to male customer]I used to dream that I would meet a prince, but God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
ThÚnardier: [defensive as others stare at him]What? What?
Madame ThÚnardier: Master of the house isn't worth my spit. Comforter, philosopher, and life-long shit. Cunning little brain; regular Voltaire. Thinks he's quite a lover, but there's not much there. [All stare at his crotch]
Madame ThÚnardier: [pretending to cry]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse. [She takes the man's purse while he's distracted]
Madame ThÚnardier: [suddenly cheering up]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!

Movie: Les Mis?®rables

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