Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: Tonight, I'm going to be climbing a stepladder.
Greg Davies: (in an off-key voice) You're right! I really can't sing! Thanks!
Milton Jones: I'd like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine who got run over last week and is in hospital. (Singing) The wheels of the bus go round and round...
Seann Walsh: I've got an ability that no one else on this planet has. That's Ant, that's Dec.
Andy Parsons: It was like Elvis was in the building. You're fat and there's a stench of death.
Chris Addison: Now, Peter, it's not what everyone would call entertainment, but you are one hell of an assassin!
Hugh Dennis: I thought you hit the high notes really, really well. Be interesting to see if you can still do that when I haven't got your nuts in a clamp.
Greg Davies: Oh, where's my double act partner? Oh, he's in here. (takes the mic to his groin and sings "Feelings")
Hugh Dennis: When you said you were gonna ride a donkey...
Andy Parsons: Yes, I have been on the show before. I was once trapped in somebody else's underpants going, (singing) Feelings...
Chris Addison: That was an exceptional performance and the way you have overcome your blindness is truly inspirational. But this is a chip shop, the "X Factor" audition is next door.
Seann Walsh: (as Michael MacIntyre) I'm going to be honest with you, I think you're all terrible, okay? All of you, you're completely dreadful. I don't know what you're doing, especially you, Hasselhoff. What have you done since "Baywatch"?
Hugh Dennis: As well as that, I can also unzip the top of me head, it's where I keep me pajamas.
Andy Parsons: I know you said you were a Gary Glitter tribute act, but we weren't expecting you to do that!
Greg Davies: (in an off-key voice) You're right! I really can't sing! Thanks!
Milton Jones: I'd like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine who got run over last week and is in hospital. (Singing) The wheels of the bus go round and round...
Seann Walsh: I've got an ability that no one else on this planet has. That's Ant, that's Dec.
Andy Parsons: It was like Elvis was in the building. You're fat and there's a stench of death.
Chris Addison: Now, Peter, it's not what everyone would call entertainment, but you are one hell of an assassin!
Hugh Dennis: I thought you hit the high notes really, really well. Be interesting to see if you can still do that when I haven't got your nuts in a clamp.
Greg Davies: Oh, where's my double act partner? Oh, he's in here. (takes the mic to his groin and sings "Feelings")
Hugh Dennis: When you said you were gonna ride a donkey...
Andy Parsons: Yes, I have been on the show before. I was once trapped in somebody else's underpants going, (singing) Feelings...
Chris Addison: That was an exceptional performance and the way you have overcome your blindness is truly inspirational. But this is a chip shop, the "X Factor" audition is next door.
Seann Walsh: (as Michael MacIntyre) I'm going to be honest with you, I think you're all terrible, okay? All of you, you're completely dreadful. I don't know what you're doing, especially you, Hasselhoff. What have you done since "Baywatch"?
Hugh Dennis: As well as that, I can also unzip the top of me head, it's where I keep me pajamas.
Andy Parsons: I know you said you were a Gary Glitter tribute act, but we weren't expecting you to do that!
TV Show: Mock the Week
