Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Quotes
Vampirus: I call upon Ninjor, keeper of the Temple of Ninja Power!
[A blue laser strikes him from within the temple.]
Ninjor: You are not worthy enough to darken the entrance to this temple.
Vampirus: We'll see who's worthy after I destroy this temple, and you along with it!
Ninjor: Ha! You and what army, you overgrown bat?
Vampirus: No army, just evil friends.
[On the moon.]
Lord Zedd, Rita: Make my monster grow!
[A blue laser strikes him from within the temple.]
Ninjor: You are not worthy enough to darken the entrance to this temple.
Vampirus: We'll see who's worthy after I destroy this temple, and you along with it!
Ninjor: Ha! You and what army, you overgrown bat?
Vampirus: No army, just evil friends.
[On the moon.]
Lord Zedd, Rita: Make my monster grow!
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Lord Zedd: Fools! I am surrounded by complete fools!
Rito: Eddy, Eddy, come on! We'll get 'em next time! Hey, let's see a great, big smile, Ed!
Lord Zedd: "ZEDD!" "Zedd," you snivelling weasel! Z-E-D-D! My name is Lord Zedd!
Rito: Oh, it's "Zedd!" I got it, Ed. Oop, I did it again, sorry.
Rito: Eddy, Eddy, come on! We'll get 'em next time! Hey, let's see a great, big smile, Ed!
Lord Zedd: "ZEDD!" "Zedd," you snivelling weasel! Z-E-D-D! My name is Lord Zedd!
Rito: Oh, it's "Zedd!" I got it, Ed. Oop, I did it again, sorry.
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Ninjor: Congratulations on a job well-done, Power Rangers. Now that you have mastered the art of Ninja Powers, we can join forces to protect the Temple of Power from the evil which inhabits the universe.
Rocky: You got it, Ninjor.
Adam: Yeah, to protect and serve.
Zordon: Ninjor is now in alliance with us. From this day forward, he will answer your call for guidance and help.
Ninjor: We are one now. Simply close your eyes and focus upon our collective energy: that is the Power of Ninja.
Kimberly: And you'll know, just like that?
Ninjor: Just like that. 'Til we meet again, Rangers.
Rocky: You got it, Ninjor.
Adam: Yeah, to protect and serve.
Zordon: Ninjor is now in alliance with us. From this day forward, he will answer your call for guidance and help.
Ninjor: We are one now. Simply close your eyes and focus upon our collective energy: that is the Power of Ninja.
Kimberly: And you'll know, just like that?
Ninjor: Just like that. 'Til we meet again, Rangers.
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[In Kimberly's nightmare.]
Kimberly's Mother's Fiance: You will find that Frenchmen are so much more, how do you say, "complex."
Kimberly's Mother: Oh? And how's that?
Kimberly's Mother's Fiance[evil laughter]: I will show you!
[The fiance transforms into a large mole creature.]
Artist Mole: You are going to love Paris, Kimberly!
Kimberly: No way! Forget it, I'm not going!
Pink Ranger: Au revoir, Kimberly. Have a nice life.
Kimberly's Mother's Fiance: You will find that Frenchmen are so much more, how do you say, "complex."
Kimberly's Mother: Oh? And how's that?
Kimberly's Mother's Fiance[evil laughter]: I will show you!
[The fiance transforms into a large mole creature.]
Artist Mole: You are going to love Paris, Kimberly!
Kimberly: No way! Forget it, I'm not going!
Pink Ranger: Au revoir, Kimberly. Have a nice life.
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Kimberly: You'll never get away with this!
Rito: Sorry, darlin'. Evil versus good, and all that.
Rito: Sorry, darlin'. Evil versus good, and all that.
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Artist Mole: And now to create my masterpiece - "Rangers In Danger!"
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Tommy: Ninjor! We summon you from on high!
Ninjor: You have nothing to fear. Ninjor is here!
Ninjor: You have nothing to fear. Ninjor is here!
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Ninjor: Greetings, my young friends. So very good to see you again. Can Ninjor be of service to you?
Artisimo: Probably not to them, thunder-thighs, but your shade of blue will look good on my palette.
Ninjor: I shall remove the irritant.
Artisimo: Probably not to them, thunder-thighs, but your shade of blue will look good on my palette.
Ninjor: I shall remove the irritant.
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Zordon: Zedd and Rita have brought Artist Mole to life from your subconsciousness, Kimberly. If this is so, only you can destroy it, by facing your fears.
Kimberly: Believe me, I am not afraid of that pathetic Picasso, Zordon.
Zordon: I realize that, Kimberly. I was referring to your anxieties over the possibility of moving far away.
Kimberly: Wow... I guess I am afraid of leaving the Power Rangers and Angel Grove.
Zordon: Kimberly, we all tend to fear the unknown. You must trust that your mother has only your best interests at heart.
Kimberly: Guess you're right. My mom wouldn't let anything bad happen to me. Thanks, Zordon.
Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai. These tender moments always overload my circuits.
Kimberly: Believe me, I am not afraid of that pathetic Picasso, Zordon.
Zordon: I realize that, Kimberly. I was referring to your anxieties over the possibility of moving far away.
Kimberly: Wow... I guess I am afraid of leaving the Power Rangers and Angel Grove.
Zordon: Kimberly, we all tend to fear the unknown. You must trust that your mother has only your best interests at heart.
Kimberly: Guess you're right. My mom wouldn't let anything bad happen to me. Thanks, Zordon.
Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai. These tender moments always overload my circuits.
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Lord Zedd: Once again, you've ruined any chance we had of destroying those meddlesome teenagers!
Rita: Me?! Listen, radiator-face, if you'd only keep out of it...
Lord Zedd: "Radiator-face?" How dare you!
Rita: It's true, you piece of New York rare-steak!
