Megas XLR Quotes
Kiva: [staring at thousands of Glorft warriors compared to the two on her side] Look at them all, these odds are awful!
Coop: You're right, it is kind of unfair [powers up Megas and knocks his only ally unconscious]
Coop: NOW, it's fair.
Coop: You're right, it is kind of unfair [powers up Megas and knocks his only ally unconscious]
Coop: NOW, it's fair.
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Coop: I got one word for you, pal: "Game over!"
Kiva, Jamie: [in unison] Two words.
Coop: Whatever.
Kiva, Jamie: [in unison] Two words.
Coop: Whatever.
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Coop: [in a Planet of the Apes style, sees the city in ruins] You maniacs! You blew it up! You blew it all to - wait... hope I didn't do this...
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Kiva: (After Coop bested Kiva's drone with a spectacular wrestling move) My drones! I don't understand how you beat me.
Coop: Yeah .. it kinda ROCKED.[Kiva looks at him]I mean, sorry about that.
Kiva: How did you get to be such a good pilot? [Flashback occurs. Mainly showing Coop sitting by the couch playing video games, he gets older, Jamie comes along and they both get older]
Coop: Yeah .. it kinda ROCKED.[Kiva looks at him]I mean, sorry about that.
Kiva: How did you get to be such a good pilot? [Flashback occurs. Mainly showing Coop sitting by the couch playing video games, he gets older, Jamie comes along and they both get older]
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Kiva: My robot wasn't meant to be a toy for some prehistoric yahoo and his pet monkey-thing!
Jamie: Monkey-thing? MONKEY-THING?! BLAST HER, COOP!!
Jamie: Monkey-thing? MONKEY-THING?! BLAST HER, COOP!!
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Gorrath: Take us into Null Space, so we can effect repairs.
Commander: Hmpf! Don't you mean: "run away because we got our jhorblaks handed to us by one Earther"? (Gorrath glares at him and the Commander shields his own face tentacles) Not the face!
Gorrath: Tread lightly Commander...or you might find yourself at the head of the next assault...WITHOUT A MECH!
Commander: Hmpf! Don't you mean: "run away because we got our jhorblaks handed to us by one Earther"? (Gorrath glares at him and the Commander shields his own face tentacles) Not the face!
Gorrath: Tread lightly Commander...or you might find yourself at the head of the next assault...WITHOUT A MECH!
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R.E.G.I.S. Mark V: The R.E.G.I.S. Mark V is the ultimate fighting machine. Unstoppable, merciless, glorious. No one is safe from the R.E.G.I.S..
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R.E.G.I.S. Mark V: I am the Replicant Engineered for Galactic Infiltration and Sabotage Mark V.
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Kira: First we need to run through all the systems.
Jamie: But that could take hours.
Coop: Could. Won't.
Jamie: But that could take hours.
Coop: Could. Won't.
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R.E.G.I.S. Mark V: Who dares challenge R.E.G.I.S.? R.E.G.I.S. is the destroyer of worlds, consumer of their rubble, bringer of despair. R.E.G.I.S. is- [Gets crushed by Megas]
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R.E.G.I.S. Mark V: The R.E.G.I.S. Mark V is invincible. No weapon forged by such a primitive species can defeat R.E.G.I.S., which is invincible.
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Kiva: [After seeing the R.E.G.I.S. Mark V repeatedly regenerate after being physically beaten down] Just to reiterate: Smashing bad.
Jamie: You know, generally I'm pro-smashing, and I hate to agree with future-girl, but maybe smashing isn't the way to go this time.
Coop: We tried no smashing, and that didn't work. From now on, I'm sticking to my strengths. And smashing is my strengths. I just need to find the right way to smash him.
Jamie: You know, generally I'm pro-smashing, and I hate to agree with future-girl, but maybe smashing isn't the way to go this time.
Coop: We tried no smashing, and that didn't work. From now on, I'm sticking to my strengths. And smashing is my strengths. I just need to find the right way to smash him.
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Coop: All right, you intergalactic snots! You busted up my car show!
Jamie: Yeah!
Coop: You wrecked my friends' rides!
Jamie: Yeah!
Coop: AND! You made me run half a block!
Jamie: Ye- Half a block?
Coop: Now, it's payback time!
Jamie: Yeah!
Coop: You wrecked my friends' rides!
Jamie: Yeah!
Coop: AND! You made me run half a block!
Jamie: Ye- Half a block?
Coop: Now, it's payback time!
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Coop: It's too bad we can't force it to over-eat. I mean, it always does me in.
Jamie: No it doesn't.
Coop: Well, yeah, but regular people get sick if they eat too much.
Jamie: No it doesn't.
Coop: Well, yeah, but regular people get sick if they eat too much.
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Grrkek: I should thank you for releasing me.
Coop: Don't mention it!
Grrkek: Instead I shall destroy you.
Coop: Don't mention it!
Grrkek: Instead I shall destroy you.
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Grrkek: Now you'll see why they call me Grrkek the Planet Killer. [pause] Actually, you'll be too dead to see anything. But you get the idea.
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Coop: First, he smashed my car, which I was going to fix by the way! Then he breaks my videogame-
Jamie: Coop, you broke that.
Coop: I'm on a roll here, man!
Jamie: Coop, you broke that.
Coop: I'm on a roll here, man!
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Gorrath: I must admit that your strategies are strange and cunning...but mostly strange.
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Coop: It takes many years of intensive training to cultivate this kind of refined appetite. [Cutscene of Coop eating tons of food as he grows up] Many years...
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[Coop is accused of being a Bad Guy by the S-Force]
Coop: Who, me? It's just an eating contest. Is it a crime to eat?
Jamie: The way you do it, it should be.
Coop: Who, me? It's just an eating contest. Is it a crime to eat?
Jamie: The way you do it, it should be.
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Ender: Now I am free to conquer and destroy! Or destroy and conquer! Or just destroy!
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Megas’ Dashboard: [Power levels] Low Energy - Fair Amount - Normal - Too Much! - Getting Ridiculous - Are You Kidding?
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Coop: No way! This guy sicked a giant worm-thingy on me, chased my pals around with zombie-robots and made me break a perfectly good Photonic Stabilizer! I'm putting you in a hurt-locker and slam in the door, junkman!
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