Mock the Week Quote

Stewart Francis: Worry not, Procrastination Man is here! Where is everybody? What's with all the blood? (walks back, whistling)
Andy Parsons: Catwoman, what did I tell you about not shitting in next door's garden?
Hugh Dennis: I am Big Society Man. I could do it for you, but I'd rather you do it for yourself.
Chris Addison: Prepare to meet a new breed of sex change superhero in "The Ex-Men"!
Ava Vidal: Yes, I do believe a man can fly, but only if he's carrying under 100 mil.
Stewart Francis: I am Parking Review Man! (Hugh Dennis walks behind him) Where's my check?
Chris Addison: Wow, Iron Man, how did you get all the creases out?
Seann Walsh: Uh, just call the police.
Andy Parsons: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well if you don't know that, what the hell are you doing in air traffic control?!
Hugh Dennis: What use is a spider web against me, Duster Man and Hoover Boy?
Chris Addison: Hello! I'm Batman Begins!
Andy Parsons: I'm sexist, I'm racist, and I drive like an arsehole. I am White Van Man!
Stewart Francis: Should I- Do I- Should I Do-

TV Show: Mock the Week

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