Mock the Week Quote
Frankie Boyle: I'm Adrian Chiles, and I was shocked by the new "Shrek" film. I've not been paid for it, but I seem to be starring in it!
Hugh Dennis: Consumer scams are on the increase. If you would like find out how to stop them, send us your name and address, your date of birth, and your mother's maiden name.
Russell Howard: I've just found out my jumper is made by Indian slave children. Can I just say they did a wonderful job?
Frankie Boyle: Next, we speak to Barbara, who was devastated when she bought Daniel Bedingfield tickets that turned out to be genuine.
Hugh Dennis: At first the company seemd willing to compromise. Then we sent them a letter from Nicky Campbell and they told us to fuck off.
Andy Parsons: I won't be on the show next week because I'm going off to Nigeria to pick up my lottery winnings.
Frankie Boyle: Last week, we said that we were going to expose London's security scene. This week we say there's been a misunderstanding, could I please have my kids back?
Russell Howard: On closer inspection, Mrs. Wilkins, you're hamster's jacuzzi would appear to be a food blender.
Frankie Boyle: Hi, I'm Nicky Campbell, and I've been plowing through the usual five sacks of hate mail to find this letter complaining about washing powder.
Hugh Dennis: Today, as I stand before you penniless in the last clothes I own, we ask, "Is divorce biased in favor of the greedy bitch who left me?"
Russell Howard: We got there, the weather were crap, the food were crap, the locals were racist, what a bloody brilliant holiday!
Adam Hills: Of the half-dozen condoms we tested, all but two burst in my stomach.
Frankie Boyle: I'm Anne Robinson, and without plastic surgery, I'd look like E.T.'s balls.
Hugh Dennis: Consumer scams are on the increase. If you would like find out how to stop them, send us your name and address, your date of birth, and your mother's maiden name.
Russell Howard: I've just found out my jumper is made by Indian slave children. Can I just say they did a wonderful job?
Frankie Boyle: Next, we speak to Barbara, who was devastated when she bought Daniel Bedingfield tickets that turned out to be genuine.
Hugh Dennis: At first the company seemd willing to compromise. Then we sent them a letter from Nicky Campbell and they told us to fuck off.
Andy Parsons: I won't be on the show next week because I'm going off to Nigeria to pick up my lottery winnings.
Frankie Boyle: Last week, we said that we were going to expose London's security scene. This week we say there's been a misunderstanding, could I please have my kids back?
Russell Howard: On closer inspection, Mrs. Wilkins, you're hamster's jacuzzi would appear to be a food blender.
Frankie Boyle: Hi, I'm Nicky Campbell, and I've been plowing through the usual five sacks of hate mail to find this letter complaining about washing powder.
Hugh Dennis: Today, as I stand before you penniless in the last clothes I own, we ask, "Is divorce biased in favor of the greedy bitch who left me?"
Russell Howard: We got there, the weather were crap, the food were crap, the locals were racist, what a bloody brilliant holiday!
Adam Hills: Of the half-dozen condoms we tested, all but two burst in my stomach.
Frankie Boyle: I'm Anne Robinson, and without plastic surgery, I'd look like E.T.'s balls.
TV Show: Mock the Week
