Mock the Week Quote
Frankie Boyle: 2007's winner Leon Jackson is still selling records... at his Saturday job at HMV Pasley.
Stewart Francis: Of course it's not a freak show! Now get your siamese twin asses on that stage and you nail "Papa Don't Preach"!
Frankie Boyle: Two crosses light up and the crowd cheers... as Stavros Flatly are crucified in flames.
Russell Howard: (old lady voice) Hello, I'm Rita, I'm 87 and I'm gonna do keepy up with me boobs. (starts jumping) I'm like bloody Ronaldo, look at me go!
Ed Byrne: Ok, you're right. I don't really have any talent, but I'm kind of cute. I'm Kylie Minogue's sister, for God's sake!
Frankie Boyle: What a hilarious singing dog... Susan Boyle is.
Hugh Dennis: When you said you were going to saw a woman in half... I thought you were a magician.
Ed Byrne: My family aren't going to believe it when they see it on TV. They think I'm dead!
Andy Parsons: Hello I'm Susan Boyle and I wanna say hello to my brother Frankie. (waves to the camera)
Frankie Boyle: Susan Boyle is not related to me. None of my relatives will ever manage to chisel their way out of that cellar.
Hugh Dennis: I am an escapologist. Today, I have escaped from Broadmoor!
Frankie Boyle: Next on ITV4, it's ITV3's coverage of ITV2's making of documentary about the coverage on ITV4.
Andy Parsons: Hello, I'm Billy Cock and this is my partner Brian Balls! And togther we are... Billy and Brian!
Frankie Boyle: That was a beautiful song... until you fucking sang it.
Stewart Francis: Of course it's not a freak show! Now get your siamese twin asses on that stage and you nail "Papa Don't Preach"!
Frankie Boyle: Two crosses light up and the crowd cheers... as Stavros Flatly are crucified in flames.
Russell Howard: (old lady voice) Hello, I'm Rita, I'm 87 and I'm gonna do keepy up with me boobs. (starts jumping) I'm like bloody Ronaldo, look at me go!
Ed Byrne: Ok, you're right. I don't really have any talent, but I'm kind of cute. I'm Kylie Minogue's sister, for God's sake!
Frankie Boyle: What a hilarious singing dog... Susan Boyle is.
Hugh Dennis: When you said you were going to saw a woman in half... I thought you were a magician.
Ed Byrne: My family aren't going to believe it when they see it on TV. They think I'm dead!
Andy Parsons: Hello I'm Susan Boyle and I wanna say hello to my brother Frankie. (waves to the camera)
Frankie Boyle: Susan Boyle is not related to me. None of my relatives will ever manage to chisel their way out of that cellar.
Hugh Dennis: I am an escapologist. Today, I have escaped from Broadmoor!
Frankie Boyle: Next on ITV4, it's ITV3's coverage of ITV2's making of documentary about the coverage on ITV4.
Andy Parsons: Hello, I'm Billy Cock and this is my partner Brian Balls! And togther we are... Billy and Brian!
Frankie Boyle: That was a beautiful song... until you fucking sang it.
TV Show: Mock the Week
