Monsters, Inc. Quotes
Sulley : Mike, this isn't Boo's door.
Mike : Boo? What's Boo?
Sulley : That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
Mike : Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me... [ Mike pauses, realizing that they suddenly have the attention of the entire scare floor ]
Mike : Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical. [ singing ]
Mike : Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers.
Mike : Boo? What's Boo?
Sulley : That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
Mike : Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me... [ Mike pauses, realizing that they suddenly have the attention of the entire scare floor ]
Mike : Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical. [ singing ]
Mike : Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers.
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Randall : Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?
Mike : I get a time out?
Randall : Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be...
Mike : ...Painted?
Randall : EMPTY! I'll be empty, you idiot! See that clock?When the big hand is pointing up... [ forces Mike's arm up ]
Randall : and the little hand is pointing up... [ forces the other arm up ]
Randall : the door will be in my station. But when the big hand is pointing down... [ forces Mike's arm down ]
Randall : the door will be gone. You have until then to put the kid back. Get the picture?
Mike : I get a time out?
Randall : Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be...
Mike : ...Painted?
Randall : EMPTY! I'll be empty, you idiot! See that clock?When the big hand is pointing up... [ forces Mike's arm up ]
Randall : and the little hand is pointing up... [ forces the other arm up ]
Randall : the door will be in my station. But when the big hand is pointing down... [ forces Mike's arm down ]
Randall : the door will be gone. You have until then to put the kid back. Get the picture?
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[ Sulley's alarm clock clicks, and Mike impersonates the radio announcer ]
Mike : Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6: 00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley. [ Mike honks a horn right in Sulley's face ]
Sulley : Ahhhhh.
Mike : Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6: 00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley. [ Mike honks a horn right in Sulley's face ]
Sulley : Ahhhhh.
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[ Mike and Sulley watch a commercial featuring them, but Mike is covered over by the Monsters Inc. logo ]
Mike : I can't believe it...
Sulley : Oh, Mike...
Mike : I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I'm a natural.
Mike : I can't believe it...
Sulley : Oh, Mike...
Mike : I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I'm a natural.
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[ Mike and Sulley at a crosswalk next to a giant monster ]
Sulley : Hey, Ted! Good morning! [ Ted clucks; light changes and they cross ]
Sulley : See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work.
Mike : Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.
Sulley : Hey, Ted! Good morning! [ Ted clucks; light changes and they cross ]
Sulley : See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work.
Mike : Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.
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[ Mike complains to Sulley about Randall ]
Mike : One of these days I am really... going to let you teach that guy a lesson.
Mike : One of these days I am really... going to let you teach that guy a lesson.
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Mike : Can I borrow your odorant?
Sulley : Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
Mike : You got, uh, Low Tide?
Sulley : No.
Mike : How about Wet Dog?
Sulley : Yep. Stink it up.
Sulley : Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
Mike : You got, uh, Low Tide?
Sulley : No.
Mike : How about Wet Dog?
Sulley : Yep. Stink it up.
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Roz : Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?
Mike : Well, as a matter of fact...
Roz : Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once. [ Mike smiles innocently ]
Roz : Your stunned silence is very reassuring.
Mike : Well, as a matter of fact...
Roz : Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once. [ Mike smiles innocently ]
Roz : Your stunned silence is very reassuring.
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Celia : Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays - well, not a lot of birthdays but this is the best birthday ever. [ Mike stares lovingly at her ]
Celia : What are you looking at?
Mike : I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked.
Celia : [ shyly ] Stop it.
Mike : Your hair was shorter then.
Celia : Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut. [ the snakes in Celia's hair squeal with fear ]
Mike : No-no, I like it this length. [ the snakes sigh in relief ]
Mike : I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?
Celia : What did you say?
Mike : I said... [ Just then, Sulley's face appears in the window behind Celia ]
Mike : Sulley?
Celia : Sulley?
Celia : What are you looking at?
Mike : I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked.
Celia : [ shyly ] Stop it.
Mike : Your hair was shorter then.
Celia : Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut. [ the snakes in Celia's hair squeal with fear ]
Mike : No-no, I like it this length. [ the snakes sigh in relief ]
Mike : I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?
Celia : What did you say?
Mike : I said... [ Just then, Sulley's face appears in the window behind Celia ]
Mike : Sulley?
Celia : Sulley?
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Sulley : Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous.
Mike : Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me.
Mike : Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me.
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[ Boo, in disguise, walks up to Mr. Waternoose ]
Henry J. Waternoose : Well hello, little one. Where did you come from?
Sulley : Mr. Waternoose.
Henry J. Waternoose : Ah, James. Is this one yours?
Sulley : Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir.
Mike : Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day".
Henry J. Waternoose : Hmm, must have missed the memo.
Henry J. Waternoose : Well hello, little one. Where did you come from?
Sulley : Mr. Waternoose.
Henry J. Waternoose : Ah, James. Is this one yours?
Sulley : Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir.
Mike : Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day".
Henry J. Waternoose : Hmm, must have missed the memo.
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Randall : If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder.
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[ Boo, scared of the closet, shows Sully a picture ]
Sulley : Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall's your monster. You think he's gonna come out of the closet and scare you? [ Opens closet and walks inside ]
Sulley : Look, it's empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty.
