Mock the Week Quote

Hugh Dennis: The Met Office have issued a weather warning, they've told the weather not to do that again or there will be trouble!
Frankie Boyle: Temperatures could rise to 31 degrees. SHIT, I'VE LEFT MY BABY IN THE CAR!!
Russell Howard: A hurricaine tonight will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality.
Frankie Boyle: A huge depression over Scotland, and now the weather.
Hugh Dennis: So here's the summary: Monday- Shite, Tuesday- Shite, Wednesday- Shite, Thursday- Bollocks.
Frankie Boyle: This part of the country is gonna stay hot and wet for quite some time. Because that's where my girlfriend lives, Oh yeah!
Russell Howard: It was raining cats and dogs last night. I should know, I was throwing them off my roof.
Gina Yashere: What are you watching me for? Look out the fucking window!
Frankie Boyle: What do you care what the weather's like? You look shit in all your clothes!

TV Show: Mock the Week

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