Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: If you're into naked gardening, here's a tip: Be careful what you do with the (in a high voice) shears.
Russell Howard: And that, folks, is how you get rid of a body.
Andy Parsons: Last year, I couldn't be bothered to dig up my garden, so I phoned up "Time Team" and told them I'd just found a Roman coin.
Russell Howard: And now over to our lawnmower expert, Stumpy Jeff. (holding his fists up) Hi, guys!
Ed Byrne: You see, David here has got some nice bogia, and Jemima has got some nice hydragia, and I've got Chlamydia.
Hugh Dennis: Well, that's all for this week. I'm off home to plant my seeds. My wife's ovulating and I don't want to miss my slot.
Russell Howard: (as an old woman) Why grow flowers when you can steal them from a traffic black spot?
Russell Howard: And that, folks, is how you get rid of a body.
Andy Parsons: Last year, I couldn't be bothered to dig up my garden, so I phoned up "Time Team" and told them I'd just found a Roman coin.
Russell Howard: And now over to our lawnmower expert, Stumpy Jeff. (holding his fists up) Hi, guys!
Ed Byrne: You see, David here has got some nice bogia, and Jemima has got some nice hydragia, and I've got Chlamydia.
Hugh Dennis: Well, that's all for this week. I'm off home to plant my seeds. My wife's ovulating and I don't want to miss my slot.
Russell Howard: (as an old woman) Why grow flowers when you can steal them from a traffic black spot?
TV Show: Mock the Week