Sulley : Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall's your monster. You think he's gonna come out of the closet and scare you? [ Opens closet and walks inside ]
Sulley : Look, it's empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty.
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Sulley : Mike, that's not her door.
Mike : What are you talking about? Of course it's her door. It's her door.
Sulley : No. Her door was white and it had flowers on it.
Mike : No. It must've dark last night because this is its door. [ Mike opens the door. A bright light and polka music emanate from the room ]
Mike : (to Boo) You hear that? Sounds like fun in there. Well, see ya kid. Send me a postcard. That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowsi-You-Got-Your-Life-Back-Lane.
Boo : Mowki Kowski.
Mike : Very good. Now bon voyage. See ya. [ Mike waves a stick in front of Boo as if she were a dog ]
Mike : Look at the stick. See the stick? [ Mike throws the stick through the door ]
Mike : Got get the stick. Go fetch.
Mike : What are you talking about? Of course it's her door. It's her door.
Sulley : No. Her door was white and it had flowers on it.
Mike : No. It must've dark last night because this is its door. [ Mike opens the door. A bright light and polka music emanate from the room ]
Mike : (to Boo) You hear that? Sounds like fun in there. Well, see ya kid. Send me a postcard. That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowsi-You-Got-Your-Life-Back-Lane.
Boo : Mowki Kowski.
Mike : Very good. Now bon voyage. See ya. [ Mike waves a stick in front of Boo as if she were a dog ]
Mike : Look at the stick. See the stick? [ Mike throws the stick through the door ]
Mike : Got get the stick. Go fetch.
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Mike : Look at the big jerk. He ruined my life, and for what? A STUPID KID! Because of you, I am stuck in this frozen wasteland!
Yeti : Wasteland? I think you mean "Wonderland"! I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh? Oh, and wait until you see the local village, cutest thing in the world. I haven't mentioned all the free yak's milk.
Sulley : Wh... What did you say?
Yeti : Yak's milk. Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.
Yeti : Wasteland? I think you mean "Wonderland"! I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh? Oh, and wait until you see the local village, cutest thing in the world. I haven't mentioned all the free yak's milk.
Sulley : Wh... What did you say?
Yeti : Yak's milk. Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.
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Randall : I am about to revolutionize the scaring industry, and when I do, even the great James P. Sullivan is gonna be working of me.
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Mike : Sulley, what are we doing?
Sulley : We have to get Boo's door and find a station.
Mike : What a plan. Simple, yet insane.
Sulley : We have to get Boo's door and find a station.
Mike : What a plan. Simple, yet insane.
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Mike : Oh, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face when that wall went up. Woo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you all right? Come on, we did it. We got Boo home. Sure, we put the company in the toilet, and, gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now, not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power... but hey, at least we had a few laughs, right?
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Henry J. Waternoose : I shouldn't have trusted you. Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer.
Randall : Ah, with this machine, we won't need scarers. Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved.
Henry J. Waternoose : Sullivan was twice the scarer you'll ever be!
Randall : Ah, with this machine, we won't need scarers. Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved.
Henry J. Waternoose : Sullivan was twice the scarer you'll ever be!
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Henry J. Waternoose : I hope you're happy, Sullivan. You destroyed this company. Monsters Incorporated is dead! Where will everyone get their scream now? The energy crisis will only get worse, because of you!
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Mike : I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.
Sulley : Spoons?
Mike : That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.
Sulley : Spoons?
Mike : That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.
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Henry J. Waternoose : This has gone far enough, James.
Sulley : She's home now. Just leave her alone!
Henry J. Waternoose : I can't do that, James. She's seen too much. You both have.
Sulley : It doesn't have to be this way.
Henry J. Waternoose : I have no choice. Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough anymore.
Sulley : But kidnapping children?
Henry J. Waternoose : I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way! [ Waternoose knocks Sulley to the ground and lunges at Boo. He instead finds the simulated child ]
Voice : Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated...
Henry J. Waternoose : [ confused ] Huh? But... What? [ the lights come on and it's revealed that Boo's room is really the simulation room; Mike and several CDA agents are standing behind the console ]
Mike : I don't know about you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we? [ replays the tape of Waternoose over and over ]
Sulley : She's home now. Just leave her alone!
Henry J. Waternoose : I can't do that, James. She's seen too much. You both have.
Sulley : It doesn't have to be this way.
Henry J. Waternoose : I have no choice. Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough anymore.
Sulley : But kidnapping children?
Henry J. Waternoose : I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way! [ Waternoose knocks Sulley to the ground and lunges at Boo. He instead finds the simulated child ]
Voice : Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated...
Henry J. Waternoose : [ confused ] Huh? But... What? [ the lights come on and it's revealed that Boo's room is really the simulation room; Mike and several CDA agents are standing behind the console ]
Mike : I don't know about you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we? [ replays the tape of Waternoose over and over ]
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Sulley : Are there kids in that village?
Yeti : Oh, sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks...
Yeti : Oh, sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks...
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[ Mike and Sully have transported to Hawaii ]
Mike : Why couldn't we have been banished here?
Mike : Why couldn't we have been banished here?
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