Mock the Week Quote
Russell Howard: I tell you what, that Nelson Mandela's a bit of a dick.
Andy Parsons: And on comes the sub for North Korea. And it's torpedoed the opposition!
Russell Howard: The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
Andy Parsons: And the English fans are taunting the American fans by holding up an oil-covered pelican.
Hugh Dennis: England, of course, are being sponsored by Tesco Online, which is why John Terry has been replaced by three ripe avacados.
Russell Howard: Yes, Emanuel Adebayor, I understand exactly what you're saying.
Andy Parsons: And on comes the sub for North Korea. And it's torpedoed the opposition!
Russell Howard: The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
Andy Parsons: And the English fans are taunting the American fans by holding up an oil-covered pelican.
Hugh Dennis: England, of course, are being sponsored by Tesco Online, which is why John Terry has been replaced by three ripe avacados.
Russell Howard: Yes, Emanuel Adebayor, I understand exactly what you're saying.
TV Show: Mock the Week
