Lewis Black - Taxed Beyond Belief Quotes
Professor Black: If taxes are so important, and taxes are math, how come nobody in the history of this country has taught taxes in a math class? No! Instead they teach you stuff like Geometry which is no help at all. I still can't play pool!
TV Show: Lewis Black - Taxed Beyond Belief
Professor Black: Just do what I do. Pour yourself a stiff drink. Get into a tub and touch yourself in all of your dirty little places. At least for once it won't be the government screwing with you.
TV Show: Lewis Black - Taxed Beyond Belief