Mock the Week Quote
Andy Parsons: And here are the British ice dance pair Heather Mills and John Sargent.
Russell Howard: And now over to bobsled. Bob, how's the curling?
Ed Byrne: And while we wait to get them set up there, let's pan the camera there. Beautiful scenery. Look, there's a herd of moose. No, that's the Rumanian women's ice hockey team.
Hugh Dennis: This is the big hill. Oh, that's long! That's very long! He's gonna wish he's done his fly's up!
Kevin Bridges: It's 1 AM in the UK, you're watching the women's figure skating. Why not just bite the bullet and turn to Television X for the 10 minute preview?
Andy Parsons: And Britain goes away with two golds, two silver and a bronze. Well, that'll teach the Austrians a lesson for leaving their locker open.
Chris Addison: And the conditions here reaching a bitter minus 20 degrees Centigrade. The British hopeful from Newcastle has put on a second string vest.
Kevin Bridges: You're watching the women's curling... men's curling... women's... you're watching the curling!
Andy Parsons: No one has more experience than him. What a wonderful games it's been so far for Pingu.
Ed Byrne: And the conditions are perfect, aren't they, John? Yes, they are, Bob. I haven't seen much this white powder since that stag weekend in a hotel in Bangkok.
Hugh Dennis: Oh, and that's what ice hockey is all about: a man having his head repeatedly smashed into a glass wall!
Russell Howard: The ski jump will start as soon as the British skier takes his hand off the side and stops crying.
Andy Parsons: And there, the skier's surprisingly stopped off halfway for a mold wine and a shit.
Russell Howard: And now over to bobsled. Bob, how's the curling?
Ed Byrne: And while we wait to get them set up there, let's pan the camera there. Beautiful scenery. Look, there's a herd of moose. No, that's the Rumanian women's ice hockey team.
Hugh Dennis: This is the big hill. Oh, that's long! That's very long! He's gonna wish he's done his fly's up!
Kevin Bridges: It's 1 AM in the UK, you're watching the women's figure skating. Why not just bite the bullet and turn to Television X for the 10 minute preview?
Andy Parsons: And Britain goes away with two golds, two silver and a bronze. Well, that'll teach the Austrians a lesson for leaving their locker open.
Chris Addison: And the conditions here reaching a bitter minus 20 degrees Centigrade. The British hopeful from Newcastle has put on a second string vest.
Kevin Bridges: You're watching the women's curling... men's curling... women's... you're watching the curling!
Andy Parsons: No one has more experience than him. What a wonderful games it's been so far for Pingu.
Ed Byrne: And the conditions are perfect, aren't they, John? Yes, they are, Bob. I haven't seen much this white powder since that stag weekend in a hotel in Bangkok.
Hugh Dennis: Oh, and that's what ice hockey is all about: a man having his head repeatedly smashed into a glass wall!
Russell Howard: The ski jump will start as soon as the British skier takes his hand off the side and stops crying.
Andy Parsons: And there, the skier's surprisingly stopped off halfway for a mold wine and a shit.
TV Show: Mock the Week
