Metalocalypse Quote
Toki Wartooth: Oh, cool, yous gots a new shipment of custom guitar!
Skwisgaar: Yeah, dis is uh, some designs I'm messings arounds with, uh... dis one is, um, is Swiss Army-tar. Is good guitar for a camping trip, s'got toothpick.
Pickles the Drummer: Yeah, good tone, what's that one right' theere?
Skwisgaar: Uhh, is just an ant farm-itar. They, stills workings on it.
William Murderface: Nice! I'd like to stand on that thing.
Pickles: Yeah, I'd stand on that.
Skwisgaar: Yah, an' this is the Gibson Excalib-itar, you know, and here's my... guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross.
Murderface: Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails, here comes the offended religious weirdos.
Skwisgaar: What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?
Skwisgaar: Yeah, dis is uh, some designs I'm messings arounds with, uh... dis one is, um, is Swiss Army-tar. Is good guitar for a camping trip, s'got toothpick.
Pickles the Drummer: Yeah, good tone, what's that one right' theere?
Skwisgaar: Uhh, is just an ant farm-itar. They, stills workings on it.
William Murderface: Nice! I'd like to stand on that thing.
Pickles: Yeah, I'd stand on that.
Skwisgaar: Yah, an' this is the Gibson Excalib-itar, you know, and here's my... guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross.
Murderface: Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails, here comes the offended religious weirdos.
Skwisgaar: What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?
TV Show: Metalocalypse
