Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: To keep them cool, the testes of the male homosapiens are on the outside. Should he put them back in his trousers?
Russell Howard: Wayne lives 3 miles away from Kaylie and Martin lives 6 miles away from Wayne. Who got her pregnant?
Ed Byrne: If an oil well is spilling out oils at 50,000 barrels a day, how do you stop it? Really. How do you stop it?
Andy Parsons: If you mix blue and yellow, how crap is your government?
Russell Howard: If you removed a man's lower intestine and stretched it as far as it could go, how angry would he be?
Andy Parsons: A car is travelling at a constant speed of 70 miles per hour along the M25. In what imaginary universe are they in fact driving?
Russell Howard: Henry VIII loved the bitches. Discuss.
Ed Byrne: Chemistry: What's that smell?
Hugh Dennis: Nelson lost an arm and an eye. Why didn't he call Claims Direct?
Andy Parsons: Your mum's a slag. Discuss.
Russell Howard: Wayne lives 3 miles away from Kaylie and Martin lives 6 miles away from Wayne. Who got her pregnant?
Ed Byrne: If an oil well is spilling out oils at 50,000 barrels a day, how do you stop it? Really. How do you stop it?
Andy Parsons: If you mix blue and yellow, how crap is your government?
Russell Howard: If you removed a man's lower intestine and stretched it as far as it could go, how angry would he be?
Andy Parsons: A car is travelling at a constant speed of 70 miles per hour along the M25. In what imaginary universe are they in fact driving?
Russell Howard: Henry VIII loved the bitches. Discuss.
Ed Byrne: Chemistry: What's that smell?
Hugh Dennis: Nelson lost an arm and an eye. Why didn't he call Claims Direct?
Andy Parsons: Your mum's a slag. Discuss.
TV Show: Mock the Week