Lord Zedd: At least I'm not a hot dog, like you!
Rita: Me?! Listen, radiator-face, if you'd only keep out of it...
Lord Zedd: "Radiator-face?" How dare you!
Rita: It's true, you piece of New York rare-steak!
Lord Zedd: At least I'm not a hot dog, like you!
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Rito: Those Mighty Morphin Meatheads better watch out, 'cause from this moment on, I'm in charge, and I'm their worst nightmare!
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[Goldar and Lord Zedd are playing football.]
Goldar: Go wide, your Athleticness!
Goldar: Go wide, your Athleticness!
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[Rito has been transformed into a football.]
Lord Zedd: They don't make them like this anymore. Real monster skin.
Lord Zedd: They don't make them like this anymore. Real monster skin.
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Rocky: Zordon, this is Rocky! I'm under attack at the high school football field!
Zordon: I read you, Rocky. I'll have Alpha contact the other Rangers and send them to join you immediately.
Centiback: Zordon? Ha! He's the worst coach of the universe!
Zordon: I read you, Rocky. I'll have Alpha contact the other Rangers and send them to join you immediately.
Centiback: Zordon? Ha! He's the worst coach of the universe!
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Rocky: Ninjor, the other Rangers have been turned into footballs! We have to rescue them!
Ninjor: Football's my favorite sport! Home runs, and baskets, and...
Ninjor: Football's my favorite sport! Home runs, and baskets, and...
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Ninjor: It's fifth and down for you, buddy!
Rocky: No, no, that's fourth and long.
Ninjor: Uh... yeah, what he said!
Rocky: No, no, that's fourth and long.
Ninjor: Uh... yeah, what he said!
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Centiback: Penalty! Too many Rangers on the field!
[Rocky and Ninjor grasp hands victoriously.]
Rocky: Way to go!
Ninjor: Slam dunk!
[Rocky and Ninjor grasp hands victoriously.]
Rocky: Way to go!
Ninjor: Slam dunk!
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Ninjor: Listen up, you overpuffed piece of polystyrene! You're rushing days are over! I'm gonna stop you cold!
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Goldar: Master! The Rangers and Ninjor have destroyed the Centiback!
Lord Zedd: I told you it wouldn't work!
Rita: Me? Whose stupid idea was it to create a football monster?
Finster: Oh, dear. You shouldn't blame each other for what happened.
Rita: That's right!
[Finster shrinks back.]
Lord Zedd, Rita: It was your fault!
[Zedd and Rita begin ranting simultaneously.]
Lord Zedd: I wouldn't have made Centiback if you hadn't dropped that stupid centipede on my football...
Rita: You're the one who made that monster! Your monsters never work! When are you going to start doing something that...
Lord Zedd: I told you it wouldn't work!
Rita: Me? Whose stupid idea was it to create a football monster?
Finster: Oh, dear. You shouldn't blame each other for what happened.
Rita: That's right!
[Finster shrinks back.]
Lord Zedd, Rita: It was your fault!
[Zedd and Rita begin ranting simultaneously.]
Lord Zedd: I wouldn't have made Centiback if you hadn't dropped that stupid centipede on my football...
Rita: You're the one who made that monster! Your monsters never work! When are you going to start doing something that...
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Rita: "Face Stealer," huh? If I had a monster like that, I could get rid of those pathetic Power Prima-Donnas for good!
Lord Zedd: Oh, brilliant idea. Except for one thing: It's a foolish fairy tale!
Rita: How do you know?!
Lord Zedd: You're so gullible, you'll believe anything. Say, I've got a crater on the dark side of the moon I'll sell you cheap!
Lord Zedd: Oh, brilliant idea. Except for one thing: It's a foolish fairy tale!
Rita: How do you know?!
Lord Zedd: You're so gullible, you'll believe anything. Say, I've got a crater on the dark side of the moon I'll sell you cheap!
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Rita: Take Baboo and Squatt to that museum! Bring me the urn with the Face Stealer in it!
Rito: Yes, sir - ma'am!
Rito: Yes, sir - ma'am!
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Tommy: What's the matter?
Rocky: Last time I checked, Squatt and Baboo weren't interested in ancient cultures.
Rocky: Last time I checked, Squatt and Baboo weren't interested in ancient cultures.
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[Rito has just returned to the Palace.]
Rito: Just once, I wish she'd have dinner ready when I get home...
Rito: Just once, I wish she'd have dinner ready when I get home...
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Face Stealer: I am Face Stealer, woken from my silence after five thousand years.
Lord Zedd: You call that a deep sleep? That's a nap where I come from!
Lord Zedd: You call that a deep sleep? That's a nap where I come from!
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[To the Rangers.]
Face Stealer: Stand aside, pathetic humans. I must enter your village and steal faces!
Face Stealer: Stand aside, pathetic humans. I must enter your village and steal faces!
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Face Stealer: The faces of the entire world shall be mine to devour!
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Lord Zedd: You see? You see how things always turn out when you try to take over the world behind my back?!
Rita: Would you just spare me? So it didn't work out perfectly. I don't see you doing any better, Radiator-Face.
Lord Zedd: Why you... coming from a twin-horned witch like you, that's a compliment!
Rita: Would you just spare me? So it didn't work out perfectly. I don't see you doing any better, Radiator-Face.
Lord Zedd: Why you... coming from a twin-horned witch like you, that's a compliment!
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Rita: You've been a good kitty, Katherine. Remind me to give you an extra saucer of milk.
Lord Zedd: Oh, brother.
Rita: Isn't she beautiful, Zeddy?
Lord Zedd: Get that flea-bitten thing away from me!
Lord Zedd: Oh, brother.
Rita: Isn't she beautiful, Zeddy?
Lord Zedd: Get that flea-bitten thing away from me!
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