Mock the Week Quote
Frankie Boyle: Ron had been suffering from Swine Flu and people were avoiding him. Luckily he was ginger and he was use to it.
Hugh Dennis: I don't know why you're so upset Harry. The original Dumbledore died three films ago and no-one gave a shit.
Russell Howard: Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe? No Edmund, we found your porn stash.
Lucy Porter: No, Harry, it's not a five headed dog, It's Girls Aloud!
Hugh Dennis: I am Aslan. Formed by the merger of ASDA and Matalan.
Frankie Boyle: We had only been there for a day, but to us it felt like fifteen years. That's Birmingham!
Andy Parsons: Welcome to Moordoor. Twinned with Swansea.
Greg Davies: (hugging Lucy Porter) This will never work, Frodo.
Frankie Boyle: I'm not a dwarf, I'm a lesbian!
Hugh Dennis: I don't know why you're so upset Harry. The original Dumbledore died three films ago and no-one gave a shit.
Russell Howard: Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe? No Edmund, we found your porn stash.
Lucy Porter: No, Harry, it's not a five headed dog, It's Girls Aloud!
Hugh Dennis: I am Aslan. Formed by the merger of ASDA and Matalan.
Frankie Boyle: We had only been there for a day, but to us it felt like fifteen years. That's Birmingham!
Andy Parsons: Welcome to Moordoor. Twinned with Swansea.
Greg Davies: (hugging Lucy Porter) This will never work, Frodo.
Frankie Boyle: I'm not a dwarf, I'm a lesbian!
TV Show: Mock the Week
