Life of Brian Quote

Pontius Pilate : [ Pilate is going to release a prisoner to the crowd ] People of Jewusalum, [ Evrybody laughs at his speech impairment ]
Pontius Pilate : Wome... is your fwiend! [ They laugh more ]
Pontius Pilate : To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?
Man in crowd : Welease Woger! [ Everybody laughs, and begin to chant, "Welease Woger" ]
Pontius Pilate : Vewy well, I shall... Welease... Woger! [ Everybody laughs ]
Centurion : Uh, we haven't got a "Woger", sir.
Pontius Pilate : Oh, okay. We have no "Woger'! [ They all laugh ]
Man in crowd : Well what about "Wodewick" then? [ They laugh and chant "Welease Wodewick!" ]
Pontius Pilate : Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick! [ the crowd laughs some more ]
Centurion : Sir, there's no "Wodewick".
Pontius Pilate : Who is this "Wodewick" you speak of?
Man in crowd : He's a wobber! [ they laugh ]
Man in crowd : And a wapist! [ more laughter ]
Girl In Crowd : And a pick-pocket! [ Everybody shakes their heads at her and say no ]
Pontius Pilate : He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

Movie: Life of Brian

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