Men in Black 3 Quotes
[facing a squad of prison guards]Boris The Animal: It's cold in here. Mind if I open a window? [blasts a hole in the prison wall, causing a vortex]
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Agent K: There are things out there you don't need to know about.
Agent J: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me!
Agent K: I promised the secrets of the universe, nothing more.
Agent J: [on phone]Well, what other secrets are there?
Agent K: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Agent J: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me!
Agent K: I promised the secrets of the universe, nothing more.
Agent J: [on phone]Well, what other secrets are there?
Agent K: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
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Jeffrey Price: Do not lose that time device or you will be stuck in 1969! It wasn't the best time for your people. I'm just saying. It's a lot cooler, now.
Agent J: How will I know if it works?
Jeffrey Price: You'll either know or you won't.
Agent J: How will I know if it works?
Jeffrey Price: You'll either know or you won't.
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[heading upstairs to The Factory, J and K pass two models]Young Agent K: For such an ungainly species, they've really thrived here on Earth.
Agent J: Yeah, I was an agent for three years before I realized all models were aliens. Found out the hard way...
Agent J: Yeah, I was an agent for three years before I realized all models were aliens. Found out the hard way...
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[from trailer]Agent J: Knuckles, you know you're not supposed to be north of Canal Street!
Hood: Who's Knuckles? [a graffiti drawing comes to life in front of the hood]
Knuckles: Relax, punk. They're looking for me, not you!
Agent J: Crazy, right? Two grown men talking to the wall, wall talking back? It's a mess. Hey, don't even worry about it. [flashes the neuralyzer]
Hood: Who's Knuckles? [a graffiti drawing comes to life in front of the hood]
Knuckles: Relax, punk. They're looking for me, not you!
Agent J: Crazy, right? Two grown men talking to the wall, wall talking back? It's a mess. Hey, don't even worry about it. [flashes the neuralyzer]
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Coney Island Hippie: Far out! [touches Boris' motorcycle]
Boris The Younger: If you want to keep that, I wouldn't.
Coney Island Flower Child: Make love, not war!
Boris The Younger: I prefer to do both.
Boris The Younger: If you want to keep that, I wouldn't.
Coney Island Flower Child: Make love, not war!
Boris The Younger: I prefer to do both.
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Agent J: [Neuralizing a crowd of bystanders]Okay, you know how you're on a airplane and the flight attendant asks you to turn your cell phone off? And you're like, I ain't turning my cell phone off. That ain't have nothing to do with no damn airplane. Well, this is what we get. That's what happens. It gets up there, bounces around on the satellite, then blam! Just turn your damn cell phone off. Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight 'cause your GPS don't work.
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Warhol Girl: Andy, Yoko's here to see you.
Andy Warhol: [under his breath]Oh Yoko. [in character]
Andy Warhol: Tell her I'm filming this man eating a hamburger, it's... transcendent. Okay, now the pickle!
Andy Warhol: [under his breath]Oh Yoko. [in character]
Andy Warhol: Tell her I'm filming this man eating a hamburger, it's... transcendent. Okay, now the pickle!
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[from trailer]Agent J: Who are we?
Agent K: We are no-one. Our mission is to monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth.
Agent K: We are no-one. Our mission is to monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth.
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Agent O: Somehow history has been rewritten. There has to be a reason this is happening, and K seems to be in the center of it.
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Coney Island Flower Child: Hey, make love, not war.
Boris The Animal: I prefer to do both.
Boris The Animal: I prefer to do both.
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[K handles an old cellphone]Agent J: That's a big phone. Don't hold it up to your head!
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[Lily holds on to Boris so as not to get sucked into space]Boris The Animal: Sorry, darling. We did love the cake. [lets go of Lily]
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Agent J: [to K]Look, man, promise me that if my time comes you will give me a better speech than what you did for Z...
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Agent J: You know, we been doing some pretty smart stuff over the past day or so, how about we do something stupid? Let's go get some pie!
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[first lines]Prison Guard
1: Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor. I guess one every 40 years is okay.
1: Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor. I guess one every 40 years is okay.
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[from trailer][at the top of the Chrysler Building]Jeffrey Price: [hands J a device]Here, take this, and all you have to do is jump.
Agent J: You want me to jump?
Jeffrey Price: Time jump!
Agent J: You want me to jump?
Jeffrey Price: Time jump!
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Agent J: [looks at an alien fish]Ooh. You look like you come from the planet... Damn.
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Jeffrey Price: This is the real deal. Time-jump gear. Very rare, very old. But first, we gotta get high.
Agent J: Hey. No.
Jeffrey Price: No. No, I mean, really high. [cut to the top of the Chrysler Building]
Agent J: Hey. No.
Jeffrey Price: No. No, I mean, really high. [cut to the top of the Chrysler Building]
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Agent K: [holds up alien]Who's this Splky Bulba for?
Mr. Wu: Nobody... [K hits him]
Mr. Wu: Nobody... [K hits him]
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Obadiah Price: Boris! Boris the Animal! We had a deal, remember?
Boris The Animal: Obadiah Price... yes, I did make you a promise.
Boris The Animal: Obadiah Price... yes, I did make you a promise.
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[repeated line]Agent K: [Cross-checking Agent J while driving]Did you lose something over here hondo?
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Andy Warhol: K, you've got to fake my death. I can't listen to sitar music anymore!
Young Agent K: All right, I'll see what I can do. I'll talk to X. [leaves]
Andy Warhol: K, I can't tell the women from the men!
Young Agent K: All right, I'll see what I can do. I'll talk to X. [leaves]
Andy Warhol: K, I can't tell the women from the men!
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Mom: [J has gone to K's apartment]Can I help you?
Agent J: Uh... K?
Mom: 5K.
Agent J: I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk? [Jay takes a cup of chocolate milk from the daughter and drinks it]
Little Chocolate Milk Girl: Mommy, the President is drinking my milk.
Agent J: [Handing the empty cup back]I'm sorry.
Little Chocolate Milk Girl: He didn't say please.
Agent J: Uh... K?
Mom: 5K.
Agent J: I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk? [Jay takes a cup of chocolate milk from the daughter and drinks it]
Little Chocolate Milk Girl: Mommy, the President is drinking my milk.
Agent J: [Handing the empty cup back]I'm sorry.
Little Chocolate Milk Girl: He didn't say please.
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Agent O: There was a spree of time-travel in the 1960s. It caused issues all over the continuum! So we imprisoned its handler, Obadiah Price, and had it wiped out completely.
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