Mock the Week Quote
Frankie Boyle: I don't want you to think of me as a psychiatrist, I want you to think of me as a mental patient who killed the psychiatrist before you got here.
Hugh Dennis: You think you are a potato? On the couch, please.
Ed Byrne: Welcome to your first session of Freudian analysis. What seems to be the penis?
Frankie Boyle: Well you say that you're paranoid, but I have a report here that says you looked very relaxed in the bath this morning.
Andy Parsons: Oh yes, I can see why you fancy your mother. She's something of a fox!
Russell Howard: I see you've tried to commit suicide five times. Your dad was right. You are useless.
Frankie Boyle: You've been coming here for six months to talk about your trust issues... while we've been filming you for "Britain's Nuttiest Bastards"!
Hugh Dennis: Yes, I think your parents caused you problems from an early age, Clitorina.
Stewart Francis: Your thoughts that you are horrifically unattractive are all in your mind... Mr. Johnson?
Russell Howard: Okay, word association. I'm gonna say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that pops into your breasts.
Ed Byrne: That's really interesting. You mind if I use some of this stuff as lyrics for my band?
Frankie Boyle: You have an emotional problem and a very low IQ. I'm prescribing "Hollyoaks".
Ed Byrne: Oh, that's a classic dream. It means you're a pedophile.
Russell Howard: I want you to go to your happy place. Judging by the size of you, that's probaly Greggs.
Hugh Dennis: You think you are a potato? On the couch, please.
Ed Byrne: Welcome to your first session of Freudian analysis. What seems to be the penis?
Frankie Boyle: Well you say that you're paranoid, but I have a report here that says you looked very relaxed in the bath this morning.
Andy Parsons: Oh yes, I can see why you fancy your mother. She's something of a fox!
Russell Howard: I see you've tried to commit suicide five times. Your dad was right. You are useless.
Frankie Boyle: You've been coming here for six months to talk about your trust issues... while we've been filming you for "Britain's Nuttiest Bastards"!
Hugh Dennis: Yes, I think your parents caused you problems from an early age, Clitorina.
Stewart Francis: Your thoughts that you are horrifically unattractive are all in your mind... Mr. Johnson?
Russell Howard: Okay, word association. I'm gonna say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that pops into your breasts.
Ed Byrne: That's really interesting. You mind if I use some of this stuff as lyrics for my band?
Frankie Boyle: You have an emotional problem and a very low IQ. I'm prescribing "Hollyoaks".
Ed Byrne: Oh, that's a classic dream. It means you're a pedophile.
Russell Howard: I want you to go to your happy place. Judging by the size of you, that's probaly Greggs.
TV Show: Mock the Week
