Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: The Russians had Lemsip. The Americans had Night Nurse. This was The Cold War.
Ed Byrne: And it was in this humble florists that The War of The Roses began.
Andy Parsons: Guy Fawkes' bit to blow up the House of Parliament when he realized his body was made of jumpers and his head was an old football.
Chris Addison: Tonight on "Bruce Forsyth's History of Britain": (As Bruce) "Bo to Sea, To Sea Bo"!
Hugh Dennis: Horatio Nelson: One arm, one eye. A tragic example of what can happen if you fall asleep and someone finds your organ donor card.
Diane Morgan: Welcome to "Biggest Historical Boobs" with me, Katie Price.
Chris Addison: Tonight, I intend to find out exactly what did happen to Hitler's other ball, and my search begins right here, in the Albert Hall.
Micky Flanagan: And on "Time Team" tonight, we're in Stratford-On-Avon, where we've uncovered loads of monkey skeletons and some typewriters.
Andy Parsons: When Hitler started writing "Mein Kampf", he intended it to be a lighthearted romp called "Carry On Kampfing".
Chris Addison: John F. Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon. If history teaches us anything it's that if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
Micky Flanagan: To be honest, I'm not interested all this old nonsense, really. But in the end of "Blackadder", the world's been fairly odd.
Ed Byrne: It's hard to believe that this crumbling old ruin presented "Weakest Link" for as long as she did.
Chris Addison: Of course, the Bronze Age was the third best age in history.
Hugh Dennis: And now the documentary that every Channel 5 commisioner has dreamt of: "Did Hitler Sink The Titanic?"
Andy Parsons: We've been digging in this field in Hampshire for three weeks and we've found this one pi
Ed Byrne: And it was in this humble florists that The War of The Roses began.
Andy Parsons: Guy Fawkes' bit to blow up the House of Parliament when he realized his body was made of jumpers and his head was an old football.
Chris Addison: Tonight on "Bruce Forsyth's History of Britain": (As Bruce) "Bo to Sea, To Sea Bo"!
Hugh Dennis: Horatio Nelson: One arm, one eye. A tragic example of what can happen if you fall asleep and someone finds your organ donor card.
Diane Morgan: Welcome to "Biggest Historical Boobs" with me, Katie Price.
Chris Addison: Tonight, I intend to find out exactly what did happen to Hitler's other ball, and my search begins right here, in the Albert Hall.
Micky Flanagan: And on "Time Team" tonight, we're in Stratford-On-Avon, where we've uncovered loads of monkey skeletons and some typewriters.
Andy Parsons: When Hitler started writing "Mein Kampf", he intended it to be a lighthearted romp called "Carry On Kampfing".
Chris Addison: John F. Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon. If history teaches us anything it's that if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
Micky Flanagan: To be honest, I'm not interested all this old nonsense, really. But in the end of "Blackadder", the world's been fairly odd.
Ed Byrne: It's hard to believe that this crumbling old ruin presented "Weakest Link" for as long as she did.
Chris Addison: Of course, the Bronze Age was the third best age in history.
Hugh Dennis: And now the documentary that every Channel 5 commisioner has dreamt of: "Did Hitler Sink The Titanic?"
Andy Parsons: We've been digging in this field in Hampshire for three weeks and we've found this one pi
TV Show: Mock the Week
