Mock the Week Quote

Andy Parsons: We asked 100 people, name something you eat with a spoon, and the top answer was: "Piss off, I'm busy".
Andy Parsons: So, Noel, your soul for a ressurected career. Deal or No Deal?
Hugh Dennis: You have one lifeline left. That's calling your country's goverment to see whether they will accept our demands.
Hugh Dennis: So this question for 100 pounds: What is your PIN number?
Andy Parsons: I'm Dale Winton, and you've got to be in it to win it. And by that, of couse, I mean my bottom.
Patrick Kielty: £60 for half a pound of coke. Deal or no deal?
Jack Whitehall: [Shifty] Deal.

TV Show: Mock the Week

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