Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: Oh, they've called in the video referee. Which is better: "Alien" or "Predator"?
Andy Parsons: AH, YES, AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL UPPER CUT, AND ANOTHER ONE, BUT HEY, THE DJ IS STILL NOT GONNA CHANGE THE TRACK FROM STEVEN GERARD!
Frankie Boyle: Jimmy White holding up the queue there, as he collapses at the till at Oddbends.
Russell Howard: Welcome to Robot Wars. Cruncher, ready! Stephen Hawking, (as Hawking) ready.
Adam Hills: And England have won The Ashes. (crowd boos)
Frankie Boyle: It's the women's 100 meters final, and from left to right, it's: no, no, yes, maybe, from behind, (shakes head), definitely not.
Russell Howard: The queen smashes Camilla in the face, and Prince Phillip hits her with a hammer! This is what I call a royal rumble.
Frankie Boyle: Venus Williams has brought something different to the ladies' game: male genitalia.
Hugh Dennis: Ah, he's great with a dead ball. When I had one, I had to sit down for a week.
Alun Cochrane: And I think that massive widescreen close-up of the wedgie goes someway to explaining why we don't normally televise judo.
Frankie Boyle: And that bloody smear is the reason you don't see a lot of streakers in Formula 1.
Russell Howard: Some people are on the pitch. They think it's all over...it is now, the Chinese Secret Police have shot them!
Hugh Dennis: Well, he's finally got his head down, his hands are fimly over the shaft, which is why I'm handing over to John Inferdales.
Frankie Boyle: Overpaid, Overpaid knocks it over to Overrated, Overrated on to Possible Rapist, POSSIBLE RAPIST KNOCKS IT FORWARD, CLOSET GAY... GOOOOOOAL!
Andy Parsons: AH, YES, AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL UPPER CUT, AND ANOTHER ONE, BUT HEY, THE DJ IS STILL NOT GONNA CHANGE THE TRACK FROM STEVEN GERARD!
Frankie Boyle: Jimmy White holding up the queue there, as he collapses at the till at Oddbends.
Russell Howard: Welcome to Robot Wars. Cruncher, ready! Stephen Hawking, (as Hawking) ready.
Adam Hills: And England have won The Ashes. (crowd boos)
Frankie Boyle: It's the women's 100 meters final, and from left to right, it's: no, no, yes, maybe, from behind, (shakes head), definitely not.
Russell Howard: The queen smashes Camilla in the face, and Prince Phillip hits her with a hammer! This is what I call a royal rumble.
Frankie Boyle: Venus Williams has brought something different to the ladies' game: male genitalia.
Hugh Dennis: Ah, he's great with a dead ball. When I had one, I had to sit down for a week.
Alun Cochrane: And I think that massive widescreen close-up of the wedgie goes someway to explaining why we don't normally televise judo.
Frankie Boyle: And that bloody smear is the reason you don't see a lot of streakers in Formula 1.
Russell Howard: Some people are on the pitch. They think it's all over...it is now, the Chinese Secret Police have shot them!
Hugh Dennis: Well, he's finally got his head down, his hands are fimly over the shaft, which is why I'm handing over to John Inferdales.
Frankie Boyle: Overpaid, Overpaid knocks it over to Overrated, Overrated on to Possible Rapist, POSSIBLE RAPIST KNOCKS IT FORWARD, CLOSET GAY... GOOOOOOAL!
TV Show: Mock the Week
